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Chapter 7"One hell of a party: part one"
Goten once again strode up to the doors of Capsule Corps., but this time he stormed. He reached out to push the doorbell, but before his finger even neared the button, Trunks swung open the door.
"How do you keep doing that? Do you sit by the door and just wait for people to come to the door? Uh…anyway." Goten said.
"You're not going to believe this," Trunks and Goten yelled at the same time. Trunks and Goten stared at each other with an astonished look before Trunks moved out of the way and Goten stepped by. Neither one said anything as they strode to the living room. Goten sat down on the couch and Trunks sat down on the opposing chair.
"Just wait till you hear this," Trunks and Goten once again said things at the same time. "YOU GO FIRST!" Trunks held up his hand and motioned for Goten to go first.
"Alright, You know how I went out last night with Misuki," Goten said waiting for Trunks to nod. "Well, about an hour ago Pan walked, no, skipped into the living room and announced to the whole world that I had been on a date last night."
"Well, hadn't you?""Yeah, but then I messed things up and they thought that I took Misuki and Hisoka out last night."
"What?" Trunks laughed."They thought I took them both out!" Goten exclaimed, "Hell! By the time I get back, I'll have supposedly seduced two foreign girls and are now pimping them out to my friends."
"What!"
"Well, They're gonna eventually find out that they live here with you!"
"No, they live here with my parents!"
"The whole thing has been blown way out of proportion.""You're telling me!"
"Damn, I've had one hell of a day!" Goten said sounding exasperated.
"Damn, we've had one hell of a day," Trunks corrected.
"Why? What happened to you?"
"After you and Misuki left yesterday," Trunks started, "Wait hold up. Let's drink some wine. It'll help the story."
"That bad?""That bad," Trunks stated as he opened a bottle of fine wine. "Like I said after you and Misuki left yesterday Hisoka got upset and kept saying something about her 'damn brown hair' and how Misuki 'always gets the guy, and she's left at home'."
"Hey! She got up and left, but that did make the decision easier," Goten mused. "They were both really hot!"
"Goten!"
"Sorry!"
"Anyway," Trunks hurried bemused about his sudden display of anger, " Well, she decided she was going to train."
"Train?" Goten asked, "Her? She's just…all woman…no muscle."
"Yeah that's what I said and thought, but anyway back to the story.Well, of course with her being pissed off…"
"Pissed off?"
"Mad, because Misuki was out on a date with you.""So this is all about me?"
"No, Hisoka didn't really want you, she just doesn't believe anyone wants her."
"But, that's not true?"
"Let's just go back to the story," Trunks said glowering at Goten, "so, she was really mad and was going to train, but she asked if anyone wanted to spar."
"What!"
"STOP INTERRUPTING ME! So, when she asked if anyone wanted to spar and Dad said he didn't have time to waste with weaklings, she said 'Go ahead, flee in terror'. Which of course pissed Dad off, too."
"What!'
"Then about ten minutes later they both arrived in the training room. Dad told her to hurry up and he'd take it easier on her, but she stood her ground. Dad grew impatient and rushed her, but what happened next was amazing."
"What?" Goten questioned finishing off his wine and pouring himself and Trunks another glass.
"When dad rushed her, she changed her position slightly and when he got close enough she grabbed him by the wrist, flipped him over her back to the ground and ,while still holding his arm, put her foot on his chest.
"Holy shit!"
"My words exactly, but what happened next was even more crazy than the first. Dad was really pissed when he stood up and immediately shouted 'Gallick Gun' and shot a beam at her."
"What the hell?Is she okay?'
"It's not her that you need to worry about. So, when he fired the shot, she back-lashed it on him. It Knocked him dead to the world. He didn't wake up for hours."
"So you're telling me she knocked Vegeta on his ass twice?"
"Yeah. As you can imagine, when dad woke up he was infuriated and he challenged her again."
"What happened?"
"The score's 8 to 2."
"Vegeta finally wake up?"
"No, Hisoka 8 and Vegeta 2."
"Holy living hell!"
"What can you say to that?" Trunks questioned.
"Well, if it was me, I'd only have one question."
"What's that?"
"Will she marry me?"
"Hey!" Vegeta said gruffly, "don't drink all the fine wine. That's bound to make Bulma mad."
"You want some," Goten asked, "hic."
"I don't drown myself in alcohol. That's for commoners."
"Well, the way I figure it, you're the one who needs it the most," Gotenmocked. "I bet your ass hurts from all the times you landed on it." Goten once again made the hic noise.
All Vegeta said as he grabbed a whole bottle and started drinking was, "Better take this to the kitchen. That means you, too!"
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Goku walked through the door (not the window) of Capsule Corps. without knocking. "I've gotta find Goten, but first," Goku said as his stomach growled, "let's have a snack," he said patting his stomach.
