Every Dog Has Its Day

A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91

Disclaimer: (see below)

Wallace: Give me back me cheese, you tyke! I'll give you what for!

Oh, come on, I'm only holding a huge sack crammed with all your cheese because I'm doing one of those disclaimers where the author makes a favorite character say the disclaimer. That pretty much means that I want YOU to say it for me since I'm getting tired of typing the same disclaimer all over again.

Wallace: ...What?

Me, as I'm about to start dropping wheels of cheese into the garbage can: One wheel of Wensleydale...

Wallace: AAH! Alright, alright! Gromit and I are property of some man named Nick Park and Aardman Productions while this... fanwork is property of Kathryn Deanne-

Me: Uh-uh-uh! Say my nickname or the Wensleydale gets it!

Wallace, sighing: ...Kady, also known as Kady the Red Panda.

Me, as soon I've given back his cheese and run away as fast as a deer: THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME FOR ME, WALLACE!

Wallace: ...

Gromit's thoughts: What on Earth was THAT?

Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): This is the last chapter; I hope you enjoyed this fanfic. (Throws toast to reviewers)

Enjoy anyway!

Chapter Five: Back to as Normal as Possible

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The next morning, Wallace woke up and turned over to where his puppy pal slept that night in order to check on him and discovered that Gromit was not present. As he was freaking out, however, he bed suddenly started tilting to angle like it usually did whenever Gromit pulled the lever downstairs in the kitchen, so obviously, he freaked out even more. However, all of his fears were dissolved when he was dressed by robotic arms and noticed who was sitting on the other side of the table.

"GROMIT, LAD!" Wallace shouted with joy. "YOU'RE NO LONGER A PUPPY!"

He then got up and started hugging his pooch with tears of joy rolling down his face; Gromit hugged him back in response despite the fact that he had no idea of what his master was talking about. As they kept hugging, however, Wallace remembered something: "But, how... but how did you...?"

This question was answered as Wallace ran down to the basement to get the ladies magazines and leafed through the bookmarked pages. While doing this, Wallace turned to an unmarked page and found a review of one of the creams he based his on; it read that the cream only lasted as long as it took making toast. When he was done reading it, Wallace looked at Gromit and declared, "Well, that explains a lot, eh, Gromit?" (Gromit, meanwhile, only replied by rolling his eyes.)

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Later that day, Wallace satisfied his cravings by eating cheese and crackers, just like he usually did. As he was eating a huge slab of Wensleydale onto a cracker, he told Gromit:

"No more tempting with me feminine side again, oh no, just one day of that was enough for me! Oh, and Gromit, lad, will you get me a bit of gorgonzola, per chance?"

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At the same time, Mister Mulch was taking a stroll around the neighborhood with a sad look on his face. "Oh, dear," He said as he walked closer and closer to his residence, "Me love's birthday is tomorrow and I don't have any money for a present, just like the last three years. 'Looks like I'm going to have to look through the rubbish bins again!"

It was while dumpster diving through a particular man and canine pair's trash when he bumped into a huge, pink contraption: the Relaxationatron 3000.

"What is THAT?" He asked himself as he examined it. After noticing its controls and the beauty products it contained, he ran towards his house and drove up to 62 West Wallaby Street in order to tie the machine onto the roof.

As he was about to leave with the Relaxationatron 3000 in tow, he slipped on a white pot. Inbetween his cursing, he picked it up and read the handwritten label: "Youth Cream". He opened the container and noticed a milky white gel inside of it and swiped a bit with his finger and placed it on his face.

Hmm... this stuff may actually work for once... Mister Mulch thought as he drove off with the Relaxationatron strapped to the roof and the youth cream on the side right beside him...

THE END

A/N: That ending was developed at the very beginning of coming up with and typing this fanfic up. Did you find it at least okay? In case you're wondering, I do have a couple other Wallace and Gromit fanfic ideas; I hope that I get to post at least one more WandG fanfic this year, so get ready for me to come back to this section soon.

(PS- You know those times when you have no memory what had happened over a period of time, especially when you were very young? That's what exactly what happened to Gromit, in case you're wondering what exactly happened.)

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Ja Ne!

Kate-chan 91