Well now it's time for me to update my story. So here I was taking a break from writing and just when I got on wordpad and had all this sugar I had a writer's block. So there I was sitting there and I was like gah! no! So then I decided to clear my head and go on a vacation to utah. So I came back and tried to write again. Then I got another writer's block. But now I just updated Punk'd and it's awesome I think. So now it's time for this fic to be updated.
Monkey-Fish The Great ok.
Morbid Original thank you I will.
Saint H lol. oh yeah. but does he have gay robots hitting on him? I don't think so. no wait...I bet your happy about that aren't you? Yup you are. I see you smiling. Btw you and me are going to write a funny fic together and people will love us even more. And fyi I can do that sexy smart dance (does it perfectly) ha. in your face. XP
Green-Husky Hmmmm so I snell jasmine perfume? yes. yes I do.
cade-chan uuuhhh...teams of invesigators on working on the beast boy thing.
ironsoultrap sure I'll ask. but don't expect results.
mrmistoffelees no she's 5. before she was 17. now she's 5. that's not normal if you ask me. lol.
april4rmH-town oh...houston...riiiight. my cousins live there. small world. they made me do taebo in gym too. it suck hard core.
Robin Starfire your lucky I fall for the pretty please bit all the time or else we have no story.
Lunar Ice Dancer lol. I know. hilarious stuff.
AstaOmega11 does it look like I want you to be my grammer teacher? thought so. but thanks for pointing out my mistakes.
Terra Logan oh I will. trust me.
So if y'all noticed. I have sarcastic humor now. Sweet huh? Picked it up just today for you guys. Yup...well onto the chapter.
Robin walked inside the tower and saw the titans doing things they normally don't do. Like Cyborg was reading one of Raven's books. Beast Boy was making some of Starfire's zorkaberry supreme pie. Raven was reading a joke book. Starfire was messing around with a part from the t car. And they all were whistling the same song. Robin shrugged it off and walked into his room. As soon as he closed the door the others began to laugh again. Robin ran outside and saw that they were continuing their normal activites and were whistling again. Robin walked away rubbing his head.
'I got to stop taking my viagra with birth control pills.' He thought.
at the evil lair of the evil girl who saint h thinks is hilary clinton...
Speeding Flame returned to the hq and saw his boss sitting there reading a magazine.
"Ooo! Is that the new super villians gossip?" He asked.
"Yup." The boss said turning a page.
"So what's the story on Blackfire and Red X?" Speeding Flame.
"The usual. Red X is crushing on her big time and Blackfire pretends he doesn't exist." She said turning another page.
"So what do you think the chances of them hooking up are?" Speeding Flame asked.
"1 to a trillion." The boss turned another page.
"Are you checking to see if your in there?" He asked.
"Yup." She said not looking up.
"Hold the phone...WHY ARE YOU IN HERE WEARING A SPEEDO!" She yelled.
Speeding Flame sweatdropped.
"I...I have no idea what your talking about." He said.
The boss held up a picture of Speeding Flame standing next to Speedy wearing a speedo. The ad said 'Oh yeah. Speedy is nothing compared to Speeding Flame.'
"Oh yeah..I got paid that million I loaned you to built this place." Speeding Flame said.
"Oh. Ok." She said sitting back down and continued to read.
Back at the tower...
Beast Boy was reading a magazine.
"Ooo! Is that the new Superhero gossip?" Cyborg asked.
"Yup." He said not looking up.
"So what's the story on Terra and Speedy?" Cyborg asked.
"Oh it says Terra is crushing on him and he's pretending she doesn't exist." Beast Boy said not looking up.
"So what do you think the chances of them hooking up are?" Cyborg asked.
"1 to a trillion." He said turning a page.
"Are you checking to see if your in there?" Cyborg asked.
"Yup." Beast Boy said turning a page.
"Hold the phone...WHY ARE YOU IN HERE WEARING A SPEEDO?" Beast Boy yelled.
Cyborg sweatdropped.
"I...I have no idea what your talking about." Cyborg said.
Beast Boy held up a picture of Cyborg standing next to Brother Blood in his cyborg form wearing a speedo. The ad said. 'Oh yeah. Brother Blood is nothing compared to Cyborg.'
"Oh yeah...That's how I got that million dollars to pay for the equipment for the new game room." Cyborg said.
"Oh. Ok." Beast Boy said sitting back down and he went back to reading.
"Titans! I found out who the villian is!" Robin ran out saying.
Everyone stared at him.
"We know who it is." Raven said.
"You do?" Robin asked.
"You already told us." Starfire said.
"I did?"
"Yeah." Cyborg said.
"Really?" Robin asked.
"Yup." Beast Boy said.
"You sure?" Robin asked.
