The Ending Chapter ------------------------- OK, ok I bet you are tired of hearing this…
The Silly Taiora Plot Twists Awards Acceptance Speech! Yah this is quite pointless but this is a parody of stupid long acceptance speeches.
Sniff I would like to thank all of the little people I had to step on to get to my computer, my mom and step dad for not yelling "Damnit Jessalyn it is three o' clock at morning get off the computer," and all green things on earth for producing enough oxygen for me to breathe, I would also like to thank the mother of Bill Gates for skipping one day of her bc pill and making Microsoft possible, Comcast for providing me internet, the paper clip thingy in the corner of Microsoft Word who always warned me when I pressed the HELP key on accident, food for keeping me alive, water for always being there for me, antibiotics for helping me get over my ear infection that I had two years ago, the power button on my keyboard for making it possible to type, the universe for housing me, my cat because he asked me to include him in my speech tonight, and most importantly Doug, my step dad's friend for revamping my computer. Did I forget anything? Billy Crystal comes out and whispers that it is common courtesy to thank reviewers Oh yeah, and all my reviewers for sticking it out and most most most importantly anthro for reasons she knows. And for letting me post this.
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Tai's POV: The package was once again under his arms. He sped off on his bike. On his way to the cavern where Sora asked to meet him, his custom-made pocket sized tube of hair gel fell out of his pocket. Tai swerved the bike to the end of the cliff on accident, trying to avoid trampling the bottle. But, he swerved a little too far and fell to his doom.
THE END!
Tai woke with a start. "Wait, I thought I was DEAD!" "Tai, shut up, you just had a bad dream," yelled a sleepy Kari. "What happened in the dream?"
"I – and Matt, and I, uh, and Sora, and this girl Rita, and hey did you know that Wedding Crashers is a good movie?" replied Tai. Kari looked at him in disbelief, wondering at the same time how much money people would save on DVD's and tickets if they could see a whole movie in their dreams.
THE END!
Tai yelled out, "OH THANK GOD IT WAS JUST A DREAM!" underneath his cold sweat. TK and Kari came into the room to see exactly what had taken place in Tai's bedroom. It was around 2:30 A.M., and TK was staying the night because……….well, I don't know………………..uh, band practice for Matt would last all night and he "didn't want to be alone all night". Dirty hentai. "Tai, what exactly do you think happened in this dream of yours?" TK asked. "I dreamt that this thing that happened was a dream too and I was dead and all of this really creepy stuff."
THE END!
Tai awoke on the sands of the beach yelling. "Tai what the heck are you doing?" asked Sora. They had fallen asleep ahem organizing the sea shells they had found in the waters previous hours ago. "What happened?" provoked Sora. "I kept having this weird dream that I kept dreaming that all of my dreams were dreams……." Replied Tai. Sora shook her head and said, "Man, what is in that hair gel of yours? Sora leaned in for a kiss, but stopped herself and said instead, "Wow what happened to your lips?"
THE END!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I realize I kind of made Matt look like a jerk in this fic. It wasn't my intentions, so I apologize to all the Matt fangirls like Anthro.