Chapter 12

Trunks walked into the living room wondering why everyone had been called in there. He glanced absentmindedly around the room at his mom, dad, Misuki and then lingering on Hisoka as he flicked his fingers through his lavender hair and took a seat next to Hisoka, who he still couldn't believe, had apologized.

"What's going on?" Trunks asked lazily observing Hisoka's features (Yes, her hair.)

"I don't know," Hisoka said smiling at him, "Misuki said it's supposed to be very entertaining, but I don't like it. She's got that evil look we get when we're doing something diabolical."

"Well, whatever it is, it's has to be good. It drug Mom from here work and Dad from his training," Trunks said looking at Bulma who was glancing at her watch every five seconds.

"Bulma, it's not going to change just because you keep looking at it, " Vegeta said.

"I know!" Bulma said defensively.

Trunks once again glance around the room, but this time when his eyes met the door Goten was standing there. And he was wearing a pink skirt and shirt.

"OH MY GOD!" Trunks screamed causing everyone to look at him and then at the red faced Goten.

Goten walked into the room wobbling, shakily on the stiletto heels. He coughed a few times to clear his throat and then spoke.

"Er…pink is my favorite c-color, and…and pink is a color like no other," Goten choked.

"No! Say it like you mean it! And dance!" Misuki said pulling out a random pistol from randomly nowhere, "I SAID DANCE MONKEY BOY!"

"Pink is my favourite ca-lahr and Pink is a color like no o-thar," he said while dancing one of those saucy Irish jigs and smiling with gritted teeth."

He couldn't even look anyone in the eye, he just turned and flew (literally) out of the room.

Everyone, not including Misuki (who was laughing diabolically), looked at each other, as if to confirm that the event had actually happened and they were not daydreaming, then burst into laughter.

"Heh, heh, heh Kakarot's boy's a crossdresser," Vegeta laughed as he walked from the room, basically carrying his wife, who was still laughing hysterically.

"Misuki? What did you do?" Hisoka questioned after finally sobering from her laughter.

"Nothing," She said innocently.

"WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"Okay, okay, no need to get angry," Misuki said trying to soothe Hisoka, " I just told him that you were mad at him, ya know, so I could give some sympathy! And then…He said the magic words!"

"Magic words?" Trunks questioned.

"I'll do anything," Hisoka stated, "Why, would I be mad at Goten?"

"For going into the bathroom."

"Huh? Oh! I done forgot about that."

"That's the point. If only he hadn't said the magic words."

"Why shouldn't he say 'I'll do anything'?" Trunks asked.

"It just does something to her," Hisoka said, "She can be in the most happy oblivious mood and you say those words and she goes like instant psycho! Even I flee in terror!"

"What she did to Goten was pretty harsh though."

"Nah, He got off easy, she likes him."

"What's she do to someone she don't like?"

"You don't want to know," Misuki promised.

"O-kay! Note to self: Don't say the Magic Words," Trunks said.

"Misuki, You're going to do something about Goten, aren't you," Hisoka said phrasing it like a question, saying it like a command.

"Yep! Right now!" She said happily.

"You go have your talk with Goten," Hisoka said as Misuki walked out the door.

"Now, on the subject of talks," Trunks said eyeing Hisoka.

"Eeep!"

"We still need to have our little talk," Trunks said sitting down on the couch.

"No, thank you, I think I'll go…" Hisoka said trying to run from the room.

"Don't even try it. Come here." Trunks said crooking his finger at her, "And that wasn't a request."

Hisoka sighed and walked till she was about five feet from him and stopped.

"Closer."

She once again came towards him, but stopped at about three feet.

"Closer."

This time she stopped when her feet were in between his.

"Do you always have to do things the hard way?" Trunks said reaching up and pulling he down next to him.

"Yeah, pretty much," Hisoka said staring at her lap and nodding her head, "I have issues with authority."

"I don't bite."

"Dang it," Hisoka said staring at her hands as she clenched and unclenched them.

"What was that?" Trunks said knowing full well what she said.

"Nuthin'."

"You're going to have to look at me," Trunks said tipping her chin up, "and you're going to have to talk to me."

"Okay, I have one question."

"What's that?"

"Why are dentists so hypocritical? I mean they're all like 'don't poke your teeth with sharp, pointy, metal things' and what is the first thing they do? Poke your teeth with sharp, pointy, metal things."

"I don't know, but I had something else in mind."

What's going through Hisoka's mind

Scenario 1: Cloaked Vampire Trunks

"Buh wa hahahahaha! Come to me my little snack," Trunks says.

"Ohohohohoho! You silly little boy!" Hisoka says blushing, " Bite me here!"

Scenario 2: Business suit Trunks (Okay, so I have a suit fetish)

"Come here, my little secretary! We'll go… censored…and I'll…censored…and then you'll…censored…under the…censored." Trunks said.

"Ahhhhhhh…." Hisoka says running off kinda weirded out.

Scenario 3: Horror Movie

"Heh. Heh. There's no where for you to escape…I've got you now," Horror movie Trunks says pulling out a dagger.

"Um…er…eeek," Hisoka says trying to sound afraid, "Can I give you a suggestion, use the 18 inch dagger not the 12," She said handing him her dagger.

"Ur…Okay, let's get on with this."

"Okay," She said collecting her breath, the screaming.

"Nice!" Horror movie Trunks said in a bad California accent.

Okay, now back to reality

"Why were you upset with me?" Trunks questioned.

Hisoka sighed and said, "Because, you're always yelling at me."

"I DON'T YELL AT YOU!"

"You're doing it now."

Oh!" Trunks laughed.

"Oh, is right," Hisoka laughed, "So, why don't we get down to what this is really all about?"

"What this is really all about?"

"Yeah! I've been ignoring things, signs for days, so I'm only going to ask you this once and only once. Do you want me? Not want me, but really want me for me?

"I," Trunks said a little confused, but after considering his actions as of late he said, "I…think…I do!"

"Really? You sound kind of confused about it."

"Just confused at myself for not realizing it, but do you want me?" Trunks asked.

"Well, maybe I like ya!" Hisoka laughed hugging Trunks.

"Just maybe?"

"No, but right now we're not going to push the maybe. Right, Trunks-baby!"

"Not right now, but maybe later."

"So what do you want to do?"

"I don't know. I wonder if things are going as well for Goten and Misuki," Hisoka asked leaning back into the couch.