Chapter 11

Trunks walked into the kitchen still laughing at the unusual occurrences of the past few days.

"What are you laughing at boy," Vegeta said walking over to Trunks.

"Nothing."

"That's not the way I hear it," Vegeta said sling his arm around Trunks' neck, "That laugh is the kind of laugh a man does only when he's got some. My boys finally a man. Got you some of that brunette's booty."

"WHAT THE! Where the hell did you hear that?" Trunks screamed.

"Let's just say I heard a very amusing story from your little sister."

"WHAT THE HELL DID SHE TELL YOU!"

"Oh, she just wanted me to beat you up. Said you had put bruises all over Hisoka's neck and I thought…hmm…that doesn't sound like him. Then it came to me. The most logical conclusion. Hickies!"

"Hickies, yeah, but I didn't…WE didn't…She didn't…. I didn't touch her! Well, I mean I touched her, but we didn't do anything…we did things…but not sex, none, definitely not sex."

"Sure."

"No, Really!"

"All right, boy, whatever," Vegeta said walking from the room.

Trunks sighed a long and worn out sigh before walking out of the room.

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"Bri, I can't thank you enough, I don't know what I would've told them, Hell, I don't even know why I was drinking!"

"Don't sweat it, Mi, I figured if I had to tell them, then you sure as hell shouldn't have to! Oh! You know what?"

"I know a lot of things. What do you want to know?"

"Ha Ha." Hisoka gave a sarcastic laugh. "Anyway, you know, I always wanted to interrogate someone like that."

"I know! You know what else? I don't know how you were maintaining a straight face? I was dying to laugh. If we hadn't went into the hall we did, I think I would have busted out laughing right in front of them…Wait! Do you think they heard us?" Misuki asked, "Laughing about their frightened expressions, I mean."

"Probably. Do you think they'll yell at us?"

"I don't know. You know, ever since we got here all I feel like we do is get yelled at!" Misuki mused.

"You're preaching to the Choir, Sister!"

"Don't I know it?"

"Hey!"

"Hey, What?"

"Stop doing that!"

"Doing what?"

"That!"

"What?"

"Answering all of my statements with a question!"

"OH! Sorry!"

"Ah, Hell, Don't worry about it! I have a question for you this time. Did you notice anything strange about when they handed us our clothes?"

"No, what?" Misuki said looking at the ends of a strand of her hair.

"They handed us our exact clothes. Underwear and all."

"SO?"

"So, how did they know which ones were which?"

"Easy, Trunks has been stealing glances at you underwear for days," Misuki said in a very matter-of-factly tone of voice.

"NO!"

"Uh, yeah, every time you squat of bend over…hello…MICROMINI…. I thought you were doing it on purpose?"

"Uh…no…Damn skirt! I want some shorts…or pants…pants are good, too!"

"HAHAHAHA!…I got shorts and you don't . Blangh!" Misuki said sticking out her tongue.

"How juvenile!" Hisoka said walking from the room. "I'm gonna take a shower."

"Okay and I saw that!"

"You saw nothing," Hisoka said waving her hand in front of her face in a half-arc.

"Haha! Very funny! Go ahead and try to use the force on me, but is still saw you stick out your tongue," Misuki said sarcastically, "And, hey, shorts aren't much better!"

Just minutes after Hisoka walked out Trunks stuck his head in the open doorway.

"Hey! Is Hisoka in here?"

"No, She just got in the shower."

"Oh, Okay," Trunks said turning away.

"Hey!"

"What?"

"Can I use your shower?"

"Sure, go ahead."

"Thanks."

"No problem. Will you tell Hisoka I need to talk to her when she gets out."

"Yeah. Thanks again."
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"Trunks! Where'd ya go?"

"What!"

"Uh…ya know…you, kitchen, drinks-supposed to bring me one. Any of this ring a bell?"

"Uh…yeah…sorry. Got a little sidetracked."

