"I'm gay!" He cried.
Everyone gasped.
"No! It can't be!" She cried.
"Yeah it's true.." He said.
Robin turned off the tv.
"HEY!" The other titans cried.
"I hate All My Offspring of His Affair." Robin said.
"Well we don't!" The others said.
"We need to get Starfire back to 17 years old now!" Robin said.
"Why?" The others asked.
Robin blinked.
"A...HELLO! SHE IS SUPPOSE TO BE 17!"
"Well she's not complaining." Raven said.
"Si." Starfire said.
"Since when did you speak spanish?" Beast Boy asked.
"I been dating mas from mas y menos." Starfire said.
The others stared.
"Hey he's closer to my age." Starfire said.
The others sweatdropped and they walked into the computer room.
the moment all you readers have been waiting for...this is what red x had to say..
"Everyone. I have an annoucement to make." Red X said.
"Yeah?" Everyone said excluding Blackfire who was busy filing her nails.
"I'm..." Red X began.
"Your..?" Tb said.
"I'm pregnant." Red X said.
The room got really quiet. Blackfire though, for the first time in like ever said something to Red X that not only hurt him mentally, it hurt his ego and pride.
"Your not pregnant, your just fat." Blackfire said not looking up from her nails.
"Well...he could be a girl..." Tb said.
"What!" Red X growled.
"I mean you could be a cross dresser." Tb said.
"I am not! I'm a guy." Red X yelled.
"Oh well soooorrrryyy." Tb said.
"You should be." Red X said folding his arms and looking up at the ceiling (that's what I do when someone says they're sorry)
"Well I am and I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me." Tb said.
"Nope, don't have a heart." Red X said.
"Then why are you hopelessly in love with me?" Blackfire asked.
"I'm not, Supervillian People is a liar." Red X said.
Blackfire suddenly found Red X to be attractive and smart and more appealing than he was a second ago.
"Wow you know in this light you look really hot." Blackfire said.
Red X rolled his eyes and stepped away from Blackfire.
"Soooo...what's new?" Slade asked.
"The 6 pack x got." Blackfire sighed.
"Nothing much." Red X said ignoring Blackfire
meanwhile...
Cyborg ran out of his room looking happy.
"LAFAWNDA IS COMING TODAY!" Cyborg said.
"Ummm...ok." Raven said.
"Dude why is your girlfriend coming at a time like this?" Beast Boy asked.
"I don't know, why are you making out with a picture of Raven at a time like this?" Cyborg asked.
Beast Boy hid the picture.
"I have no idea what your talking about.." Beast Boy said.
"Riight." Cyborg said carrying his lafawnda sign out the door.
"One day...you'll see I'm more than annoying.." Beast Boy whispered to the pic of raven and he stowed it away in his pocket.
Meanwhile...
Robin was in the computer room and he saw Speeding Flame at the docks again.
"This time I'll get it right." Robin said as he walked out the door.
"Team! I found Speeding Flame!" Robin said.
"Wow...everyone let's give him a hand for finding speeding flame after a whole month." Raven said.
Everyone in Jump City cheered and clapped while Robin bowed and got hit by roses.
"Thank you! I like to thank Cyborg for hogging the computer for a whole month!" Robin said as he acknowledged Cyborg who also bowed.
"Thank you Robin! And I like to thank the reason I hogged the computer for a whole month...LAFAWNDA!" Cyborg then pointed to a person who walked in the door.
She looked like Slade with a black wig on.
"IT'S SLADE!" Robin cried as he tackled Lafawnda.
"Noo! She's mine!" Cyborg said pulling Robin off of Lawfawnda.
"Wow...she's pretty." Raven said.
"Oh yeah, I sense a future winner of miss america right here." Beast Boy said.
Raven chuckled.
"You laughed!" Beast Boy said.
"No...I had something in my throat." Raven said going to her room.
In Raven's room...
Raven was making out with a picture of Beast Boy.
A knock was heard on the door.
"Friend Raven? Are you coming out of your dormitory?" Starfire asked.
"Yeah." Raven said as he looked at her pic.
"Someday you will see I'm more than dark.." Raven whispered as she stowed the pic in her cloak.
Robin and Cyborg were still fighting over Lafawnda who was suprisenly Slade's sister.
"So why do you guys were those masks?" Beast Boy asked.
"Because we're trying to start a new fashion statement." Lafawnda said.
"IT'S THE NEW PREP!" Silver Tigress 07 said wearing her mask.
"Get out of here! You make me sick." Lafawnda said.
"Oh well, I always liked Slade and your parents better." Silver Tigress 07 said walking to Slade's parents house.
At Slade's parents house...
"Oh guys! I'm home!" Silver said as she hugged a Slade wearing a gray curly wig and grandma glasses.
"Oh hello dear. How was the trip?" She asked.
"Great!"
"I made cookies!" She said.
"Yay!" Silver ate some of Mama Slade's homestyle chocolate chip cookies.
She then walked over to a Slade wearing Grandpa glasses and a white beard.
"I want to here about the time you took over the world." She said.
"Ok..well it was back before super heroes were invented.." He said rubbing his chin as he rocked in his rocking chair...
Back at the docks...
Speeding Flame was loading more zinofium onto the boat.
"I got the new Kingdom Hearts 2!" Control Freak cried.
"Shut up! Someone will hear you!" Speeding Flame said.
"I love you." Control Freak said as he walked away.
"Ok..." Speeding Flame said as he loaded onto the boat and drove away.
This time though someone put a tracker on the boat. More like a girl.
"This time your going down.." She said as she dissapeared.
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