Heeyyy You guys! How are you! Well, Here is another wonderful chapter! For you! I made this one action packed and what not. But before I begin, ive decided to take the time out and reach out to my fellow reviewers, as many of them have done for me. So, here we go!

Kendra Luehr- Hey there! How are you! I haven't been updating as often as I should with all fanfics, but I make sure that this on stays as regular as possible for ya. This one is the introduction for Spike to come into the picture, so the next fanfic you'll get to see your Spikey. Just remember… keep your hands to yourself and everything will be good.

Kenshi-mimiroo- Hey. I made this chapter a little more comical than usual, because you seem to really enjoy that! I hope you like this chapter. Enjoy okay?

Kitana Mihiroshi- Hey, I tried to keep this chapter as detailed or a little more than the others, but the details seem to slip away as I end each chapter. Lol, sorry about that, guess its my nature to slack of after a while. I hope you enjoy it though. The fatter bounty was written with extra details. Lol, so I hope it is to your liking!

Special Thanks to Angelina, ni9htdreame12, BloodCrested, Lilpinkpookie, gothik chika877, ales, and all those who've read my fanfic. All right, I won't hold you guys up any longer. On with the fic!

Tears of the Angels

A young child flew into the air from the heads of the crowd as the market place crowded for the usual jamboree. Men grabbed women close and danced to the beat, while children docked and dodged between the crowd playing tag and other various games. It was the Annual Earth Day Fair, and it was promising to be a great day for the Bebop crew. Among the crowd there was said to be 3 bounties, all with 500,000 woolongs on their heads each. More than enough to take care of the Bebop for the next 3 years. For such an occasion, Faye pulled out the big guns. She was dressed in a skimpy black halter top dress. The halter dipped well below her bust line, and the skirt ceased at mid thigh, leaving the men both mesmerized and bothered. Jet had decided on his regular outfit, and Ed was in a hot pink skirt, an a white tank top shirt. Faye had went out and bought it for the greatest bounty catch in Bebop history much to the poor girl's dismay. She kicked screamed, and tried to bounce her way away from the outfit, but after 3 hours, and tons of bungee cords, the young girl was dressed and ready for the Earth party.

Faye had been leaning against the corner of a tall brick building, scanning the crowd for any of the 3 bounties. Because the jamboree was so large, Jet was well over a mile a way, while Ed was tucked safely with a hired babysitter. Every so often Faye walked half a mile through the crowd to make sure she did not miss the bounty, as did Jet. Time passed, and passed, both companions soon became so bored, they overlooked their task.

Jet was amazed at the price of tomatoes, and looking at the potatoes and beef on sale at one vending stand, totally forgetting about the bounty. Faye had gotten into an argument with a young woman who accused her of trying to steal her man. The young woman was large, with a bosom that seemed to mesh with her stomach. She wore a yellow housedress and pink curlers, all while 5 children clung to her leg. She had to have only been about… 24. Faye almost felt bad for her... that is until she called her a whore. The young man Faye was accused of trying to steal was not a young man at all. Rather an old man who looked old enough to be her older brother…had she not been frozen. He had a crooked smile, and wore clothes that revealed more than the public wished to see. The whole thought made Faye want to vomit.

Listen here you TRAMP! Stay away from my man, or so help me God I'll- You'll what? Pop out another baby! You cattle raising skank!

How dare you! Looking like you got attacked by a tiger.

And you look like you just rolled out of bed! I bet your mother had an affair with Mr. Ed!

You Slut! Your mother! Oh you know what! That's it!

Raising her arms up high, she threw a punch to the crazy lady sending her sprawling into a vendor, selling 20th century cotton candy. She was just about to pounce on the woman and beat her senseless when she caught sight of a bounty, talking to… get this, yet another bounty! 2 for 1! She held her hand to the earset and racing off behind the bounties signaled for Jet.

JET!

OWW! Goddamnit Faye not so loud!

Whatever! Listen Jet I've spotted two, and they seem to be aquatinted!

Seriously! I'm on my way!

I'll try to keep up.

Faye… please don't get side tracked with the visitors. I heard the whole scene with you and the old woman.

