-1WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Don't ask why, cause I won't answer.
Naruto is not mine to own but is for the publicans of the world.
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"What, you can't be serious" Tsunade sat looking gobsmaked at Shizune.
"Its hard to believe but almost every one in the village has been hit by this plague" Shizune said with a sigh.
"Almost everyone, who hasn't?" Tsunade said looking at Shizune puzzled.
"Except from us two, Naruto is the only other un affected" Shizune was looking at the ground.
"Go get him, this seems t be a little suspicious if he's the only one unaffected" Tsunade was scratching her neck as Shizune left the office.
"Stupid disease eh?" All of a sudden an unusual tingle feeling shot through Tsunade's body and brought a smile to her face.
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Naruto was scared to open his door, he could hear a large commotion from out side. He decided to take a chance and stuck his head out of an open window. To his surprise he seen a large crowd of girls skipping down the street giggling, followed by an extremely happy, long white haired man hopping like a frog.
"Ero sennin?" Naruto was completely confused to what was going on. Naruto got ready and opened his door, he stuck his head out to see if the coast was clear. Naruto stepped out and shut the door behind him. He ran down the stairs and out into the street. He walked by many unusual sights. He had seen Kiba and Akamaru circling each other sniffing each others back ends. He seen Neji in the Hyuuga front court spinning around and around doing his ultimate defence technique until he got too dizzy and collapsed. He walked into the flower shop to get cover from the rain of potato chips that was being caused by Chouji. He stood there and turned around to see Ino and Sakura in eye to eye contact.
"Baka" Ino said.
"Shannaro" Sakura said. They continued to repeat themselves.
Naruto left the flower store and walked once again down the street avoiding the insanity that was spreading. He stopped as he heard a hissing noise on his left. He looked round to see Orochimaru on the ground slithering towards him like a snake. Naruto spotted Sasuke at the other end of the ally way. He stepped over Orochimaru who pounced but collided with Kakashi who was kissing a large flirting paradise poster. Naruto walked up to Sasuke.
"Sasuke, your okay, you don't seem to be affected" Naruto said pleased.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!" Sasuke screeched and ran off flapping his arms up and down. Naruto had no idea what as going on. Suddenly he heard a voice from behind him.
"NARUTO!" Shizune shouted as she panted trying to regain her breath.
"Shizune-san?" Naruto looked at her curiously.
"Tsunade-sama wants to see you" Shizune managed to blurt it out. But as she said this a really rosy cheeked Tsunade walked out of the nearest bar, hiccupping loudly.
"I've had enough of this!" Naruto began making seals.
"HAREM NO JUTSU" Naruto screamed, the street became flooded with naked blonde girls. All the males looked on in amazement but became unconscious due to nose bleeds. The females snapped out of the stupidity that had engulfed them and glared at Naruto. Naruto looked on in panic.
"SHANNARO!" Sakura's voice came from behind the crowd. Naruto stepped back then sprinted off, followed by a very enraged group of girls. Not to mention a very pleased Jiraiya.
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Yeah All credit to moi, ChristopherChaos.