Good job guys! You are going to plan for what steps your going to take to get that knife, right? Right? Come on, answer me! Whatever, from what it looks like over here your not doing a very good job anyway... (goes away and pouts for them ignoring her…as always) Enjoy the way their mind works when they try…to…never mind…see for yourself…I can guarantee that next chapter will have a lot more action in it!
Disclaimer: As always it's a no about the whole owning the world…err…DNAngel characters thing…
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'Krad and Dark are plodding along the path around the lake in the middle of an unknown park after escaping narrowly (Krad, of course, has new clothing on) plotting evilly…while eating ice cream!'
Krad: (is enjoying his chocolate ice cream) so what should we do about that weird girl that now has an army of Krads at her disposal, hmmm?
Dark: (looks up from his strawberry sherbert) We could always throw strawberry ice cream at them…
Krad: That would only work for your clones since you only have a pea sized brain in the first place, hate to think what your clones will be doing after you make them …(shudders lightly) Anyway, since I hate strawberries my clones will hate them also, doesn't take a genius to figure that out…(looks haughtily down on Dark)
Dark: (ignores Krad's barb) tell me again why we can't just use you as the clone maker instead of me?
Krad: (stares off into distance) Just think…an army of Krads clash with an army of Krads forcing brother to fight brother…bodies will litter the floor as the lines between sides blur and they will have no knowledge of who was fighting on what side so they shall all leave them all unburied while I will have no choice but to blow up the world to get the mayhem to sto-
Dark: (having happy thoughts) awesome! My favorite thing is watching Krad die again…and again…and again…(sighs happily)
Krad: (glares at Dark) You are a twisted little potato…
Dark: I'm not twiste- hey! Why would I be a potato? Why a potato? Why not shrimp?
Krad: (shakes head sadly while acting like he hadn't heard Dark) poor potato…poor potato…(glances up at Dark)
Dark: I am NOT a potato!
Krad: (continues as if he wasn't interrupted) You have never had a home, now have you? Living in the dirt as you do, with no one to care for you , they leave you out in the cold to shrivel up and die as all plants do in winter…and yet you survive!
Dark: Ummmm…Krad…behind you Krad…why won't you ever listen to me? (getting frustrated)
Krad: (continues ignoring Dark) How can such a miracle be possible? (takes out knife) That can be rectified though…no potato should be unnatural enough to survive through winter after winter! We, me and that Krad right there, shall end your misery! (acts like he is about to end Dark…when he realizes what he just said) Other Krad? What? (turns to face the Krad along with all the others) Crap…
Dark: That's what I have been trying to tell you but noooo… you insist on playing around and-
Krad: (evil glint) what makes you think I was playing around?
Dark: (speechless) eh…em…err…
Krad: (grins) You're right, I was just playing around and-
Krad #812: (interrupts) Krad, you have been sentenced to… (horror music) marriage!
Krad: What! Marriage? I'm too young to die…ehem…marry! (falls to floor as if in agony)
Dark: (looks down at Krad with contempt) Your hundreds of years old, suck it up!
Krad #812: (looks fully at Dark now) and you! You have been sentenced to…(some more horror music) a girl makeup party! You have been deemed as not beautiful enough to grace our presence so maybe…just maybe…makeup will help…
Dark: (panics) Ahhhhh! You can't do this to me! I am way younger than that old man Krad! (Krad mutters something about them being the same age) We are not the same age!
Krad: (snickers) what Krad #812 says does have a certain sense of logic to it…
Dark: (glares) marriage…
Krad: (curls up into a fetal position at the mention of the word) Ahhhh!
Dark: (looks down at his ice cream and back to the crowd of watching Krads) maybe this will work…(throws ice cream into their midst and it lands on Krad #24) look! There is your enemy! He wears the strawberry of evilness that will destroy us all! Quick! Dunk him into a Jell-O pool and wait for an hour before jumping in after him. Don't want you to get a stomach ache, now do you? This shall cure the curse and you shall all be fine! (mutters something about hoping they couldn't swim)
Army of Krads: (nod their heads and go in search of a Jell-O pool while chanting) We must cure the curse! We must cure the curse!…
Dark: (trying to hold back his laughter at how stupid they were) Hurry up, the slower you find one the worse the curse shall be!
Krad: (army leaves) well, that was easy…they are even dumber than I thought…
Dark: (turns to look at Krad) Now you know what I go through every day with you around…
Krad: yea yea, whatever Mr. I sleep with my Pudding…(Dark looks shocked) yeah, I know…I learned your big bad secrete, now lets go get that stupid blade!
Dark: (is still trying to refute the truth) I do not…I would not…I-I- I do! What if my secrete becomes widely known! My reputation would be-
Krad: (continues for Dark) Better than before…now stop sniveling and get a move on! We have a evil person who wants to put makeup on you!…only I am allowed to do that…
Dark: (taken aback) What! When have I ever had makeup on?
Krad: well…I work part-time at a saloon doing girls hair and makeup so they look fab, you could say I practice on you a little bit…a tad…a lot…(waves hand in air as if to wave that fact away) Anyway-
Dark: (steely glint in his eyes) When was this?
Krad: At night while you were sleeping, that's why I know two things about you…A) you sleep with pudding and B) No matter what I do I can't wake you up, learned that a week ago when you charged me with the task of waking you up…
Dark: (considers this) I was wondering why I was feeling prettier than usual every morning for the past week…
Krad: (shakes head) My young potato, we are wasting daylight that could be used for creating new plans to defeat that Majesty hag…
Dark: and getting a kids meal at McDonalds! I want a stuffed teletubby doll to put on my toy truck to drive around and-
Krad: (sighs resignedly) crash and burn, yes yes, we all know how you love to do that and if they don't burn you have me help them along…you like to sit there and have smores over them and…yea, anyway, lets get going before the Jell-O men return…(Dark zips around him in circles like a little kid on a ton of sugar) God, Dark, did you have pocky again? You know how it makes you get. No wonder…never mind, it isn't worth saying it…(walks away rubbing his temples with Dark trailing behind making airplane sounds)…
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k, once again a platform to build the next chapter upon! Not much happening in this one except the planning process at work, along with a run in or two with the army to show how simple minded they are, sorry if this chapter doesn't meet up with your standards but next chapter…( rubs hands together)…I'm going to have fun with the next chapter:)
Chapter 5: Kingdom of Darkness…
k, Dark is up to something…Will he really steal the Blade of Cloning? Do you think he can?…well of course he can but does he have enough courage to spill his own blood? Will Krad become Mr. majesty of hagginess…ehem…Evilness or will he… Find out next chapter!