k, I'm sorry I made you guys wait so long for this chapter, but hopefully it will be worth it! Alright, now is the time to defeat the majesty of hagginess and make Dark clones…one way…or another…(evil grin)
Disclaimer: (checks) nope, still don't own any of the DNAngel characters…
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'a few hours after their meeting with the Krad clones they are still trying to think of what they should do'
Dark: (sighs) Why can't we come up with a good plan? I bet your behind it, Krad…You always block my good thoughts leaving me with death and despair in its wake…
Krad: (looks up from his vanilla ice cream) Wha? You always blame things on me! You just can't admit that you have no good thoughts or plans in the first place! It was only luck that let you defeat the Krad clones…
Dark: (indignant) Oh…well, I don't see you coming up with any good plans either, Mr. Hotshot! That should be proof tha- (has finally glanced over at Krad) Hey! Where did you get that ice cream!
Krad: (indifferent) its my old one from a few hours ago…
Dark: (shocked) bu…bu-but how? How is it still not melted? That can't be right, you should have lost it in all your dramatic writhing pain at the word marriage (Krad falls over and starts writhing… again…)…I lost mine…
Krad: (looks around then straightens when it seems that no one will say the dreaded word again) I hid it in my cape for awhile…it has a anti-aging spell on it given to me by some girl…perfect for ice cream though!
Dark: (thoughtful) Huh…was wondering why your butt never sagged…
Krad: Hey! I work out, that's why I don't sag…can't say the same about you…
Dark: (glares at Krad) Stop looking at my butt!
Krad: (evil grin) who said I was?
Dark: Stop it!
Krad: If you say so…saggy…
Dark: (snarls at Krad) grrr…why is your ice cream vanilla though? It used to be chocolate…
Krad: (looks down on Dark with supreme superiority) I got tired of chocolate and used my ice cream flavor changing powers on it…
Dark: Hey! I don't have any ice cream flavor changing powe-
Krad: (interrupts) didn't think so…only the best of the best do…which you certainly aren't…
Dark: (gives up this track of conversation as a lost cause) ok, back to the plan, we could always-
Krad: (interrupts again) wing it! (starts chanting) wing it! Wing it! Wing it!
Dark: Fine! We will wing it…
'(yay! Action time!) somehow unwittingly they found the Majesty's hideout in a meadow of flowers'
Dark: (looks around) Hey, this isn't bad other than me being surrounded by about a thousand Krads and that one psycho chick who has had the Krads build her a throne out of flowers, dolls, and the teletubby theme…
Krad: (looks queasy) OMG! This chick is more sick than I had first thought…this truly is the kingdom of evilness if not grossness…thank god she doesn't know my weakness though…
Dark: (suddenly looks interested) Huh? What weakness Krad? What will defeat you? Come on, you can tell me! You know you can trust me, right? Right?
Krad: (looks over at Dark scathingly and Dark shuts up) Now where the heck is the chick?
Harmony: (taps Krad on the shoulder) Right here, silly!
Krad: (jumps 10 feet into the air and with the use of his wings, 40 feet away) AHHHH!
Dark: (left all alone) Krad! Come back here! I didn't bring Wiz!
Krad: (from faraway…or so it seems…) Your on your own!
Dark: (turns back to Harmony) Hello your Majesty of Hagginess…I mean Evilness!
Harmony: (outraged) What! What did you just call me! (she then proceeds to beat up Dark for having such a bad mouth) and next I'm going to scrub your mouth out with soap and-
Krad: (appears out of nowhere behind Harmony and grabs her hands) I am sorry, sweetheart (mutters 'yea…right' under his breathe) but I can't let you continue to beat up Dark, though I am thoroughly enjoying it, for I still have plans for him…Dark! Grab the knife! (Dark grabs the knife from Harmony's pocket)
Harmony: (struggles) I now hate you, Krad! You manhandle your women and you're a meanie!
Krad: (is shocked) What? I'm a meanie for not letting you beat up more on Dark? Well…that is true…but anyway, you are just a spoiled little brat who wants what she can't have and-
Harmony: (starts crying fake tears) won't you let me go, my Kraddy? If you do I will stop hating you (looks imploringly at Krad over her shoulder)
Krad: (laughs at her manipulating tears) You conniving witch need to be thrown into a dumpster and left there to rot
Harmony: (face turns red with anger) oooooo! I really hate you now! (Krad rolls his eyes) That's it! I pick Dark for my husband now! (Dark looks up from trying to cut his arm with the knife with an expression of disbelief and horror) Even though he has a bad mouth, he can be trained out of it a-
Dark: I'm not a dog! (Krad snickers and says "yes you are" and starts a whispering war while Harmony goes on and on)
Harmony: (end of her speech) And finally, we will call it the Kingdom of Darkness!
Dark: (stops whispering to Krad) Hey! That is my kingdom and you are not invited! Neither is Krad but anyways…
Krad: (still holding Harmony all through this) Hey! Why can't I be in your kingdom? Don't you want me? Huh?
Dark: NO! I definitely don't want you or your little hag in my beautiful kingdom!
Krad: (pouts) You are a meanie, Darky! Though I do agree with you about allowing her in…
Harmony: (glares at Krad) Dark is less of a meanie than you are Krad! I pick him! Krad clones, get Krad! (Krad clones look at her then at themselves then back at her)
Krad #812: (is apparently the leader…he didn't drown) are you sure, my queen?
Harmony: (outraged) How dare you question my orders!
Krad #812: (makes a bow to her) my apologies then, my queen (turns back to the army) You heard her! Now get to it! (and lo and behold…the army started killing each other)
Krad: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Brother vs. Brother! My prediction has come true!