"YES WE ARE ALL SURE YOU ALREADY TOLD US!" The others yelled.
Robin sweatdropped.
"Ok. Well I'll be leaving now." Robin said going back to his room.
5 minutes later..
"Titans! I found out who the villian is!" Robin yelled again running into the room.
Everyone anime fell.
"What?" Robin asked.
Over at HQ...
"Ok so here are two possibilities...one. The titans go partying every week. Two. The titans go partying every other week." Speeding Flame said.
"Ummm...I'll have to go with every other month. I mean they have no fun what so ever since they kick villian ass all the time." A worker said.
"You know what?"
"What?" Speeding Flame asked.
"GET BACK TO WORK!" The boss yelled her face all red.
"Sorry." SF said running to fix the machine.
The boss sat down and then began to talk to the worker.
"No actually I think they party every other week." She said.
Tt tower...
"So...shouldn't we be you know...umm finding the bad guy?" Beast Boy asked.
"Nope. Starfire will go back to normal by herself." Cyborg said.
"It's been a month and she's still 5 years old." Beast Boy said.
"Well no one is complaining." Raven said.
"Why is that?" Beast Boy asked.
"Robin and Starfire been in Robin's room for a month and if they died we would of smelled their corpses by now." Raven said.
"True..." Beast Boy turning on the tv.
Starfire and Robin came out into the room.
"Hello friends!" The 5 year old said.
"So did you find any leads?" Robin asked.
"We told you we know who the villian is and no we didn't find any clues as to where the hideout is. Of course if SOMEONE put a tracker on the boat a month ago we would of had Starfire back to normal by now." Raven said rolling her eyes.
"Well if some PEOPLE weren't making out in a crate and made me wonder where they were then I might of put the tracker on the boat." Robin said glaring at Raven and Beast Boy who looked up shocked.
"We were not making out! I was performing cpr on Raven!" Beast Boy said.
"But Beast Boy...CPR stands for crazy person reproducing and you are crazy." Starfire said.
Cyborg fell off the couch laughing his head off.
"No! It stands for cute panda rally- I mean well I don't know what it stands for."
"Wow it's been over a month and you haven't bothered to go online to look it up?" Raven asked.
"I haven't gotten a chance! Cyborg hogs the computer all the time!" Beast Boy yelled.
"Your just jealous because I been chatting to hot babes all month!" Cyborg said.
"Hmmm...since when are geeky girls considered hot babes?" Beast Boy asked.
"Shut up! For your information, I'm dating a girl name Lafawnda and she isn't a geeky girl. And things are getting pretty serious." Cyborg said. (lmao napolean dynamite spoof)
"Oh riiight...so do you guys go to virtual malls?"
"And virtual movie theaters?"
"And parks of amusement which are virtual?"
"NO! Well...maybe..." Cyborg said.
"HA! I knew it! Dude if you want to go out on a real date with her then invite her over!" Beast Boy said.
"Ok!" Cyborg ran to the computer.
"I wasn't being serious!" Beast Boy said.
"Well that's not a first." Raven said.
Back at HQ...
"You figured the titans would of found us by now." The boss said drumming her fingers on the table.
"Yeah you would think." Terra Logan said.
"I know...maybe we-hey! Your not supposed to be here!" The boss said. "Get out of my sight! You make me sick!"
"Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?" Terra Logan said walking away. "Gosh!"
"I drew a picture of Slade!" The worker said showing the boss who started laughing.
"That's great! I love the upper lip!" She said.
"Took me three hours to do the shading." The worker said.
"Wow. Go put that on the fridge." The boss said.
"Ok!" The worker skipped to the fridge.
"DING DONG!"
"Get the door SF!" The boss said.
Speeding Flame opened the door to see Slade, Brother Blood, Blackfire, Red X, and Control Freak at the door.
"Hey guys! Your just in time for go fish!" SF said.
"Yay!" They all cheered and sat down at the table while SF dealt the cards.
"So what's new?" The boss asked Slade.
"Oh nothing. I'm trying to capture Raven so she can be my new apprentice but she just isn't accepting her destiny." Slade said.
"That sucks." Tb said.
"Tell me about it.." Slade said picking up his cards.
"What about you Control Freak?" Tb asked.
"Oh just got back from a Star Wars convention and stole all the money and merchendise." Control Freak said.
"Interesting.." Tb said rolling her eyes.
"Well I just got these new arms warmers. See? They're purple and black!" Blackfire showing Tb.
"I love those! Where did you get them?" She asked.
"Oh over at the topic hot galaxy." Blackfire said.
"Sweet! I'll have to go by there sometime.." Tb said.
"So Red X what's up?" Slade asked Red X.
Red X gulped.
"Well.."
Ooo! Cliffhanger! What was Red X going to say? Hmm..review and maybe I'll tell you...