Harmony is gone! Wahoo! Lets throw a party! (is about to go plan a party when a little elf comes up to her and whispers in her ear and her face looks crestfallen) ummm…I had better wait to plan that party…but for now, what trouble does Krad have in store for Dark! And…who is the kid?
Disclaimer: Oh hey! I own it! (her prize is snatched away) or not…
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'in Krad's extravagant bedroom decorated in colors of white and gold'
Krad: (pacing thunderously back and forth…muttering angrily to himself) I shall get him! Just wait! I could turn him into a frog or- (is interrupted by a boy no more than 4 years old with long gold hair with a tint of blue to it)
Frost: (tugs on Krad's arm) Daddy! (reaches arms up beseechingly to be held) Pick me up Daddy!
Krad: (looks down at his little son with an unexpected wash of tenderness and bends down to pick him up) Yes, my son? What is it you want?
Frost: (stares deeply into his fathers eyes) Tell me the truth, daddy…people say you killed mommy…did you?
Krad: (shocked) Who did you hear that from?
Frost: From all our neighbors and…and…
Krad: (looks questioning at his son) and…?
Frost: (in a rush) the dog down the street! He told me!
Krad: (shakes his head over the lunacy of the remark) well, since you want the truth from me I will tell you that I have been tempted to kill your mother (mutters something about her being a witch) …and I did try to kill her a few times becau-
Frost: (staring wide eyed at his father) Really? Was she a bad girl? Was that why she needed to be killed?
Krad: (glares down at Frost) Stop interrupting! Now anyway, I was tempted to kill her for several different reason: A) she wouldn't shut up, B) she claimed herself more beautiful than me and C) she wouldn't bow down to my rule! Of all the…(trails off)
Frost: (inquiringly) is that why you tried to teach me to worship you? So I wouldn't die?
Krad: (sighs in resignation) yes, of course (rolls eyes) but then one day I learned of her betrayal!
Frost: (curious) What betrayal? Did she take away your favorite toy? Did she sell it on eBay? Did she lock you in a closet for days on end only to take you out to show her friends? Did she-
Krad: No! shush! What she did that was so unforgivable was that…she slept with Dark! Her betrayal was the last straw! (mutters something about not being able to really blame it on Dark cause Dark didn't even know what day it was much less the name of any one woman) I took a sword from the treasury and crept to her room and opened her door…only to find out that she had done suicide! Yea, being with Dark even a few feet away tempts me toward suicide myself-
Frost: But she could have felt so depressed that Dark had rejected her that she might have been tempted to-
Krad: Eat all his bacon, yes, she did that too…got a letter of complaint from Dark about that…He still holds a grudge against her for eating it all…doesn't know she killed herself right after she polished off his bacon…and steak…and pocky…a pickle…and a cup of mayo…
Frost: I want ice cream!
Krad: Ah yes! Ice cream (his voice has lowered with malicious intent) My son, I have a question concerning ice cream and-
Frost: (unerringly) someone stole your ice cream and you want revenge. (Krad stares at him, mouth open in shock) I would guess it would be Dark for who else would dare. Now, we can't kill him for he is still useful to us…but…
Krad: (grins as he catches his sons' drift) …but we can give him (they say simultaneously) THAT…(wicked grins from both father and son)
'The next day Dark is strolling about town'
Dark: (is starting to worry because Krad hasn't shown up yet) wonder where he could be…it doesn't usually take this long for him to strike back…
'a few more minutes pass but they seem like hours…days…to Dark'
Dark: (is frantically looking around, eyes wide and a tad bit crazy) I'm going insane! It's almost like the time when Daisuke followed me around for a day playing the stupid banana phone song! Arrrggg! Couldn't get the thing out of my head for a week! (starts hearing the song again) ring ring ring ring ring banana phone. Ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE! I've got this feeling, it's so… Nooooooo!
Krad: (is on top of building holding a stereo watching Dark's misery) that's right Dark…I know your weakness…(laughs manically)
Frost: (comes from the sky on light blue wings to land beside his father) the plan seems to be working perfectly, father…
Krad: (turns to his son) why do you insist on using your powers to keep changing your age, my now 9 year old son? (doesn't wait for an answer but turns back to surveying Dark's agony as Dark glanced every which way and finally started banging his head upon the wall as if it would help) yes, it does seem to be going rather well, doesn't it? (Dark is now on the ground twitching) ok, I think that is enough of that for now, now its time for-
Frost: (grins appreciatively) Plan B!
'The music has turned off but it takes a few minutes for Dark to realize that fact'
Dark: (blood drips down forehead from hitting the wall as he looks around dazedly) wha? Am I free? I'm FREEEEE- (is interrupted by Krad and now 15 year old Frost striding down the street before him. Frost occasionally stops to hit on a girl while Krad stalks ever closer to Dark) or not…
Krad: (narrows his eyes) What do you have to say for yourself?
Dark: (slowly gets up) I'm still hungry…your ice cream has been vanquished…I need another…
Krad: (glares but seems to take it rather well for the circumstances) I… (glares balefully) need one too…
Dark: Ummm, alright, let's ummm…get some ice cream…(Frost walks by him with the muttered comment of "loser") did you say something, kid with the funky hair?
Frost: (rolls eyes) nothing at all, old man, nothing at all...
Dark: (sputters) I'm not an old ma-
Frost: yea, whatever old man, you just keep thinking that... (Dark then chases Frost around the block a few hundredtimes for his impertinencebefore coming to a halt, panting) Kid! I am going to catch you one of these days! One...(pant)...of...(pant)...these days...(flops down to the ground in exhaustion)
Krad: (comes up from behind Dark and looks down at Darkwith contempt) Are you done yet? (without another word he turns around and heads for the nearest ice cream store with Dark scrambling to keep up with his long strides)
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What is Plan B! Whenhas Krad ever have a son? Where did Frost disappear to? (0.o suspicious...) Who is Krad's deceased wife/ Frost's mom?You will have to wait for chapter 7 or even later (if i feel like it :p)to find some of thisout! Mwahahaha!