Summary
After losing Itachi to an army of Konoha Ninja's, and feeling lost and dazed without a master to support her needed income, Alex finds herself wondering meaninglessly, cold and hungry, until she comes across some food and water carelessly left out by Hyuuga Neji.
Nejididn't realize the consequenceswhen he lets Alex eat (and drink) the sustenance he'd been saving for himself. But, now, he is the involuntary master of Alex - much to Sasuke's disgust. Sasuke, who still regards Alex as something of an older brother... er, sister figure, is viciously jealous, and will remove Alex from Neji's side - no matter what the cost!
Disclaimer: I still don't own it nn!
Hello! Here is the first chapter of Hyuuga Obsession, the sequel to Uchiha Confusion. And, I'm sure you've guessed by the Summary, the main "Master" figure in this is Neji. Good-ol'-Neji. Anyways, please enjoy nn
Chapter One
"I… wasn't expecting an ambush…" Itachi muttered, holding his side that was bleeding rather badly. It seemed that Tsunade had taken things to the next level – not only had she sent Sasuke, she'd sent an army. Of course, if Itachi had had no luck against them, neither did Alex. She had no real injuries (everybody still remembered her as Itachi's ditz stand in.), but she was fending for herself quite nicely. Of course, she'd simply been dancing a dance that Itachi had taught her in a dream to amuse herself.
"Itachi, this is it!" Sasuke screamed, running forward and attempting to jab his kunai clear through his older brothers head. He failed, but he noticed that Itachi's movements were rather sluggish.
Itachi stopped, panting and trying to keep himself upright. He'd lost a hell of a lot of blood, and it was taking every ounce of his will power to keep himself from fainting, let alone dodging attacks. Of course, he didn't bother paying a passing glance to Alex, who was now trying to communicate with a bird that had so stupidly perched right in front of the battle. Of course, she didn't notice the exploding note until she was covered in bird guts. "EVIL BIRDY! THIS MEANS WAR! WHERE'D YOU GO?… Come back! … I'm lonely…"
He shook his head and muttered, "Get on task. Don't let the idiot distract you. Focus on Sasuke, he'll be the one to finish you off."
"You can hardly keep yourself, upright, Itachi." He heard Sasuke mock. Itachi wasn't really with it anymore. "You're going to be dead soon."
"Even if I am," Itachi countered, "It's not like you did it alone – you failed on your objective. You disappoint me, Brother."
Sasuke tensed.
"There is still not enough hate. There will never be enough hate."
"S-Shut up!" Sasuke screamed, dashing forward, "The hate I have for you is… is…"
"Not enough?"
"Right. Not enough. Wait! No, it's more than enough! I hate you more than anything! More than the colour pink, more than fluffy abnormally white pillows, more than ultra wedgies, and way more than when you get sand in your undies!"
Perhaps… Itachi thought, There is enough hate after all…
That was his final thought, before Sasuke silenced the serial killer with a blow to the head, spraying brains everywhere.
After the dramatic pause that all great death scenes have, Alex finally stopped looking for the bird to notice the fact that Itachi was, in fact, dead. She paused momentarily, staring from a distance, before dashing over in true heroin fashion (which means slow motion, folks).
"Itachi-sama! Noooooooooooooo!" She made a dramatic dive for the body of the Uchiha, and if he had been still alive, she would have knocked the wind out of him. Luckily for Itachi, he was dead.
Alex let out a cry of anguish, "Why is life so cruel? Why did you take away my precious Itachi-sama? Why, God, why? Do you hate me? Didn't you want us to rule the world with Ice-cream? Didn't you want me to have Itachi's sons? Didn't you want me to call one Bruce? Didn't you want…" She paused, her eyes turning to something that was glinting in the grass. "Hey! I found a nickel!"
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Two weeks past, then three, and Alex was left to wonder the wilderness. Of course, nobody knew what kind of possible damage this could cause. Still, so far Alex hadn't caused much trouble. Sure, she'd accidentally dropped a three ton elephant on an old mans head, and caused a tsunami to hit the eastern region of the country. (She'd maintained her innocence, stating that it wasn't her fault that when she flushed the toilet a volcano erupted north east from the town she was staying in.)
Of course, time and time again, her thoughts flickered to Itachi, then back to the nickel that had since become her best friend – and of course been lost somewhere on her journey. "… So… Thirsty… Need… Beverage… Drinks… Liquid… Chocolate… Cordial…" So, the list of possible foods continued.
"… What am I doing here?" She paused, looking up at the extremely high walls of Konoha. She didn't know why she'd come here, but here she was. It was a pity that she wasn't anywhere near the gate, so, navigating her way around, she searched for the entrance. Of course, something just had to distract her. The sound of battling, or rather training, echoed through the forest from the west direction. So, curious, she decided to follow it.
Pausing in the shrubbery, she watched as a rather tall boy, about the age that she estimated Sasuke would be, was hitting a post, obviously training Taijutsu. But, more importantly, the boy had unwrapped food laying carelessly out beside his bag, along with what looked to be a litre of water. So, carefully, she began creeping in that direction…
"I can see you. Stop right there."
Alex froze momentarily, looking at the boy who still hadn't turned around.
"Not one step further."
So Alex took lots of steps. Grabbing the unwrapped food – that happened to be Rice Balls – and stuffing them in her mouth.
The boy sighed, turning around to look at Alex who was now inspecting the water.
Alex knew better then to take two things by asking. That was just like… taking two things without asking, and that was so wrong. The boy, noticing Alex's slight distress, sighed, and motioned for her to go ahead and take the water. "Fine."
She grinned, grabbing it and downed the entire thing. Then she paused to get a better look at the boy. He had white eyes, long brown hair – tied back in a lose ponytail – and wore his headband as a cap. He could easily be identified as Hyuuga Neji.
"…" Both party's store at one another, before Alex jumped up, ran, and tackled the boy.
"What-ever-your-name-is-sama, I'm at your service!"
