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Brief description: Nooooooo! Krad, how could you manipulate Dark like this? Oh well…(sits back and enjoys)
'outside of a certain…dreaded…building'
Dark: (staring in horror at the building) Krad, tell me again why we are at a girl's academy?
Krad: (opens his mouth to reply but gets cut off by Dark)
Dark: (turns his horror filled eyes toward Krad) OMG! You can't tell me you like little gi-
Krad: Pudding, yes, how did you know? (continues on despite Dark's confused look) Concentrate, Dark! This mission is vital to us…or wait…you…Anyway! You have to stay focused! (raps Dark on head with a ruler that appeared out of nowhere)
Dark: Ow! Hey! Where did you get that? ( tries to snatch it out of Krad's hands but Krad trips him and Dark falls over)
Krad: (in a lofty voice) Are you quite finished? Good! Now lets go do plan A! Go! (pushes Dark out into the open) Bad…ehem…good luck!
Dark: What was plan A again?
Krad: You're hopeless! (thinks) What would help you remember and get this mission done? (clearly has other plans for Dark after this…)
Dark: (considers the question) wellllll… deodorant would help…and you comin along as a decoy would also help…
Krad: If you had to choose one which one would it be?
Dark: (clearly having a hard time picking) ummm…er…ehem…well, its kinda like this…(doesn't want to say it and invoke Krad's wrath…again)
Krad: Out with it!
Dark: (hesitant) …well, you and the deodorant…kinda balance each other out…
Krad: (outraged) What! You have picked the deodorant over me!
Dark: No! not yet I haven't (thinks a bit) ok, now I have!
Krad: (looks somewhat deflated) arrrggg…never mind, you can have both because I know that with your simple mind you could never get this done without some…advanced help…(gives Dark a temporary anti-smelling suit for him to wear underneath his clothes) Now let's go! (they trek hurriedly across the grounds constantly looking everywhere at once)
Dark: (looks speculatively at some of the girls' short skirts) hmmm…some of these girls are pretty cute, maybe I should go and say hello…(smoothes his hair back)
Krad: (waves hand in front of Dark's face) Romeo…Romeo! Can you hear me? Are you even listening? (pulls Dark to a stop in the middle of the yard) Remember, we are male teachers who have just moved here from…I dunno…we shall go with America and-
Dark: Why America? Why not Australia?
Krad: (frustrated) Fine! You be from Australia while I be from the United States, it does not matter! (glances over with a sly grin) except you would have to talk in an Australian accent…
Dark: United States it is! (goes back to checking out girls)
Krad: K, now that we have that straightened out, our mission is to find an artifact…this certain artifact possess a high power rating an-
Dark: Hey! We aren't going to go in there to get you more powerful! (shudders at the thought)
Krad: (continues on as if he hadn't been interrupted) -d, of course, it's highly dangerous for all who come in contact with it, except for me of course! (postures)
Dark: (ignores Krad's posturing) What kind of artifact is it?
Krad: We will…um…find out when we get there…(trials off into thought)
Dark: (outraged) You mean you don't even know what this artifact looks like?
Krad: (looks embarrassed) No…I don't…Now lets go already! (they walk into the school as if they belong there)
'it does not take long for the girls to…ummm…notice Krad and Dark'
Krad: Now stay calm Dark, we are about to be surrounded…(looks anxious)
Dark: hmmmm? (looks up from listening and changing the song on his brand new MP3 player)
Krad: (glances over) Hey! Where did you get that?
