Chapter 9: The End Or Is It?
Sly woke up, excited. "Finally! Everybody will pay for firing me." he thought. He opened the shades to see a bright and sunny day. The Snow-Nado was just a dream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sly screamed.
Meanwhile, back at the police station,Steve walked nervously into the office.
''Excuse me, sir, but can I ask you something?" steve said.
"Okay, shoot." Lieutennant Brown replied.
"Umm, why did you fire Cooper? He was such a comedian! He went to such lengths just to make us laugh. He was such a clown!" Steve explained.
"True. Very true. I did like it when he screamed 'why' all the time. But the fact remains. He let prisoners loose in this area." Lieutenant Bert said.
"But what were there crimes?" Steve asked.
"Well let's see here." Bert said, pulling out a list. "Littered, jaywalked. was rude, tried to steal suit, tried to help steal a suit, took books from library without checking them out, and public spitting."
"No offense, but those aren't very bad crimes. You should bring him back." Steve said.
"I'll think about it." Bert said.
Sly was sitting in the corner of his apartment, in a fetal position, with 89 half-empty jars of peanut butter lying a round. "Need...work!" Sly muttered. Then there was a loud knock on the door. "Come in." Sly said through clenched teeth. "Repo Department! We are here to take your things!" "No!" Sly screamed. He put a chair in the door a ran down the fire escape. "Now I need a new home!"
As Sly was walking around in circles, he had an idea. He thought that if he got arrested, they would rehire him for work. So he tried to commit "crimes" to get arrested. He tried jaywalking,no one noticed, littering,some enviromentalists chased him away, and finally, public spitting. Obviously,none of them worked. "This is it," Sly said. "Time for the big one."
"The Big One" was simple: break into the top floor of a bank, using a big rock and rope. Sly made it to the bank. Unfortunately, When Sly threw the big rock, it went 2 feet above his head and fell straight down.
Sly woke up in a hospital."Guuuuhhhhhh...Where am I?", Sly moaned."Who am I?" "Great, He has amnesia. He's no use to us now." Lieutenant Brown said."Come on,everybody,let's go back to the station." Officer Bert said as he and the others left."See you...funny man." Steve said, laughing to himself as he looked at Sly. All of a sudden, he got hit in the head with a bedpan.
He woke up in a familliar room.
"Sly? Are you okay?" Bentley said as he woke Sly up.
"I've been better. What happened? Was the Cooper Vault job a succcess?" Sly moaned as he woke up.
"Yes and no. Let me explain." Bentley said.
THE END
Sorry for cheesy ending. I only say because it isn't funny.