Chapter 4

"SS Super Stud Goten"

An incurably bored Goten struts absentmindedly to the doors of Capsule Corps. He rings the doorbell as he simultaneously flicks his fingers through his long jet-black hair. Goten stands calmly with his arms braced across his muscular chest, thoughtfully staring into the cameras above his head as Trunks answers the door.

"Wow! Dad was...er…Hey, Goten! What are you doing here?"

"I just dropped by to say hello, so…er…hello. So what's up?"

"Nothing," Trunks said boredly, "Come in."

"Nothing ever happens anymore," Goten stated, "Man am I bored, I think I've reached a whole new level of boredom."

"What's wrong, tired of getting slapped," Trunks laughed, " And I wouldn't say nothing ever happens," Trunks finished quizzically smirking sardonically.

"I don't care what you say," Goten stated, "Since Buu has been dead everything's been a bore. Where are all the bad guys! You can't tell me in the whole-wide universe there isn't someone plotting to destroy Earth! There's gotta be somebody that needs some killin'!"

"Probably. And I wouldn't say everything," Trunks stated once again smiling sardonically.

"Why do you keep doing that!"

"Why do I keep doing what?" Trunks questioned, smile still in place.

"Doing that! Smiling evilly and saying 'I wouldn't say everything' and 'I wouldn't say nothing ever happens'!" Goten said suspiciously.

"I don't know what you mean. Have a drink," Trunks stated as he sat down on the couch and shoved a soda can in Goten's face.

"Ohhh-kay, whatever," Goten mused excepting the drink, "So, what have you been doing?"

"Nothing much."

"Here you were just talking of things happening and you've done nothing!"

"Yeah, whatever, what have you been up to?"

"Like I said earlier, nothing, what do you want to do?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do?"

Goten was just about to once again question Trunks about what they were going to do, when he noticed a hot brunette and a fiery blonde bombshell walking past the doorway.

"Hey guys," Hisoka and Misuki chimed happily.

"Holy--…er…What the..." Goten started, but then sobered from the surprise and said, "I take it I just met 'I wouldn't say everything' and 'I wouldn't say nothing'!" Then Goten exclaimed, "I know what I'm gonna do!"

"Heh," Trunks laughed.

"Dude, two beautiful girls living in the same house as you, who aren't related to you!" Goten erupted, "SCORE!"

"Not really," Trunks said pretending to be almost bored with the subject.

"How do you do it, Trunks?"

"Do what?"

"Dude, you're like a babe magnet or something," Goten announced, "How do you do it?"

"I didn't do anything, they came here."

"That's what I mean."

"They didn't come here for me, you idiot, they're lost."

"OH! You mean like 'I'm a little lost puppy, take me home'."

"NO! They are really lost!"

"Really? But don't you have a brunette…"

"Hey, Let's not get into that!"

"Okay! Whatever. Then do you mind if I?"

"Go…" Trunks started, but Goten was already out the door,"ahead. Heh heh heh."

Trunks strutted out the doorway and passed the kitchen, but just as he was going to walk past he stopped and still staring ahead called to his dad.

"Goten's about to get the crap beat out of him."

Vegeta sat down his half-eaten bowl of Lucky Charms-Apple Jacks combination and strolled quietly out of the kitchen falling in step with his son.

"I've got bets on Goten," Vegeta boasted.

"Well, I've got bets that Hisoka and Misuki kick the living daylights out of him!"

"What makes you think a couple of girls could take down a warrior?"

"Look at mom."

"DAMN IT, BULMA!"

"What the hell did I do?"

"Nothing, I just felt like saying it."

"Well, I love you, too. Jackass."

Trunks and Vegeta arrived in the doorway and stared starkly upon the unfolding scene.

"So where are you girls from," Goten questioned.

"You wouldn't believe us if we told you," Misuki said still playing the Soul Caliber II game.

"Try me," Goten boasted, "I've fought intergalactic battles involving super strong, pink monsters."

"No, you didn't, you and Trunks we're knocked out by Vegeta," Hisoka put in.

"How did you know that!" Goten, Trunks and Vegeta screamed as Misuki simultaneously yelled, "Hisoka!"

"I know a lot of things. YES! The victory is mine!" Hisoka spouted as she killed off the character of the unsuspecting Misuki who was currently still staring at her.

"How did you know that?" Goten questioned.

"We're from the 3rd dimension of America," Hisoka stated calmly as she stood up and walked across the room to the window.

"Hey! That's cheating," Misuki bellowed finally realizing they weren't playing the game anymore.

"She killed you off like five minutes ago. And I can believe that's where you're from and how did you know that Vegeta knocked us out?"

"Like I said earlier, I know a lot of things ask King "Where-do-I-put-it" over there. I know you didn't just read my mind to make sure that our story was correct."

"What the! How did you know that I…how did you know about that?"

"Well, where we are from there is a 'special looking glass' called a 'T.V' that portrays scenes from your battles and such," Misuki interrupted before another word could be said.

"How can you believe us?" Hisoka questioned turning from the window, "How? I barely believe myself!"

"Stranger things have happened and I can believe you, because you have country accents."

"Oh no, he did not just say that," Hisoka stated to Misuki before turning to Goten, "You did not just say that?"

"I believe he did," Misuki said amusedly thinking 'boy, he's gonna get it'.

"That's a good one! Pftt…country accents." She said as she walked over to where Vegeta and Trunks were standing. Goten in turn continued his flirtation with Misuki.

"So, what's your name," Goten questioned, "Misty, but I'm temporarily called by the name 'Misuki'. OH! And that's Brittany, but just call her 'Hisoka'!"

"Well, It seems you already know me," Goten boasted while stretching to flew his muscles.

"Yep!"

"Well, I must say, You've been eating your Campbell's soup, because you're looking 'Umm' 'Umm' good!"

"Hisoka!" Misuki screamed.

Vegeta and Trunks stared on anticipatingly awaiting the massacre of Goten.

"What?" Hisoka answered.

"If I'm not back in a couple of hours, be really, really happy for me, okay?" Misuki answered as Goten and herself strode out with his arm around her.

Vegeta and Trunks just stared on blankly.

"What…happened?" Trunks said before Vegeta asked, "I thought he was gonna get beat down!"

"What are you talking about? Goten is good looking," Hisoka mused, " What I want to know is why Misuki always gets the guy. DAMN YOU BROWN HAIR!"

"I like your brown hair," Trunks put in.

There's gotta be somebody that needs some killin'- this is a line from the movie Major Payne with Damon Wayans (If you haven't seen it, watch it. It's very funny).