Disclaimer: I don't own it...

Wow... I haven't updated this story in more than a month! Sorry if anybody was waiting impatiently for this... surprising really, I haven't been getting too much inspiration for this fanfiction but when I went for a walk to the Servo (Service Station), I got bombarded with ideas o.o; And so, I introduce you to the most out of character Itachi I have EVER written.

Also, pre-warning, if you're yaoi-a-phobic (or Chan), don't read anymore, because it will soon turn into a Neji x Sasuke fiction.

Thanks, enjoy and review n.n

Chapter Two

"…" Both party's store at one another, before Alex jumped up, ran, and tackled the boy.

"What-ever-your-name-is-sama, I'm at your service!"

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"Eh… what… the?" Neji managed to splutter out, now being nuzzled to death by a hyperactive teenager about the same age as him. "… Uh… okay?"

"I promise I'll be good, and I'll do everything you say, and I'll even eat CHILLI'S! Do you like chilli's? I like Chilli's…"

For Neji, Alex's voice drowned out in the distance. He was still trying to place who the heck she was, seeing as she hadn't even bothered to introduce herself. Still, he brought her home anyway.

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"So, What-ever-your-name-is-sama, your name is Neji? So that makes you Neji-sama! Whoot! Neji-sama!"

"And… you're… Alex, correct?" Neji asked, slightly disturbed by the fact that Alex was sitting on his left side, but hugging him stupidly, and that they were in his room. Gee, he'd need to call the cleaning lady earlier than usual – Neji's room was covered in cooties! Neji shuddered. "… Would you get off me?"

"OKAY NEJI-SAMA!" She got off, "Man… Neji-sama doesn't sound as good as Itachi-sama. I wonder where Itachi-sama is now… wait. Where's Nickel-buddy? I lost Nickel-buddy! NEJI-SAMA I CAN'T FIND NICKEL BUDDY!"

"… I think you should meet the head of our household."

"Oooo. Who's that? Is he made of ham?"

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"Grrrr…" Sasuke lowered his binoculars after the pair had left Neji's room and rounded the corner, heading to where Sasuke knew Hiashi was. "How dare she nuzzle up to Neji like that! Uh… I mean, how dare he nuzzle up to Nii, er, Nee-chan like that! She… er, he won't be forgiven!"

Sasuke was currently located in a tree just outside of Neji's house, and he considered that tree his second home, considering he was spying on Neji for a majority of the day, all day every day. He kept telling himself that he was only doing it to copy the jutsu's that Neji collected that weren't related to the Byakugan, he also kept telling himself that he did not think that Neji in board shorts was not the hottest thing he'd ever seen.

"I need to get him… er, her… away from her… er, him. God, Sasuke, get your facts straight!"

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"Alex… this is my uncle, Hiashi-sama."

Alex sat pouting in front of the head of the Hyuuga's. She'd thought he was a leg of ham, and unfortunately, he wasn't. "You told me he was ham…"

"You told her what!" Hiashi stated harshly, and Neji's arms rebounded to his chest in reponse.

"N-No, Hiashi-sama, she thought that up all on her own."

"I don't believe you..." Hiashi left it at that anyway, and went on; "So. Where do you come from?"

"Itachi-sama!"

"…? You come from… Itachi? Uchiha Itachi?"

"Yep!"

Hiashi then leapt into a lecture on how babies are made, and how there was no way that Itachi could have given birth to her. Alex, of course, hadn't heard of anything like this in her life, listened closely, and nodded a few times. By the end of the explanation, she was hanging off Hiashi's hand, having tuned out and imagined him as ham.

"She seems mildly harmless." Hiashi said, trying to free Alex from his hand. "You can keep her."

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It had been three days since Alex had moved in with Neji, and Neji didn't think he could take anymore. It wasn't the fact that Alex was annoying, irritating and all around moronic – it was the fact that she was pissing him off!... from annoyance. Neji couldn't go anywhere on his own anymore, with Alex protesting and crying at the top of her lungs until he came back, so he had to take her everywhere – which also included when he went for a bath – although he blind folded her then.

But, all and all, Neji felt like he was going to spontaneously combust any second now.

"Neji-sama... are you listening?" Alex asked, tugging on Neji's sleeve. Neji blinked out of his own little world – in which Neji was sure that he heard a door open. Shrugging it off, Neji looked down at Alex.

"No, what were you saying?" Neji had learnt over the three days that Alex had been there that there was no point in being polite to her – in one instance it had made her cry, then again, everything – including kicking her – made her cry, so that wasn't any surprise. So, Neji had simply stopped being polite.

"I WAS SAYING PIE!" Alex screamed out one the top of the lungs, creating a lot of attention. They'd been walking through the town, passing random shops, although until then, nobody had given them a second thought.

"Hey, isn't that that Itachi follower?" One random man asked his wife, who blinked and looked at Alex – who was now skipping like a pansy.

"Yeah... I heard when Itachi died she was taken in by the Hyuuga'sto be the test subject of horrible tests."

Quite randomly, the couples five year old son piped up; "I LIKE TESTS!" He was ignored.

"Bloody Hyuuga's..."

Neji felt the back of his neck stand up as he looked around at everybody, who were all muttering with rather dark looks on their faces.

"You never thought there were consequences with taking Alex outside, did you?" A voice said randomly from the back of Neji's mind, causing Neji to blink and look around frantically. "In here, fat ass."

"I'm not fat!"

"Neji-sama, who're you talking too?" Alex blinked, looking at Neji who looked about ready to thwack somebody – specifically the person who was talking to him. Neji ignored her.

He shut his eyes, searching the back of his mind for anybody at all, and who he found was unexpected. Leaning up against the blackness, was a black haired, red eyed, teenager with an... Akatsuki cloak?

Neji's eyes flew open. Itachi was in the back of his mind? Hoping it was just his imagination, Neji shut his eyes again, only to see Itachi still sitting there.

"About time." He said, looking up impatiently, "Where's the porn in this dump?"