Wow guys! Thanks for all the feedback in such little time! We love all the positive feedback, and ideas! You'll probably see them in a few of the following chapters! If you have a certain cliché you want to see written in here, let us know!

Emily would like to add, "We just love our fans! And we're going to try and make it longer too! And maybe add some cheesy sound effects as well." Monica would also like you to note that as she says this, she makes some strange hand motions and repeats "CHA CHA!"

Disclaimer: Again, we probably don't own anything, because everyone uses these cheesy plots. Emily would like to point out that we actually do own the song from the last chapter.

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They were at Hogwarts now, because, as most authors agree, after you get to the point when the major occurrence of the trip has occurred (being that Hermione and Draco make out) then there is really nothing more to say about the trip to Hogwarts. So we shall fast forward a bit.

The flaming red transportation mobile with beautiful smoky smoke bubbling from the steam releaser thingamabob pulled into the Hogsmeade station. "CHA CHA!" Went the train.

Okay, Emily is just crazy and wanted to put in her sound effect, and add lots of descriptive words.

Hermione and Draco had to wait until everyone but the first years had exited the train. Apparently, Hagrid was now unable to do his job of leading the first years to Hogwarts, and the Head Boy and Head Girl now had to do it. Ignoring the unlikelyness of this, we continue our story.

Many authors feel it appropriate to have bad spelling and grammar. A lot of them make up words too!

A random first year came up to the gorgeous hot babe, Hermione and said, "Even thought, we have never met, and I don't even think I would know your name, oh, 'Mione, you're so gorgeous. I love you."

Because, of course, EVERYONE calls her 'Mione. Didn't you know?

That set Draco off. He grabbed the small little first year by the front of his robes. "Get off my girl!"

Hermione stared deeply into Draco's grey-blue pools of romance, and said "Draco, I'm all yours baby. You don't ever have to worry."

Because, of course, Draco has deep grey-blue eyes, and they look lovingly upon Hermione.

This is the part of the story when Draco and Hermione share a deep embrace. Then, Ron, who suddenly has appeared out of nowhere, jumps on Draco and says, "GET OFF MY GIRL!"

Hermione, who beings to cry in three seconds flat, yells, "Ron! What are you doing? You broke up with me! You broke my heart! My soul! I thought I would never love again! And then Draco, my love, came along, and in two minutes, serenaded my heart, with a beautiful lyrical arrangement!"

And then, Hermione runs away, having Draco follow her. This leaves the poor little first years to stand around in confusion.

Of course, Hermione is able to run all the way to the castle, even though it has been made clear in the books that the castle is on a very steep hill leading from Hogsmeade station.

She goes to her quarters, because she mysteriously knows where they are.

When she gets there, she is surprised to find Draco standing there.

"I couldn't get in without you. We need to make up the password together."

"στήθος κότας. Δείτε επίσης" Hermione said knowingly.

"And what does that mean?" Draco asked.

"I don't know," Hermione said. "Because suddenly, I am uninformed and do not enjoy reading anymore."

Many authors like to use words that have some ancient meaning. Here, we have a password that means "chicken breast."

Hermione leaned against the wall after her and Draco had agreed that "στήθος κότας. Δείτε επίσης" would be their password (even though, ya know, neither could pronounce it).

She started to tear up and yelled, "I was beaten as a child! With a toaster! And now, my parents are dead! Death Eaters mysteriously targeted them. At present time, in all stories written, my parents have died 500,269,554,223 times from being murdered by Death Eaters!"

Draco tears up, being the emotion guy he is, "I was beaten too! By my father! With a muggle stereo!"

Because, of course, they have those.

And then, Draco and Hermione share another deep embrace. Their pools of romance… er, we already used that, so now we will just call them eyes, stared deeply into each others eyes.

Then they went into their shared common room, because, of course, they were allowed to skip the feast, even though, you know, they're Head Boy/Head Girl and all.

Hermione looked around in awe. The room was decorated in Scarlet, Gold, Silver, and Green. Because, of course, they have time to redecorate for each individual Head Boy/Head Girl.

"Wow," Hermione said in awe. "It's gorgeous."

"You think so?" Draco asked surprised. "This is smaller than my closet."

Hermione stared at him.

"What? My shoes need a lot of room!" Draco yelled tenderly.

"My cousin Samantha, who is from California and buys all of her clothes at hot topic, will love it!"

"Oh, okay." Draco said, not even bothering to ask when her cousin will even see the room.

The two Heads headed off to their own separate rooms. When they got there, they imaged exactly what they wanted their rooms to look like, and then, when they opened their eye, that's exactly what it looked like.

Then they went to sleep.

Emily would like to point out, "Our story is pure action baby." Monica would also like to say, we were the ones who made up the name Samantha! (Okay, not really).

They woke up the next morning and had breakfast together in the small kitchen that their dorm seemed to have.

"Oh no!" Draco yelled. "We're late for potions!" Potions is, of course, their first class of the day.

They ran down to potions, where Snape, showing more favoritism to his own house says, "Granger, ten points from Gryffindor." To Draco, he says nothing. Of course.

Everyone was already paired up for the next potion, which will be the most difficult of the year. Except, you know, it's the first day of class.

That left Hermione and Draco to be paired together for the most difficult project of the year. They were going to make Veritserum.

The potion, which apparently is not at all difficult to make, was supposed to take a week to make. Even though, ya know, less difficult potions, such as the Polyjuice Potion, took a month to make.

At the end of class, Snape said, "Ms. Granger, may I speak with you for a moment?"

Hermione felt Draco squeeze her hand under the table.

"It's okay," Draco said, "It'll be okay."

Snape cleared his throat for Hermione to approach him.

"Ms. Granger, this is difficult to tell you but…"

"Aw, hell Snape, cut the crap," Hermione, who was suddenly a rebel and would mouth off to professors all the time.

Snape seemed unaffected and continued. "Ms. Granger, your parents are not your parents."

Hermione, shocked, stared into space with a look of utter shockness on her face.

And yes. We still need a thesaurus.