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"Dang it, Goten," Gohan grumbled, "I should be at home with my wife and daughter, not here looking for you," he said as he flew towards Capsule Corps. Gohan landed and walked in the door of Capsule Corps. unprepared for the sight that lay before him.
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"Hello, Goku," Vegeta said in a funny voice.
"Hello, Vege—Goten what are you doing here? Your mother is worried about you! Real worried! She threatened to never cook again!"
"Nothing, hic, Dad," Goten said smiling lazily.
"Here, Goku," Vegeta said trying to hand Goku a half-full bottle of wine.
"No, I really don't like to…hey! Did you just call me 'Goku'? You must be really drunk.""You can eat anything in the fridge, and I'll show you were Bulma hides the good stuff," Vegeta proposed.
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Okay!" Goku said taking the half-full bottle of wine and downing half of the half.
"Sit down," Vegeta said staring up at Goku, "You're making my stomach feel all funny. Goku pulled out a chair as Gohan strutted into the room.
"Dad? Goten? What are you doing?" Gohan questioned.
"Sit down, you're making my head hurt!" Goten said, glaring at Gohan.
"I can't stay long, but Videl was worried about you.She thinks that it was partly our fault that you were mad." Gohan said as he pulled up a chair and sat with the back of the chair towards the table with his legs on either side of the chair's back.
"I'm fine, I'm fine HIC couldn't be better and I'm not mad, never was, here take some of this," Goten said as he handed a glass of wine to Gohan.
"No, I really can't stay. I have to get back to…"
"DRINK IT!" Vegeta, Trunks, Goten, and Goku screamed at the same time.
"Okay, Okay, I'll drink some, but only a little," Gohan said just before Trunks rammed a wine bottle into his mouth.
"Heh, heh, heh," Vegeta laughed, "That's my boy! Way to shut the idiot up!"
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About fifteen minutes later in the living room Misuki bounced in happily.
"Hisoka, where have you been all day?'
"Bra has had me playing games with her all day. She calls me her sister." Hisoka said sounding very down.
"Cool. GUESS WHAT!"
"Tiny chickens crawled out your butt and are now performing the sound of music in Gaelic." Hisoka spoke in very unenthused voice.
"That would be cool, but no," Misuki smiled. "When we went out last night, Goten payed for dinner (insert random squeeling noises here) and he wasn't all like 'The word of the day is legs. So let's go back to my place and spread the word'. I met a civil guy (Insert random woowhoing)."
"Really, What all did you do?"
"We got something to eat, walked around, talked, just all kinds of stuff, but I did have to explain that I have seen about every episode of Dragonball Z."
"Bet that was embarrassing."
"What did you do while I was gone? Flirt with Trunks?"
"Well, I knocked his dad on his ass, then knocked his ass out. That's bound to put a damper on our non-existing relationship," Hisoka said dryly.
"What?"
"I Knocked Vegeta on his ass, then backlashed his energy wave on him, plain enough. Should I draw you a picture?" Hisoka growled.
"Let's just…um…go to the kitchen and get something to drink."
"Alright," Hisoka said falling in step with Misuki.
"Tell me, what happened?"
"I got…um…bored after you left and decided to train, and Vegeta made fun of me…so I challenged him, and he charged me and as I said earlier. I knocked him on his ass, and then I knocked his ass out."
"What did Trunks say? Verbatim."
"Well, after you first left he teased me by saying that he liked brown hair. Next, he said 'holy shit' and then he said ' what the hell did you do to my dad' and when I went to return his gi he just smiled!"
"So, he said that he 'likes brown hair", and then he said 'holy shit', 'what did you do to my dad' and when you went to return his…wait! What were you doing with his gi!"
"Wearing it," Hisoka said casually.
"Wearing it!"
"Yeah, wearing it, it's not like I could train in this," Hisoka said pulling at her skirt. "Can't pull a high kick in a mini skirt can you? It would be like one of those rated M (mature) mangas."
"You got to wear his gi!"
"Yeah!" Hisoka said finally getting excited. (Insert random eeeeking noises here).
"Eeeek! What did it…" Misuki began to excited to continue.
"What!"
"S…Smell like?" Misuki said sighing.
Hisoka pondered a minute then said, "It…smelled…like…"
"What? What? Tell me!" Misuki screamed.
"Like…Man and outdoors…and soap!" Hisoka finished letting out the air that she didn't know that she had been holding.
"You are so lucky!"
"Well, I guess yesterday wasn't so bad," Hisoka said just before they walked into the kitchen.
"YOU-U-U-UhicHAD ME FROM HELLO-O-O-O hic, I FELT LOVE START TO GROW," Vegeta and Goku sang, "THE MOMENT THAT YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY EYE! hic!"
"Dadz! Vegetaz!" Goten slurred, "I thinkz it's 'the moment that you looked into my eyes'!"
