Chapter 5: The Good Day
Sly slowly walked home. At the apartment Sly walked into his room. He slid into his bed.
The next day, Sly awoke and realized he never spent his money.
"Oh, well, I need the exercise." Sly thought. He walked down to the store.
"Awww, why am I here?" Sly moaned as he walked through the doors. He walked to the suit store. On the door was a sign that read: "FREE SUIT DAY: BUY ONE FOR $3.00 AND GET THE REST FOR FREE PLUS A FREE PAIR OF DRESSY SHOES". Sly had to pinch himself to make sure this wasn't a dream.
"OUCH!!", Sly wailed. "It ISN'T a DREAM!!!" It was true. He ran inside and grabbed ALL of the suits and the pair of dressy shoes. He decided he didn't need anything else, except for some candy mints, and went outside.
When he got outside, he saw a car for sale. He ran as fast as he could (which was pretty hard to do, carrying about 53 suits and all).
"You want this car?" The dealer said.
"Yes, I'll give you 2 hundred dollars for it." Sly said as fast as he could.
"Okay, I was giving it away for free but you can give me th-"
"I DON'T CARE! GIVE ME THE CAR!" Sly screamed. He took the keys and drove home. He took the suits and put them in his closet and stared at them for an hour.
He drove to the police station. Feelling better than yesterday, he got to work. But then he heard a conversation that made his heart sink.
"Hey, Brown, did you hear about the incident at the mall?" Steve said.
"Yeah, some guy tried to mug an old man for a suit. What a pathetic loser! He couldn't amount to anything but a thief and should be put in bars immediatly. The old guy couldn't even see what he looked like." Officer Brown said.
"No," Sly whispered.
"No, what?" Carmelita Fox said suspiciously. This was a day where she didn't have to do any field work. A rare occurrence.
"No, that's terrible!" Sly quickly responded.
After a long day of work, Sly went home in his new car. In his apartment. he turned on his computer to chat on chat rooms.
(COPPASly)
COPPA: I had a good day today. I got a lot of suits.
Adobingerinzer: Cool! nEato! awEsomE! SwEeT!
Benthead: Sly? Is that you? IT's me, Bentley! Where Are you?
COPPA: Bentley? Are you stupid? Did you even get my email? I am getting sick of you. Get out of my life or else.
Benthead: What?
COPPA: You heard me.
Adobingerinzer: Who's Benthead?
COPPA: NOBODY!
Sly turned his computer off.
"Now he's crossed the line. Writing to me is one thing, but invading MY chat rooms IS TOO FAR!" Sly screamed.
"It's time to end this." Sly picked up his phone.
"Hello, police? I know who attacked the old man at the mall." Sly said slyly.
What!??!?! Who is he turning in? Bentley? Murray? Penelope? Any of the other characters he has ran into in his thieving days? Steve? This is a halfway cliffhanger in a sideways sort of way. Is there a chapter 6 Find out in Chapter 6: A New Day!!!!! Coming soon!