Dark: (looks smug) from Riiiisa for Christmas…Don't you have one Krad? (answers his own question) but noooo, you wouldn't because no one would or ever will get you a present for Christmas…and you would never waste money upon such frivolous things…
Krad: (sullen) Stop gloating…
'the girls descend upon them'
Girl #1: (grabs hold of Dark's arm while Girl #3 grabs a hold of Krad) ooooo! You two must be new teachers! What are your names? (her request is echoed by at least 20 other girls around them)
Dark: (enjoying the crowd of young ladies) I'm Dark (flashes a smile and makes several girls faint) and that stiff over there is…Krad (curls his lip in disdain)
Krad: (tries to glare at the girl holding onto him and shake her off but it only caused her to hold onto him harder…she was soon joined by Girl #14) Dark…would you be a good young muffin and take these (almost gags saying it) b- beautiful girls off my hands before I…(mutters the word 'kill') kiss them? We wouldn't want their virtue being compromised in such a way, now would we? (tries to smile but only manages to quirk his lips up faintly before giving up and going back to his indifferent scowl)
Dark: (realizes he needs to get them away from Krad before Krad lost control) Now, now girls, he is just trying to flatter you in order for him to get rid of you long enough for him to go to the restroom! Let him go like some good girls, I'm sure you will see him again!
Girl #3: Noooo! I won't let my Kraddy-kins go even to go to the restroom! Not without at least a trinket to remember him by for all the hours we are apart!
Dark: (exasperated) Fine! Take your trinket and let him have his, for now, freedom! Do we have a deal?
Girl #3, #14, #18, #24, etc: Deal! (they all swarm Krad)
Krad: (scared) Hey! What? I didn't agree to thiiiisss- (is buried alive)
Dark: (frees himself from his own admirers gracefully and starts wading through the bodies pulling up a blond head whenever he sees one) nope…your not Krad…and not you…and not you…and…Oh there you are Krad! Ummmm…you can wear my jacket… (Krad has been stripped except for his tighty whities…) K, is everyone happy? Well other than my admirers of course, give you all a kiss later, k? (doesn't intend to be around later) k! (turns around and starts hustling Krad to the bathroom to give him his extra change of clothes but…one girl steps out of the mob of girls)
Girl #72: I'm not satisfied!
Dark and Krad: (simultaneously) What?
Girl #72: I'm not satisfied
Dark: He doesn't have much left, what would you want?
Girl #72: (takes out a knife) I would like his…blood…
Krad: (starts struggling against Dark's hold) No way girl! You are crazy, you know that?
Girl #72: (Krad and Dark are frozen now as she stalks toward them and lays her knife against Krad's neck and slowly down his shoulder to his elbow) In a way I am…
Krad: (he feels a tingle through his skin as the blade touched him) Dark! It's the artifact! The knife is the artifact! (screams as she suddenly slices downward and cuts off his arm) Arrrgggg! That hurt like hellllll! (his arm is growing back but the arm and blood on the floor was doing funny things…) what the hell? Clones?
Girl #72: (very smug about her work) My name is Harmony, but you can call me your Majesty of Evilness! This blade is called the 'Blade of Cloning' and when it touches the blood of a person it clones it, just one drop of blood is all that's needed (behind her several hundred Krad clones stand up)
Krad: Then why the hell did you take off my arm!
Harmony: (kinda tipsy with her satisfaction) because A) I wanted a beautiful army to control the world with, with some power B) clones are easier to control because they have pea sized brains C) I wanted something to remind me of you!
Krad: (stares at her blankly) wha?
Harmony: I wish for you to be my husband and rule with me in my Kingdom of Evilness!
Krad: (looks around wildly) That's Dark's job! Gotta run! (mutters to himself about how much crazier could the world get)
Dark: (has been standing in shock for awhile now) wha? Wait! Come back Krad! What about the artifact? Don't leave me here! (runs…once again…after Krad, but this time an army of Krad's right on his tail)
Harmony: My Love! I will find you wherever you may go! To the ends of the Earth if I must! (runs after Krad…Dark…and well, an army of Krad's)
Wha? An army of Krads? (feels sorry for poor Dark) I'm sorry, Darkey, more Krads for you to deal with…What? You say you are going to get a hold of the knife? A kingdom of Darkness…
k, reviews plz, am I doing good or do I need to make it more spontaneous like my first chapter? (hopes she is going good but she never knows…)