"Someone in the bathroom," Goten said following Trunks' line of vision, "Cause ya know I can come back later."

"No, You don't have to leave…Just don't go in there…she's in there."

"Oh, Okay!"

"I'm seriously going to get the drinks this time, just as soon as I hunt them down, but I will find them and just as soon as I do…Well, I just need to tell you something!"

"Okay," Goten said as Trunks hurried from the room, then saying, "Damn, I gotta piss, But she's in there…hmmm…I'll go to the other bathroom."

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Trunks walked into the kitchen, but this time he made sure his Dad wasn't in there first. He glanced around and noticed the sodas on the near counter. He walked over to them, collected them, and started to peer back out the door suspiciously he heard a gruff voice.

"You lookin' for someone, boy?" Vegeta said lounging against the counter.

"No, I wasn't looking for any—"Trunks started as a shrill scream was heard saying "Damn It, Goten!"

"Ah-hell," Trunks said as he put the drinks down once again and took off in the direction of where the screams were heard from, closely followed by Vegeta.

"GET OUT! GET THE HELL OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT-OUT!"

"I didn't…er…mean to…er…I didn't know!"

"GET OUT! IS THERE NO END TO MY SHAME?"

"What the hell's wrong!" Trunks screamed barging into the bathroom.

"There is no end to my shame! Yippee…just what I wanted…one man barging in on me in the shower…but no! Two more got to come barreling in after him!" Hisoka said sarcastically, spinning on her heel and splattering water all over them, whilst collecting her clothes.

"Goten, Vegeta! Get the hell out!" Trunks screamed.

"No! Stay, have a good time. Maybe one of you can teach the others to knock!" Hisoka said just before slipping and having Trunks catch her, " Great there is no end to my shame! Getting drunk, streaking with men, waking up with said men and then to top it off I get barged in on while I'm in the shower and then groped!"

"I didn't grope you! I was keeping you from falling!"

"I know! Just let me be mad for a little while!" Hisoka said just before dropping her panties, "Damn it!"

"Heh," Vegeta smirked, "So you did get you some of that. Look at the hickies."

"No! I didn't get anything." Trunks screamed.

"So you say. She sure has a temper though, that's one thing I can say."

"What was that about?" Misuki asked.

"Goten tried to look at Hisoka in the shower," Vegeta said phrasing it bad just to annoy Goten, who fell to the floor.

"Hmmm….It happens sometimes," Misuki stated knowing full well what he was trying to do.

"I didn't…" Goten began after removing his face from the tile.

"I know," Misuki said walking away while shaking the water from her long blonde hair, "OH! And Trunks give Hisoka 15 minutes and she'll apologize. She can't stay mad for long."

"Yeah, sure," Trunks said sarcastically, "She's not going to apologize. She pissed."

"She'll apologize to you, but Goten you are one person I do not envy being right now. She's gonna kill you!" Misuki said staring off into space for a minute and then faking a shiver.

Goten thought about what Hisoka had done to Vegeta for a minute before clinging to Misuki and begging, "Please! Don't let her kill me, you're her friend, you can stop her! I'll do anything!"

"Well, If you phrase it that way, but you'll have to do something for me in return," Misuki said smiling diabolically at Trunks, who smirked and took off whispering something about a brunette fetish being good.

"Anything!" Goten said standing up and wrapping his arms around her and looking into her eyes.

"Okay, this is what I need you to do." She said leaning up and whispering something into his ear.

"What! I can't do that!"

"Okay, but I must warn you, greater men have committed lesser crimes and not lived to tell about it."

"She's literally going to kill me?"

"Worse."

"Worse than death? What's worse than death?"

Misuki crooked her finger at Goten for him to lean down, then whispered something in his ear.

This in turn caused Goten to stiffen his back and look incredulously at Misuki.

"Okay, I'll do it. But where are we going to find the supplies?"

"Oh, we'll manage," Misuki said still grinning diabolically.