Disclaimer: I own not.

Author's Note: Enjoy Lara. Not as much cat as I had hoped. But enjoy.

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Josh tried desperately to stay awake, but as he was filled with alcohol and was extremely tired he feel asleep quickly. The lamp suddenly feel the ground and four feet began to scurry towards him.

The cat looked at Josh carefully. He jumped cautiously onto the couch and onto Josh's chest. Grinning, perhaps he was grinning, he set forth his plot.

Josh woke up when he felt some kind of wetness covering his chest. He screamed like a girl and rose quickly when he saw the cat.

"You bastard!" he screamed.

The cat dug it's nails into Josh and hissed, not letting go.

Josh let out a scream and gripped the cat. He ripped the thing from his chest and threw it as far as he could manage. It wasn't very far.

Before he knew it the cat had an arched back and was getting ready to attack. Josh turned on his feet and began to run down the hall. The cat came racing after him.

"Help Donna!" Josh screamed hoping she would have her door open so the cat wouldn't be able to follow him in.

"Josh what the hell…" Donna said as she opened her door.

"Thank God," Josh sighed. He bolted quickly through the door and threw it shut.

"Josh what happened?" she said looking at him.

"That crazy cat Peed on me!" Josh whined like a school girl. "He actually PEED on me."

Donna tried to stifle her laughter, which wasn't very hard considering how angry she was. "Josh I…"

"It's too late for apologies," Josh muttered. He looked at his shirt. "Do you have any idea how insulting this is!"

She looked over at her bed. "It's late…" she suddenly mentioned. She was too tired to really care that Josh had been somewhat right. She just wanted to sleep. Her warm bed was calling. "We should… oh just get into bed."

Josh grinned and raised his eyebrows.

"No Josh there will be none of that," she insisted. "We are going to be sleeping. Just sleeping."

Josh nodded his agreement and tried his best to hide his disapproval. Donna stepped on passed him and went back to her bed. Josh followed her quickly.

"Take of your clothes," Donna said as if she had suddenly remembered.

The grin returned to Josh's face.

"They're covered in cat pee," she yelled.

Josh let the smile fade as he stripped down to his boxers. Donna stood there in her house coat and took his clothes to hang.

"Now will you please go to sleep," she yelled from her bathroom, as if the whole thing had been his fault.

Josh snorted and got under the covers.

Donna returned. She jumped into bed with her housecoat on.

"Umm Donna?" Josh began.

"I'm cold," she responded bluntly as if she knew what he were going to say.

Josh shrugged and turned over, her sheets were extra warm, and not having to think about the cat made sleeping seem easier. Suddenly Josh heard a banging sound coming to the door. He shot up.

Donna stared at him.

"You wouldn't happen to have a door stop?"

Donna sighed violently. She got up from bed and got a shoe from her closet. She stuck it under the door. "Better?" she asked not really caring if he thought it was or not.

She returned to bed and got under the covers. "Go to sleep Josh!" It wasn't so much a suggestion as a command.

Josh settled back down and thought of dreaming. "I knew you could do it," he thought to himself. "Just a little bit of ingenuity, a lamp, and some cat pee and you made it into Donna's bed."