Wow…a son…who would have thought any woman would have put up with Krad long enough to give him a son…(is shocked), whatever… I don't feel like imparting who this dedicated…and perhaps insane woman is yet so you will just have to hold tight and bear with me and my flights of fancy :p and now, onto Plan B! Wooooo!
Disclaimer: Let's rumble! Whoever wins gets it! (fight goes on for about 5 minutes and she was defeated) arrrrggg! I shall get you one of these days! One…of…these…days…(collapses)
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'at ice cream shop with Krad and Dark arguing and…Frost noticeably absent…'
Krad: (heatedly) No! I will buy you an ice cream and my own as well! (apparently has plans for that ice cream the brief moment he gets to touch it…)
Dark: (warily though heatedly) No! not unless you let me buy yours! (appears to also have plans…)
'they glare at each other for a full minute of so then, simultaneously, they shouted "Fine!" though they continue to glare at each for a few more moments'
Frost: (appears in a rush of blue feathers in front of both Krad and Dark and starts ordering his ice cream) I would like a vanilla and chocolate swirl with blueberries, straw-
Dark: (has finally noticed someone has cut in line) Hey! You can't cut! Get behind us and- (has turned fully and has seen who it was, Dark stares at Frost with mouth agape) h-h-how did you- when did you- where did you- (at this point he just stares at Frosts head as if trying to drill a hole in it)
Frost: (totally ignores the "old man" and continues his order) -berries, cherries, sprinkles, caramel, and fudge drizzled on top. (the shop keeper looks at Frost in awe and just a bit of shock…and Frost gets impatient) IF I DON'T HAVE MY ICE CREAM DONE PERFECTLY AND OUT HERE IN THE NEXT MINUTE YOU WILL NOT WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR ME IN THE NEXT CENTURY (his menacing tone made all the shops employees stumble over each other to get it done in time, they barely manage to hand Frost his ice cream in time) good job guys! (claps his hands) you had 2 seconds to spare! (employees collapse and Frost walks over to a table to enjoy his ice cream while humming…you guessed it! The banana phone song…)
Krad: (hits Dark in the head to get him to stop staring into the empty space where Frost head used to be) come on! I want cookies and cream, Dark!
Dark: And I want peach ice cream! (they both order for each other and get each others ice creams and they carefully trade trying to make sure the other doesn't try to double-cross the other…they then go join Frost at his table)
Frost: (turns around when they approach and lifts a quizzical eyebrow) I have a question, old man…why have you stopped chasing me?
Dark: (slowly lowers himself into a chair) I am too tired to, spent a sleepless night trying to think of what Krad was going to do to me today…(Frost whispers something about it being just like an old man) …but! With this ice cream I shall have restored my energy and shall then strangle you to death! (looks satisfied with himself)
Krad: (rolls eyes) uhu…sure you will…old man…(winks at his son and Frost nods while Dark is distracted by Krad's comment)
Dark: (squawks) What! Not you too! You can't (meanwhile Frost takes out a package from his pocket and opens it) say that! You are the (Frost shakes some powder out into his palm) same age as me, though you don't seem to remember that! You are (Frost gently blows the powder onto Dark's ice cream) as forgetful as an old man!
Krad: (is distracted by this comment) No, I'm not! I just wish to forget because (Frost smiles evilly and with the powder left turns toward Krad) I think I see grey hairs! It mortifies me to think of us as the same age! (Frost gently blows the rest of the powder onto Krad's ice cream) It is so disgraceful to think of us as pieces of a whole. I don't-
Dark: (interrupts angrily) this isn't grey hair! Some girl wanted to give me blond streaks for some reason and-
Krad: (equally angry) and so you just let her, now didn't you? That is an even more disgraceful thing to do and-
Frost: (stands up and interrupts) Gentlemen, gentlemen, settle down and just eat your ice cream, maybe you will feel better (turns his head away slightly to hide his smirk)
Dark, Krad: (glare) Fine! (start eating their ice cream)
Dark: (gives his ice cream an odd look) for some reason this ice cream tastes funky…
Krad: (also looks at his ice cream) for some reason I seem to agree with you…(glances at Frost then his own ice cream and then back up to Frost) mine should taste fine, right, Frost? (gives him a piercing glare) but does it? I don't think so (wags his finger back and forth in front of Frost) You, young man, are going to be in so much trouble when this wears off (his voice for some reason seems to be growing softer) and-
Dark: (looks at Krad then at himself in the start of panic) Krad? What is happening Krad? Why are we shrinking? (getting fainter and fainter to hear)
Frost: (grins widely) yes, father, I double crossed you, and I don't think you will be doing any punishment of any sort, for the stuff I used does not wear out. I replaced what you wanted me to use and instead used the permanent kind (smiles indulgently), the one that will shrink you to 3 inches height…you know the one…(grabs hold of both Krad and Dark's 5 inch bodies and stuck them, one each, into his pockets and started gathering up their now too large clothes) now to take you to Harmony, she has a little something to say to you guys (and with that he strode out of the concession stand and picnic tables with their muttered curses and questions trailing after)
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Mwahahahaha! Harmony is back? How? When? Wait…where are all of Krad's armies? What will Harmony do to them? Can they get the antidote? And who thought that Frost would be in league with Harmony and would betray his own dad? Must take after his mother…Find out next chapter what happens to poor Dark and Krad!