"By gum-it we've got him now." Richard replied as he slipped out of the car.

"Richard, wait." Chris interrupted. "I have an idea." Richard paused waiting to hear Chris' explanation. "I'll go in to the hotel room and get Lorelai. Luke will probably try to make a break for it and when he does, you can be waiting right there beside his truck to make sure he doesn't escape. I'll call the police from the hotel room, and then bring Lorelai safely down."

Richard raised one of his eyebrows. "Christopher, that is a marvelous idea."

A smile raced across Christopher's face. "Glad you approve." Christopher headed off towards the hotel. "Be ready." Chris called back over his shoulder.

"Don't worry about me." Richard replied boastfully.

Chris quickly ran into a nearby restroom once inside the hotel. After preparing himself, he walked up to the main desk. "Hi." Chris greeted charmingly.

"Hello." the woman replied.

"My sister and her boyfriend are supposed to be here tonight. I was wondering if they had already checked in?"

"The names please?"

"Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore." Chris replied casually, as he leaned onto the desk.

"Yes, they've checked in." she answered.

"Great. So, what room are they in?" Chris asked.

"I can have someone fetch them for you. Visitors are not allowed in unless they are signed for."

Chris squinted. "Well, see, it's a surprise for Lorelai. She doesn't know I'm here. I'd rather not have someone else go up and tell her I've arrived. And obviously, she can't sign me she doesn't know I am here."

The woman behind the desk sighed. "Well, I'm not supposed to do this..."

"I understand." Chris replied quickly. "I don't mean to bother you. I can just wait outside I guess, they're bound to come down sooner or later."

"Oh, no." The woman objected. "That would be silly. I don't really see what it could hurt. They're in room 321."

"Thank you so much, ma'am." Chris remarked as he walked passed the desk headed up the stairs.

Inside room 321 Lorelai was relaxing and watching tv for the first time in days, while Luke was enjoying his long refreshing shower. Lorelai got up and walked over to the fridge, noticing there was no ice, she grabbed the bucket.

"Hey, Luke." Lorelai called through the bathroom door. "We're out of ice. I'm going to get some."

"Okay!" Luke replied allowing the water to hit his face.

Lorelai slipped on her shoes and walked out into the hallway. "Now, If I was an ice machine..."

As Chris reached the 3rd floor he immediately saw Lorelai looking around. "Too easy." He whispered to himself. He crept up behind her as she continued to gaze down hall ways searching for an ice machine. "Lost?" Chris finally asked.

Lorelai turned around quickly. "Christopher." she gasped.

"Hey, Lorelai. What a small world." Chris smiled as he edged closer and closer to her.

"Stay away!" Lorelai yelled.

"Sh, sh..." Chris replied placing his finger to his mouth. "People are resting."

"Chris, I swear to God..." Lorelai's shaky voice sounded.

"I've missed you, so much." Chris leaned towards Lorelai.

"Lu-!"

Chris quickly placed his hand over Lorelai's mouth. "He can't save you, sweetie." Chris dragged Lorelai into the stairwell and threw her done the first eight steps. "I didn't want to do that, Lorelai." Chris replied as he galloped down the stairs. "That was your fault." He picked Lorelai up from the floor. "I can make it up to you." Chris whispered into Lorelai's ear as his hand slid down her stomach and began to unbutton her pants.

"No!" Lorelai squealed.

Chris forcefully placed his hand over her mouth again. "Now, you're going to have to stop all this screaming." He continued to unbutton her pants and slowly slid them off. Suddenly, he stopped. "What am I thinking?" he laughed. "I can't do this to you. Not a stairwell." Grabbing Lorelai by the hair of the head he lead her into a nearby bathroom and shoved her into a stall. "There now, isn't this much more secluded?"

"Please..." Lorelai whined. "Please, don't."

"Don't what?" Chris asked. "Don't hurt you? Well, that hardly seems fair. You crushed me, Lorelai. You broke my heart! I think you deserve a little pain yourself." Chris grabbed Lorelai by the waist and pushed her against the stall door. He quickly pulled down his jeans and began to kiss Lorelai on the neck and shoulders. "Just think of this as payback." He whispered into her ear. "Or better yet, imagine that I'm Luke. That should do it for you."