Ok time for reviews! I got 11! Yay! (does happy gig). To quote Ashlee Simpson, "When In Doubt, Ho Down!" Anyways...let's see here...
Wave Maker wrote - "Hahahaha.. She lifted him therough the window, how, does she even know what courage is that young? But I like the commercial. So cute, I was trying to figure out how it would sound with an actual announcer saying the announcer stuff! It probably would have been funnier!" Yea probably...I was thinking that when I typed it up.
AnimationWickedRaven wrote - "this is pretty good!" Thanks I was hoping it would be.
mrmistoffelees wrote - "LOL! This funny!" LOL! Thanks!
Syani wrote - "YAH! YOU FINALLY DONE WITH THE SEQUEL! I like it so far... MORE PLEASE! -" Ok...(gives you a scooping of the next chapter)
Green-Husky wrote - "YAY! I really loved the toddler titans and i bet this is going to twice as good! ROBOT CHICKEN! WO! ahem, sorry." Lol, I want to see robot chicken now...too bad I can't literrally stay up past 12:30 am..
Terra Logan wrote - "Not bad, its funny. Keep writing please!" Ok! Sure!
likinparkh2over wrote - "kewl! i likes it! pleez continue, i really like it! luv, linkinparkh2over" Thanks likinparkh2over! I love ya too!
a-1991 wrote - "this looks like a fun fic! i would like to see more plz!" Ok, since you said plz...
siriusiswaycool wrote - "that was so funny im so glad your makeing a sequal..." Wow! Ur in summer bad spelling mode! I would love to do that but the reviewers would go grammer teacher on me...(cringes at the thought of reviewers hitting her with rulers and yelling at her misspellingness)
Anyways those are the reviews! If you reviewed and I didn't answer it, that means it probably wasn't on the site yet...FanFiction takes forever to send me reviews...I literally have to wait 7 hours for one review, and it's supposed to be speedy quick! Well not speedy the titan quick. Do you know how fast he runs? It's like watching beast boy do homework! I know! THAT SLOW! Anyways...here are some words...cat cow chicken pie and maralade! Hey, I never said it would make sense! Blah Blah Blah, trying to look like a professional writer by typing a 2 page author's note... Oh what would Silver Tigress 07 say at a time like this? Hmm..probably say stop hitting me with cheese puffs in your other fic Random Predicting Machine. Hey! We should have some award ceremony for teen titan fics! I'll email fanfiction and see if they will let us! Oh..right..the fic...well it will start in 5...4...3...2...1...go! (makes a shmoma! sound)
Chapter 2: Hey! Look! A Flying Baby!
Beast Boy transformed back to himself and looked down at the ground, 1,000 feet below him. He screamed like a girl and grabbed Starfire as she flew towards the city.
"Hey, ummm Starfire? Could you put me down?" He asked.
Starfire nodded and dropped him. Beast Boy was screaming and waving his arms.
"Not like that!" He screamed.
Starfire swooped down and grabbed him. He sighed with relief as they kept going.
"Be Boy funny!" Starfire giggled as they reached the city.
Pedestrians looked up in the air to see a mini Starfire carrying Beast Boy.
"Mommy! Look! A flying baby is carrying a lephercan!" The boy said.
"Don't be silly, that's Robin's and Starfire's kid and Beast Boy is babysitting her." The mom said as walked herself and her kid into a strip club not knowing where she was going..
"Mommy? What's daddy doing to that pole?" The boy asked.
Starfire and Beast Boy landed and they walked along the sidewalk.
"Now, they told me to do something back at the tower...what was it?" Beast Boy said as they walked by a tv store.
"Don't you wish you could take the baby back?" A guy on the screen said.
"Was it to buy fresh toothpaste?" He said to himself as he held starfire's hand as they walked by a book store.
"Best seller by Lexi The Writer! I took the baby back to the tower and lived!" A book seller said as he waved the books around.
"No...maybe it was to buy a year supply of video games.." Beast Boy wondered out loud as they walked by a fish store.
"Fresh babyabackatoatowera!" The fish man said.
"No...it wasn't that, Robin said no to that like a year ago..Maybe it's cribage night and they need playing cards." Beast Boy said to Starfire as they passed a laundry store.
"50 off laundry fuzz!" The lady said.
"I KNOW WHAT IT WAS! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE TOWER!" Beast Boy said punching his fist in the air.
"No go back, robin molest me!" Starfire began to cry.
"No he wouldn't Star...don't cry.." Beast Boy said.
"He says so lasta night when he wora his x ie suit." Starfire said rubbing her eyes while she cried.
"Wait...x ie suit...CRAP! RED X MUST'VE DID THIS!" Beast Boy said.
He grabbed Starfire's hand and turned around walking back to the strip club they passed.
"Ok Star, whatever you see in here, take good notes so when your old enough again you can do this for Robin on his birthday." Beast Boy said as they walked inside.
"O of the k!" Starfire laughed.
"George! Stop doing that right now!" The mom said to her husband.
"But Jimmy is doing it!" The husband said as he pointed to their son who was being hit by millions of dollars.
Beast Boy and Starfire worked their way through the dancing crowd and they found Red X drinking a pina colada.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!" Beast Boy said as he held up Starfire.
"Probably Robin's fault, Starfire likes him more than me." Red X said.
Beast Boy stood there and blinked until it all settled in...
"This is Starfire!" He said.
"Holy crap..and to think I thought she had a kid.." Red X said.
"Nevermind that, do you have any idea of who could of done it?" Beast Boy asked.
"Well...if you lend me some moola, I might be able.." Red X looked at the taser in Beast Boy's other hand.
"Or I'll be nice for once and tell you." He said putting his hands up and sweatdropping.
"Ok...so I hear there's this criminal mastermind that just moved into town. She's soo powerful she even convinced Slade to do some of that baby mojo on you guys. Now I hear she saught out revenge on Starfire but that's just what I hear. I know that her partner, also known as Speeding Flame, does deals with other criminals like Doctor Chang, Control Freak and Mad Mod, just to name the few crazy ones. You can find him tonight at the docks around 7:49 til 8:49, he likes to leave on the nines for some reason...anyways that's all I know." Red X said as he tossed Beast Boy a diaper.
"What's this for?" Beast Boy asked.
"She's starting to stink if you know what I mean.." Red X said waving a hand.
"Oh...riiiight, it's a code word...Well the chicken will crack his egg in your hand at the macy's day parade on july 39th." Beast Boy said as they walked off.
"Whatever..." Red X said as he took a sip of his drink, he then spat it out as Beast Boy closed the door.
"HE CALLED MY MAMA A WHAT!" Red X yelled.
Back At The Tower...
Robin and Cyborg looked at the suspects on the computer.
"I can't believe she would do this to us...after all we been through..." Cyborg said.
"I knew she was evil...look what she did to us." Raven said shaking her head in disbelief.
Beast Boy walked in with Starfire and gasped.
"Her?" He asked.
"Yeah.." Cyborg said with his head down.
"No...Not.."
Cliffhanger! Mwahahahaha! Anyways I hope you liked it! I thought it was ok, funny at some parts. Well I got to go, later!
Lexi The Writer (Queen Of Comedy)