Yeah, and I heard you and the amazingly large steroid potatoes! Just hurry up over here all right?

Gotcha over and out.

With that, they both started the pursuit of the bounties. Jet had managed to grab a motorcycle from a drunken biker, and took off, with Ed holding tightly to his neck. Faye followed close to the bounties, every once in a while stopping to dance with whoever was available, to keep the bounties from noticing her. The larger of the two bounties peered angrily as Faye tuned her back dancing with the young woman who had been deaf for the past 3 years. Something was up, and he wouldn't be surprised if that pretty little thang was a bounty hunter.

He lowered his long slender neck and whispered something to the other bounty's ear. His dear friend was large, very similar to the Pillsbury doughboy but with pigment in his skin. He was a bright red, and constantly huffing and puffing as he wiped his face with an already wet handkerchief. His smile full of mischief and his eyes small slits above large round cheeks. Jet may have had the right idea, looking at tomatoes. He was buttoned up tight in a nice long black pants suit, which threatened to burst any second. His white shirt was drenched and appeared to be see through. EWW The larger bounty was tall, skinny and lanky, much like Spike. His hair however was cut short to his head, as the brown strands almost tried to force their way out. His face was nicely shaven, and it looked like his arms should have gotten the same treatment. He wore a short sleeved white shirt with his navy suit jacket in arms. His pants hang loosely around his legs in a navy mess, and ended on a tiny note with his small feet. Well… Faye knew she would get no excitement out of him.

The larger bounty nodded to the rounder, and they both made their way to an alleyway, out of the street. Faye had almost cursed herself. Damnit! They saw her. Well, no matter. She was trained by the best, and had survived much worse. Besides, hopefully Spike as looking out for her. After all he was the angel of death. But seeing as how she was talking about Spike, she would probably be joining him in his condo in hell sooner than she thought. She heard the sulfur pit was nice around this time of year with guest appearances from the Devil himself. Sighing deeply, she lifted her gun and went into heavy pursuit.

Jet!

UHN! Oww… Yeah Faye what is it?

They saw me, I'm going after them. I went down the alleyway, at West 24th street. Hurry up all right?

All right, I'm not far away, I'm at… wait… I missed that one.. Ed… what's that sign say, the one behind us?

West 14th street Jet Person! Ed and Jet person have passed West 14th street.

We are at-

Yeah, yeah, I heard West 14th! Listen, just hurry, there is two against little ol' me.

Little ol' you! What the-

Over and out!

With that, Faye lowered her headset and placed it into her pocket. The last thing she needed was for the bounties to see her with it in her ear. It would have destroyed any attempts of lying she could come up with. She tapped her bracelet once, activating a tracking device where Jet could find her, and slowly made her way down the alley. Slipping her hand into her purse, she removed Spike's old gun and held it up as she creeped into the darkness. Hey… what was a dead guy gonna do with a gun? Besides… he would have wanted her to have it. His pride, his joy, his Jericho. That reminds her, she needs to look for his silver lighter… she must have forgotten it somewhere.

Shaking her head, she remembered where she was and why she was there. She moved slowly to the end of the alley. Creeping and pausing every so often. At the end she was greeted by the friendly neighborhood rabid cat, and a dumpster with enough stink to kill and raise from the dead. Covering her nose, She realized she had reached the end of the line. Looking around she saw a ladder. Well, besides the dumpster the only way to go was up, and she would be damned if she went anywhere near that stinkfest. She reached up grabbing the apartment ladder, and then it hit her… she didn't have anything shorts on. So… if Jet were to come up behind her… or anyone else for that matter they would get a bird's eye view of her panties. GREAT! Just GREAT!

