Kaylana: Thanks for the info I will try harder on that.

Kitten Kisses: Thanks for your review. I think that Naraku NEVER jets a girl so I'll help him a little.

I hope you both enjoy this one too.

"I OWN INUYASHA! Well maybe not... Mom can I have an advance on my allowance?"

"Why? And if it has anything to do with FANFICTION NET NNOO!"

"Poo ;;."

Inuyasha and the gang gasped for breath as Naraku let them drop to the ground.

"Now look what you made me do. And you're supposed to be IN BED!" Naraku stated in his matter-of-factly tone. This was obviously the real Naraku instead of a puppet.

Inuyasha being half demon recovered right after Shippo. He stood in bloody disbelief at what stood before him. There stood a female youkai about three inches shorter than Naraku.

She was standing there shaking her finger at 'the all-powerful' Naraku. But worse, he seemed, to all appearances, like a naughty boy who had been caught with his hand in a cookie jar.

"Naraku, what did I say about killing people?" The youkai said in a lecturing tone, backing up the image she had presented before.

"But they started it!" Naraku said in a childish manner while pointing at Inuyasha's gang. The gang by now where just getting out of their coughing fits.

"Bullshit. I watched you start that fight by hitting that kawii little kit."

Naraku and the stranger started a heated staring contest, which ended when Kagome cleared her throat rather noisily.

"Um. Can you tell us what's going on? Because I think we all are confused."

"Yes of course…" The female looked at Kagome all venom gone. "I'm Victoria but everyone calls me Vicky. That is my 'protector' Naraku." She rolled her eyes at Naraku, like that was something he could never do.

"Though most of the time I'm protecting him, and I've been very interested where he has been and what he has been doing. So I sought him out." Vicky finished with a shrug, all the while talking in a friendly manner that reminded Kagome of some of her friends at school.

"Vicky, why did you just explain yourself to a lowly human? A lowly human that is my rival as well." Naraku seemed very aghast, and let out a long-suffering sigh.

"Because she asked, and it's rude not to answer." Came Vicky's calm reply.

"Can I please go back to killing them?" Naraku looked at her and gave her a puppy look that was so out of his usual character.

"No." Vicky said as she launched herself in the air and landed between the sneaking Inuyasha and his Tetsuiga, but only a foot from Miroku. "Now, now." She said facing Inuyasha. "None of that. I can't let you get a hold that sword and hurt my Narakie, now can I?" His only reply was a low growl that sent Naraku into a defensive pose secretly fearful for Vicky.

Kagome coughed to cover her laugh. "Narakie?"

While Inuyasha was growling Miroku took this opportunity to grope Vicky's butt. With a shriek of surprise she made a beeline for Naraku's arms like the dogs of hell where on her heels. "Kill him!" She squealed indignantly. All the peace talk forgotten for the moment.

Naraku didn't need to be told twice. Miroku saw a flash of blackish-brown before he was thrown from his resting spot, threw twenty trees, in to a lake. At the movement the entire gang rushed to the lake to help Miroku out of the lake.

Vicky was still quite upset about being groped so she didn't see what was coming till it hit, her sending her flying threw the air.

Chapter 2 is done R&R.