Dark: (claps his hands with glee) Yay! His prediction has come true! (watches fight intently) Krad, hit Krad in the eye! (his direction was followed by all the Krads) Yea! Now…(his directions went on…)
Krad: (Dark has finally fallen silent) Are you done now?
Dark: yea, I'm done…
Krad: Thanks for not killing them…wanted some followers at least…
Dark: What! Followers? I'm not done with them yet!
Krad: (smiles evilly) can't take back what you first said (sticks out his tongue at Dark childishly over top Harmony's head)
Harmony: (sighs) quit being such children…Krads! Stop hurting each other and grab a hold of the Krad right next to me and don't let go! (army of Krads march over to Krad and grab hold of him) oh, and don't forget about Dark!
Krad: (is amused) well, now that you are free, what are you going to do? Make clones of Dark?
Harmony: (suddenly grins) what a wonderful idea! Come here little Darky!
Dark: (hugs himself as tightly as possible while the Krads hold him still) Nooooooo! Krad! (all the Krads look up) I am talking to the Krad you are all holding! Anyway…Krad! You can't let her near me! She is way too evil for me! (is afraid to admit that he didn't have enough courage to even give himself a little cut) She wants to cut me up for Christ's sake!
Krad: She is just is a little high strung is all… (is grinning because he isn't the object of her attentions anymore)
Harmony: (approaches Dark and with a swift cut, cuts off his arm at the elbow and of course the arm grows back…with Dark screaming and howling with pain) Now I shall truly rule the world! (starts to laugh evilly)
Krad: (mutters to Dark "you are such a baby" and is grinning evilly now) My little Harmony, you fell for my trap!
Harmony: Wha? What do you mean?
Krad: look over at the "Dark" clones over there…anything about them that seem peculiar?
Harmony: (glances over at them…then does a double take)OMG! Why are they rabbits?
Dark: (glances down) Huh? How can that be? Why are there not a couple hundred darkly handsome stud muffins there instead? (Krad snickers and says "muffin")
Krad: When I found out that some loony girl had the blade of cloning-
Dark: (cries out) What? You knew about her and the knife all along? Why didn't you tell me any of this?
Krad: (ignores Dark's outburst) I decided to use a potion on Dark to revert his blood to rabbits if ever touched by outside air and the blade…the potion wasn't too hard to make but the problem was to get Dark to go along with it…easily solved when I reminded myself about his social life (grins evilly)
Harmony: (mouth is agape) You are soooo sly, Kraddy-kins, but what the heck am I going to do with 950 purple bunnies?
Krad: (smiles) I know what…bunnies, throw her into the dirtiest dumpster you can find, lock her in, put her on a boat, and send her to Antarctica! (bunnies nod) Oh, by the way, the blade of cloning advances an animal's smartness instead of decreasing it, enjoy your trip!
Harmony: (is washed away by a flood of bunnies) Noooooo!
Krad: (both Dark and Krad wave goodbye) Oh, by the way, bunnies, for future reference, I am your leader…Same goes for the Krads, you hear me Krads? (army Krads nod)
Bunny #1: (squeaks out) What makes you the leader and not me?
Krad: You see my hand? (it nods) you see your body? (it nods warily) well, my hand hitting you will be the last of your worries if you double cross me…that clear enough for you? (it nods hurriedly and takes off after the rest of the bunnies) Good, now that, that is taken care of…Dark? Are you still alive?
Dark: (has been standing there for some time twitching) barely…
Krad: (frowns) What is wrong with you?
Dark: (has meltdown) Krads touched me…I am now contaminated! I will die soon and all they will find of me is purple hair! And-
Krad: (looks at Dark with cold eyes) Get over it…Now to begin phase two…
Dark: (is afraid to ask) what is phase 2?
Krad: Me taking over the world! Mwahahahaha!
Dark: I'm kinda afraid to ask but can I have the antidote to take this goo off now? The anti smelling suit is wearing out…and you don't need it anymore…
Krad: (glances back at Dark with cold flames in his eyes) Who says I don't need it anymore? I still have plans for you, Darky, don't you worry…(trails off and gets his chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone out and starts eating it again)
Dark: (outraged) What! You still have that ice cream? That is it! (takes out a feather and throws it at the ice cream…the feather touches the ice cream and sucks it up into its magical confines…it then zips back to Dark…it discharges the perfect ice cream cone with ice cream to Dark's hand)
Krad: (eyes not cold anymore but seem to be aflame) GIVE…ME…BACK…MY… ICE…CREAM! (the world shakes with every syllable)
Dark: (defiantly) NO! not until you tell me the antidote!
Krad: (seems to calm down a little) waffles and milk…
Dark: Waffles and milk what? What does that have to do with anything?
Krad: (sighs) that is the antidote, now give me back my ice cream…
Dark: (laughs) Thanks, see ya around! (starts walking off with ice cream)
Krad: (seems to be becoming more angry by the second) where…are…you…going?
Dark: (glances back and smiles) away to eat waffles, milk and eat this wonderful ice cream cone! Never promised you that I would give it back, now did I? (he laughs as he runs away)
Krad: (white wings come out from his back and he springs to the sky in pursuit) YARRRRGGG! You shall never get away with double crossing me, Dark!
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OMG! Just when you think it is over Dark just has to get even, now doesn't he? Dark! You might want to run a little faster! Who knows what Krad will do next…with his army of purple bunnies and Krads to help him along the way, of course! What trouble is brewing for Dark is the near future? O.o