"Whoz would say that? Thaz stu-pud (stupid)! OH! Hello-o-o-o girulz," Vegeta said to the stupified Hisoka and Misuki.
"What are you doing?" Hisoka asked stupidly.
"We're…"
"Wait a minute! Hisoka let's evaluate this. Exhibit A," pointing to Vegeta and Goku who were still singing their version of 'you had me from hello'. "Exhibit B," pointing to about 14 empty bottles of wine. "What do you think?"
"Well," Hisoka said as everyone listened on anticipating the answer, "they're either getting drunk or beating each other over the head with wine bottles! Wait, why is everyone laying on the floor?"
"Twitch…twitch," Misuki growled. "Stop acting like the idiot I know you aren't."
"Herezgurulz, havez shome wine (here girls have some wine)," Vegeta severely slurred.
"No, thank you!" Misuki and Hisoka said.
"Whazzamadder, canz zhold your liqueurz?"
"Of course they can! They're Americans!Don't they start drinkin' at like five?" Gohan said just before Trunks and Goten hit him on the head, and he just stayed laying in the floor.
"Twitch, twitch, spasm, twitch, die! You've just offended my families honor!" Hisoka said grabbing a bottle and downing it.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo, Hisoka!" Misuki screamed.
"What!"
"That was my bottle!"
"Hey! He handed it to me!"
"I'm…gonna warn ya," Vegeta said getting hold of Misuki. "All the good stuffs gone."
"Hey, it's better than that ol' rotgut stuff my papaw used to drink," Hisokacommented after downing yet another bottle of wine.
"That stuff is definitely an acquired taste." Misuki laughed after they had each drank 4 ½ bottles.
"Are you not drunk?" Goten asked.
"No, why?" Misuki asked.
"Because, you've,...just one of you have drank more that any of us alone!" Trunks said.
"Nah, we're fine," Misuki said just before accidentally falling into Goten's lap.
"Trunks come here!"Goten shouted
"Why?"
"Because, I just found an angel."
"Heh-heh…hey…st…stop…stop it," Misuki said trying to stand up.
"So, girlie, what do you want for Christmas?" Goten said pulling Misuki back down on his lap.
"What?" Misuki questioned.
"I asked what you want for Christmas, because I've already got what I want," Goten said nuzzling Misuki's ear.
"Hey!"
"Misuki? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Hisoka said as she climbed on the table.
"Oh!" Misuki laughed.
"1…2…3…" Hisoka screamed, "Karaoke!"
"The drinking bones connected to the party bone and party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long. And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone and the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone." Misuki and Hisoka finished just before Bulma walked into the kitchen.
"What the hell are you doing!"
"Nothing," Vegeta said crawling over to Bulma and putting his arm around her waist. "I—lu-u-u-u-v you!"
"You better not let our daughter see you like this!"
"Well, keep her out of the kitchen. Hey, isn't she supposed to be in bed? Izz late!"
"Yeah, but someone didn't put her to bed, because they were getting drunk off their ass!""It…was…um…all…his fault," Vegeta exclaimed pointing at the wall. "Yeah, he did it!"
"Vegeta…that's a wall. In a room full of people you point at a wall!" Bulma screamed before taking a deep breath and saying, "I'll go put her to bed. Until then don't one of you step out of this room!"
"O-o-o-kay, mizer ociffer (mister officer) I won't do it again. But I swear I only had two," Hisoka said holding up 7 fingers, "only 2…ahhhh!" She said as she fell off the table just before Trunks caught her. "Th-th-thank you!"
"Don't worry about it, besides I wouldn't want you to hurt that pretty little butt of yours," Trunks said as he sat her down and smacked her butt and turned to Goten.
"Vegeta-ah, why don't she want us to leave the room?" Goku asked.
"You idiot! I can't let my child see me drinking."
"Heh-heh, I don't have to worry about that. I'm drinkin' WITH MY CHILDREN!"
While Vegeta and Goku were preoccupied with their argument about why Bra couldn't see them, Goten whispered, "Trunks, ya wanna go streakin'?"
"Heh-heh, sure."
Misuki, who had been examining the back of Vegeta's head, ran over and asked, "Hey, are you guys going streaking?"
"How did you…never mind…yeah, but I'm sure that bashful little creatures such as yourselves would never…" Goten started just before being interrupted.
"It's number one on our list of things to do. Just above putting Mr. Bubbles bubble bath in a Landscape fountain," Hisoka smiled.
"Yeah, sure," Goten mocked.
"Really! Wanna see?" Misuki said pulling out a piece of paper and handing it to Trunks.
"Yeah, it's actually right here, like she said just above the Mr. Bubbles thing," He said as he continued to scan the list. "But do you really think it's necessary to have on here…wait, what's this? 'Pet Trunks hair'!"
"Eh…heh…heh," Hisoka said as she grabbed the list and rammed it into Misuki's back pocket.