Hello to all of my reviewers, friends, fans, and secret admirers! Oh and stalkers...hehe sorry HiddenSmile. Anyways to anwser all of your questions and rumors you might of heard.
No I am not a star wars fan. Heck I never even saw the show without falling asleep. My friend did a test and I fell asleep within 15 minutes! -.-;
Yes Cloud is a real person, she is also known as InvaderCloudie, read her stories now!
Yes I am the Queen of Comedy and unless someone wants to challenge me to a writing duel (if there is such a thing as that) then I will probably be the Queen of Comedy for enterity!
Yes has deleted most of my good stories but I don't mind. No really I don't. STOP SAYING THAT I DO MIND CUZ I REALLY DON'T! Opps...lost it there for a second! Love you Please don't delete my stories anymore! PLEASE!
Yes that above statement was suppose to make you laugh. If they delete it, I'll repost it! No duh! No I hate but where else am I suppose to go?
So anyways now I have gone through the point where I type a long author's note and try to sound serious, with my highly sophisicated friends who dress like preps..(bursts out laughing) not! Honestly you think I'm friends with those mall hugging preps! I love the mall but there is a point where I draw the line and have a life! Anyways all the cool authors type these so I decided to...too! Hehehe save myself there from looking like an idiot...anyways...I have been getting all these reviews saying this.
That was so funny! The pole thing was genius! LMAO! Anyway, who is it? Is it Terra? Is it...uh... I don't know any others so it must be Terra! IN THAT CASE KILL HER! MWA HA HA HA! Well see ya!
COOL! Chapter 2! . W00T! Anyway, LIKE the chapter... 'specially the one when BB didn't realize that his surroundings is his clue... --; But.. STILL FUNNY! HAHAHAH! And... is Terra in the computer screen...? Or is it one of YOUR creation...? Like... (cough)yourself(cough)...
Let me guess, Blackfire?
ok so far you people think it's either...
A. Me
B. Terra
C. A made up character
D. Blackfire
lol! I know who it is..and when you find out your going to laugh your pants off! Unless they are already off then your going to laugh really hard until you die. Then I shall come to your house, collect your allowance and buy myself inuyasha mangas and more yu yu hakusho mangas too! mwahaha! irony and me are the bestest of friends in this fic. So anyways...review time!
Wave Maker: Well as I said from above, it's somone you would never expect. Use writers do not have much power (cough) we have our stories deleted (cough) and yes you spelled confusement wrong, lol I don't how to spell it...and I'm too lazy to go check spell check...yup.
april4rmH-town: wow! I get to meet someone from H-town! ummm...what is H-town? Your the maker of fishy joe! (bows down to you) I LOVE FISHY JOE!
cloud: you have no clue what that is.
me: do too!
ironsoultrap: yeah probably, I loved that song! I still sing it!
GreenMartian777: Wow...you better hope my terra loving friends won't kill you while you sleep.
Lunar Heart Crystal: maybe... nn
Green-Husky: Truer words have never been said...
RobinStarfire: Well since you said pretty please and I have been black mailed by many reviewers to keep this fic a 'floatin...heck why not?
Syani: I did that once. Like when I was supposed to do laundry and the timer went off to say it was done. And I sat there and thought and thought and I ran to turn it off and I did my laundry and now I have to do it again, darn!
Terra Logan: No..she's a teenager...adult...person...thingy...majig.
On with the story!
"No...not..." Beast Boy fainted before he could finish.
Then he woke back up with the greatest of ease cuz he's the daring young beast boy on the flying tapeze!
"Well we might as well use this info I got from Red X. He said that there's this criminal mastermind that just moved into town. She's soo powerful she even convinced Slade to do some of that baby mojo on us. Now he heard she saught out revenge on Starfire but that's just what he heard. He knows that her partner, also known as Speeding Flame, does deals with other criminals like Doctor Chang, Control Freak and Mad Mod, just to name the few crazy ones. We can find him tonight at the docks around 7:49 til 8:49, he likes to leave on the nines for some reason...anyways that's all he said." Beast Boy repeat word for word.
"Well then one of us is going to have to stay here with Star and the rest are going to the docks." Robin said.
"Not it!" Raven said.
"Not it!" Robin and Beast Boy cried at the same time.
"Darn! I was going to use my new sonic cannon upgrade!" Cyborg began to cry.
"Hey man! Your 18 and you need to grow up!" Beast Boy said.
Cyborg smiffed...I mean sniffed. Or did I?
"Hey! Narator of the story! I'm trying to lecture Cyborg here!" Beast Boy said.
Sorry.
"Ok anyways...where was I?" Beast Boy asked.
"You were about to give me, raven, robin and the author of this fiction 20 bucks each." Cyborg said holding out his hand.
"Oh yeah!" Beast Boy said as he gave out 20 bucks each to the people mentioned above and they all left Cyborg and Starfire behind.
"Well since your an infant and infants don't remember what happen...IT'S TIME FOR TAEBO!" Cyborg said as he ran out in robin's tights and turned on the tv to Taebo with Billy Banes. XD (if you turn your head sideways you can see that's a smiley face laughing)
At The Dock
"It least this place smells better than Beast Boy's room." Raven said as she looked at the crates.
