Envy

I always had a weird feeling about Envy. In the beginning, I thought of him as a man who represents all the most manliest men out there, but the more I opened myself to him, the more he pushed me away with his psychotic killing, and his mysterious transformations. My feelings for him have slowly faded away into a cold nothingness.

While he isn't on a job, I see Envy sitting on the hill staring into the distance. I always wanted to ask him what was he thinking about, I didn't bother. I just sit on a close boulder and watch him watch the reddish orange sun. The next morning, Lust came to me with a job that had to include all of us…even Envy.

"You will go with Envy and round up some prisoners for the ritual that is to begin soon…understand? We cannot let the Elrics end this here," I really felt nervous to be with Envy for a short time, but because it's a job, I can't deny it.

That night, we flitted to a place that Envy called Lab 5.

"The little pipsqueak will come here soon…I'm sure of it," I notice something about Envy as he said that, he was… laughing, giving off one of his evil grins. I felt very uneasy about this.

"Uhhhh…what are you going to do?" I asked feeling much regret. He slowly looked at me with those murderous eyes of his.

"Change. Wanna see?" Light surrounded his homunculus body. I had to cover my eyes from the brightness.

"It's okay…you can look now…" Envy's voice sounded deeply different. I opened my eyes. Not only did I hear a different person, but I saw a different person. A middle aged tan military man with the weirdest mustache I've ever seen.

"E-Envy?" I stared at him with wide golden eyes at the sight of his appearance.

"I was Envy… now I'm the Iron Blood Alchemist: Basque Grann,"

He then made a very weird face. I fell to the ground laughing… so hard that tears came pouring out of my eyes… After a while of Envy turning onto a complete comedian, it was time to get serious. We entered Lab 5 and gathered all of the prisoners that was said to be standing on a transmutation circle. A large one at that… after a while, Envy (as his normal self) left to head down to where the Elric brother was. I followed him and… saw him. The one known as Edward Elric: The Full Metal Alchemist.

As I looked at him, I noticed that he was young to be so popular along the humans… and short. Envy and the boy were talking when they shockingly fell into a battle. Envy was just toying with him, while the boy was running and defending for himself. Sadly, the boy fell to Envy's wrath and was going to get it, but while Envy was kicking him like crazy, I heard him say something.

"You have that bastard's blood in you!" It shocked me that he would say something like that. Lust quickly comes in with something behind her. It was Gluttony along with two other people that I couldn't recognize. One was a weird looking chimera, and the other was a man in armor on the ground. Who is that? I thought to myself. I then see that the young alchemist went into the center and clapped his hands together. He was going to start the ritual to start the Philosophers Stone. My dead heart began to beat with life as I waited for our moment, out moment to finally become human once more! As I waited with eyes filled with lust. The boy slowly turned around and looked at Lust.

He began talking, though I couldn't hear, but the reaction on Lust's face said enough. She looked mad, very mad. She was going to do something with the man in armor, but before she did, something happened. The young alchemist began to glow a brightly color. Spikes of rock, lasers started going everywhere, cutting through everything it touches. This was trouble… I had to think fast. I found some janitor clothes sitting right next to me (coincidence? I think not!) and took them to Lust avoiding any lasers or flying spikes.

"Lust! Let's go! This place is going to collapse!" Without an answer, she followed me, but… we were missing Envy. I noticed him trying to reach the young alchemist, but the way that things were going, he would be killed.

I ran to him and grabbed him by the waist with both of my arms hugged around his tiny body.

"Let me go! This rat deserves to die!" He scowled as he twisted and turned to escape.

"I know! But you don't!" With a squirming homunculus, I dashed toward the exit and got Envy to safety where Lust and Gluttony were waiting. We dressed up in the janitor clothes and made our way to safety. While we walked, we bumped into a lady who had brown hair just like mine. She was as pretty as Lust. As we passed her, she said

"Good work," and we left for home.

Later back at home, I was eavesdropping on a conversation between Lust, Gluttony, and Envy about someone named Greed who has escaped Lab 5. This worried me, was this "Greed" such a bad guy? That night, Envy was sitting at his normal place. I finally had the guts to go talk to him. I came up to him. He brought his attention to me and made me blush.

"Envy, c-can I sit next to you?" He looked at me with his crimson eyes that are somewhat alluring. He smiled.

"Sure," he patted the place where I was to sit. While we were watching the night sky I began to ask:

"Back at the Lab, why were you so persistent on killing the boy?" I looked at him with anxious eyes. He rubs his head in embarrassment.

"You could say that I have a grudge on him, a MUDEROUS grudge on him," The way he said that made a chill run up my spine, but I was not giving up.

"You know… " He continued, " I might hate his guts, but too tell you the truth, I envy him in many ways… I wish I could be more like…like him!" This shocked me, I never would expect Envy to act like this. Why can't he acknowledge his own admirable qualities, his own, cool, remarkable, admirable qualities? I looked at him, he looked at me, I started to blush. I broke our contact between us.

"A-actually… I like the way you are now… the way you act, the way you move… to tell you the truth, I wish that I would be more like you," His eyes widened. I was beginning to worry that he might hit me by what I said. Instead, he wrapped his arm around me and laid his chin on my shoulder. My face turn beet red, and I looked down at my bare, dirty feet. I could fell his breath sinking into my skin. He looked at me and grinned an evil grin, but I knew that it wasn't about evil.

"Hey… mind if I called you cutie?" my heart started beating as fast as a motor running. I felt a weird emotion bubbling up to the surface of my mind.

" That depends… mind if I call you Onii-sama?" He looks at me tilting his head with anxiety, he then smiles and purrs.

" Of course… cutie,"

(Gyaahhh! The chapter is still a work in progress, but I'm starting to get the hang of it! Opinions please! XD)