As Severus Snape lay there, body pressed against a woman whom he found to be most definitely one of the most beautiful women ever in the world, the left side of his face against the ground, face turned towards her, his nose in her hair..
He realised this was the closest he would get to heaven.
She sighed deeply and the movement of her stomach caused his cock to rub between her legs. He jumped and thought of the unsexiest thing he could imagine..
Being invited to a threesome by Minerva and Albus.
Like ice water to the crotch.
He lifted his head slightly to look at her face. Her cheekbones were defined, her skin flawless except for a few scars along her jawline.
"I find it uncomfortable when people stare at me, Severus." Hermione said with her eyes still shut.
"I was noticing your cheekbones stick out a lot. You look malnourished." First thing he could think of. He knew she was beautiful. God, why couldn't he just say it.
"Malnourished or not, you still wanna have sex with me.." She opened her eyes and smiled.
"Wh.. What?" He gasped.. How did she know? He wasn't hard, and his heart rate was normal and his breathing slow.
He pulled himself up to look at her in the eyes. It was then she started laughing.
He looked at her in confusion, then masked his face to the normal scowl.
"I'm only teasing you Severus, don't look so scandalised!" She laughed.
'Teasing me indeed..' His brain piped up.
"Although, were a student to come across us in the hallway like this, they'd probably say that too.." She smiled.
"Well, with you laughing and wriggling around so much, they'd think you reciprocated my feelings tenfold.." He looked away for a second, then added.. "Hypothetical feelings.." He also was about to add his opinion that he hoped no one saw them or he'd never live it down.. But..
'Oh, now why don't you insult her and take a step back..' His mind interrupted.
He lay back down and pretended he HAD to be as close as he was to her.. Because the material covering the floor was close to her ear. Of course.
He took a deep breath and let it out, and watched her goosebumps run along her arm and chest.
She made an almost imperceptible squeak.
He squinted in contemplation. His hot breath on her neck gave her goosebumps, hm?
Interesting.