"Hey! My room is not stinky! And if so then let a falling ice cream truck hit Robin in the head!" Beast Boy said as a falling ice cream truck hit him in the head.
"I was right! My room isn't stinky!" Beast Boy said from under the truck.
Raven lifted up the truck with her powers as she licked some ice cream (or as hiei san and angel and I call it...SWEET SNOW!) and rolled her eyes.
"That's because your room is beyond stinky and help at that." She said as she followed Robin.
Beast Boy ran after them and he ran into the back of Raven.
"Why did you stop?" He said.
"Shhh! Target in sight!" Robin whispered as he pointed at the guy with curly red hair and red eyes who ran back and forth really fast loading what looked like zinofium off a boat onto his boat.
Doctor Chang walked over to him and bowed.
"Your services are welcomed." He said.
The guy stopped and smirked.
"As are yours." He said as Doctor Chang left.
Robin was about to jump out and say some corny line but Raven stopped him.
"We should wait to see where he goes after his hour is up. That way we can stop them at the source. And saying 'Yours services won't be recongized here, but in jail' is a stupid line." Raven said as Robin pouted.
"I thought it was the real snizz," Robin said as he folded his arms, pouted and glared at the ground.
The guy then smiled as a hooded figure appeared.
"Did you get the zinofium?" The figured asked as they flipped back their long hair.
"Yes I did, my love." He said smiling really big.
The hooded figure looked like they rolled their eyes and lowered the hood to reveal a girl.
"Ok...first off...I have no attraction to you, I used to but that was when I was working for good people and I thought your bad ass character was sexy. Now after getting to know you, your just a dumb lacky." She said.
"But you said dumb lacky in a lighter tone, so therefore you do like me!" The guy said.
"Speeding Flame go on your patrol of the docks and I like you as a ally." She said.
Beast Boy sneezed. Speeding Flame and the girl looked at each other with their eyes glowing.
"Go check to see where that noise came from. I need to go back to hq and finish the touches on the baby bazooka." She said as she dissapeared with a swish of her cloak.
Speedy Flame sped around the crates, looked in the water and all over the place but couldn't find the three titans. As soon as he walked back over by the boat, a crate opened slightly. Beast Boy and Robin gasped. Robin jumped out of the crate and signaled Beast Boy who was about to tell Raven but looked down. He saw Raven was knocked out cold from lack of oxygen. He then began to perform CPR and she woke up red in the face.
"Raven! Your alive!" Beast Boy whispered as he hugged the half demon who was even redder in the face.
'Don't blow up something out here.' she thought.
At the tower..
Cyborg was in the middle of punching jumping jacks and then the floor blew up and he fell through. Starfire began to laugh.
"Cyborg fat!" She giggled.
"I am not! I'm big bolted!" He said.
Beast Boy and Raven...
Raven and Beast Boy climbed out of the crate and ran over to Robin who looked at them.
"I signaled for you to come 45 minutes ago!" He whispered.
"Problems arose." Raven whispered back who glared at Beast Boy who was grinning sheepishly.
Speeding Flame looked at his watch and hopped on the boat and sailed off really fast, like at the speed of sound fast.
"Well good thing you put a tracker on the boat Robin." Beast Boy said as Robin sweat dropped.
"That's what I forgot to do." Robin said smacking his head.
"And your are leader again why?" Raven asked.
Robin glared at her.
"Well team let's go back to the tower." Robin said.
"So much for following the bad guy." Raven said.
"Too bad Raven, your plan would of worked." Beast Boy said.
"How do you know that?" Raven asked.
"Well your smart and your plans always work." Beast Boy said blushing a lil.
"Thanks." Raven said as she blushed.
"Any time Rae." Beast Boy said as he put his arm around her waist.
Raven smacked his in the face leaving a huge red mark.
"Don't call me that or touch me there." She said as she flew back to the tower.
Beast Boy smacked himself mentally.
'Smooth move, you had her blushing and then you had to be a perv and feel her waist line.' He thought as he transformed into a bird and flew off to the tower.
Robin was left behind.
"Great." He said as he flagged down a taxi.
He got in and the driver asked him where to go.
"Titans Tower." He said.
"Your Robin! Like oh my gah! Your the sexiest boy wonder ever fo sure!" The GUY taxi driver said.
Robin's eyes were huge. A gay guy was hitting on him. Good thing the others couldn't see this.
Back At The Tower...
Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire were laughing at the taxi driver robot Cyborg invented so that they could freak Robin out.
"Man this is going straight to America's Funniest Home Movies!" Cyborg said as he cried from laughter.
Raven rolled her eyes as she went to meditate in her room. Starfire, who was 5 then turned to Cyborg and Beast Boy.
"Please explain why it is humorous that the robot man is putting the moves on robin?" Starfire asked.
Beast Boy whispered why in her ear. She still looked confused.
"But my planet is 50 of this 'gay' you are referring to." She said.
Cyborg and Beast Boy stopped laughing and looked at her funny.
"I am about to say the earth term..kidding of the just!" Starfire said laughing.
Cyborg and Beast Boy nearly died of laughing from her joke.
Ok before I get flames, I have nothing against gay people, two of my friends are gay and another one is bi. So anyways...the closing quote will be by Kaitlin.
"That's not a leaf, that's a tom tom!"
lol! inside joke, well later!
Lexi The Writer (Queen Of Comedy)