Sighing angrily, Faye pulled herself up, and climbed slowly, pushing her dress down every so often as the wind pervertedly blew up. She climbed and climbed until finally she reached the only window that wasn't boarded up. What a magnificent neighborhood this must be. Glad she didn't live on Earth. After falling through the window, and sprawling on hard wooden floor, she picked herself and dusted off her dress. The room was bare and aside from an old ceiling fan, and white walls, held nothing. Lifting her gun, she walked slowly to the door of the room, and into another bare piece of the apartment. Only this time it was a hallway with purple walls, oh goody! Eye candy! Okay… now left or right? She was right-handed so clearly she wanted to go with the right. But Spike was a lefty, so she always had an appeal to left. Okay, well, left it would be then. And next time she would go right. Turning left, she walked and creeped until she came across a room, barren and empty. Great! She should have gone right. Now she remembered how little spike had been a help in real life. What made her think he would be more in the afterlife? She turned to exit the room, and felt a sharp stabbing pain invade her jawline. She felt herself flow through the air, and yet another sharp pain invade her back, and the back of her head. The tall lanky man had been the one to throw the punch, and he darted towards Faye with such a speed she didn't think she could have dodged. That is until the Santa Claus helper tripped on his shoes, and went flying into the bounty, causing them both to land into a heap not more than two inches away. Before either one of them could move, Faye sprung into action, handcuffing them both with handcuffs given to her by Jet. Then taking off her oh so lovely vintage Kenneth Cole stilettos, she whacked each one unconscious as they wouldn't try any funny stuff.

Okay… Jet was another 20 minutes away right? Meaning she would save a lot of time I she managed to get them downstairs. She could carry the lanky no problem... but the large one? Well.. when Jet came he could handle it right? She lifted the tall lanky man on her shoulder, and walking down the exited the room. She passed her favorite hallway and went into the empty room, and began climbing down the window.

I see London I see France!

Faye in mid-climb stopped and looked down to see her favorite father figure staring up her dress.

Faye! What's with the little piggies today? Laundry day already!

Shut the hell up Jet! If you hadn't been wearing mine I wouldn't have to wear these.

Well if you hadn't left so many pairs at various houses Yo-UGH

Suddenly Jet was greeted with the body of the tall lanky man, and angry curses from Faye.

Damnit Faye! I was just joking!

Well, I wasn't. I'm going back for the other bounty. Do me a favor. Push the dumpster over here Jet. Rollie pollie ollie isn't as light as he'd like to think he is.

Rollie, pollie who?

Just do it please!

All right, All right. Ed… watch this dude for me please.

Ed is on it!

With that Faye climbed back through the window, and made her way back to the tiny room with the wonderfully chubby bounty. Okay... now she would need the strength of 100 men to push him. She could do this right? He only ways a little less than Spike's fat head. Hehehe, how she loved that fat head of his though. Ugh did she just say that? All right, she should have not had that rice wine at the jamboree. Back to the task at hand damnit!

Positioning herself behind the man, she began to push him with hr foot, and seemed to be making wonderful progress. Hehehe, maybe he was Rollie Pollie Ollie after all! She managed to push him to the window and before she pushed him she leaned outside and called to Jet.

Ready Jet! This is a large load!

God Faye! Did you have to pick something that stank so much! We'll have to hose him down before we bring him in! Or for that matter, before he boards my ship!

Aww come on Jet, no worse than your feet!

Or your breath!

Arg! Jet!

Heh, all right, all right, just send him down.

Faye stood up and with one swift kick sent the overgrown tomato out the window and landing into the garbage with a loud thud. Standing up, and slapping her hands cleaned, she made her way back into the room, to get her purse. She found it just where she left it. By the cracked wall, with the imprint of the two stooges. There was a third one right? Aww Hell! Just when she thought she would get to go home to a nice hot bath, it occurred to her that she would have to look for the last bounty with Jet. Why couldn't they all be in the same place!

Faye didn't realize her wish came true until a size 8 shoe went slamming itself against her delicate pale cheek. She found herself nearly paralyzed with a man's foot against her face, and no one up to help her. She couldn't call for Jet, and she couldn't move, or he would crush her skull. Damnit! Damnit! Why had she not attended mass? Faye looked up over the boot and the swelling of her cheek, to peer into the eyes of a built handsome looking man.

So we meet, Ms. Valentine! I've been expecting you. My friends have been too, but you were mean and did not greet them kindly, and for that, you shall PAY.

DaDaDUUMMMM. Hehehe. So the action begins? What will Faye do? Where Will Faye go? Where is the Jericho! (heheh that rhymes) But anyways. I'll update soon all right. But the more reviews I get, the more likely I will review earlier! So you guys know what to do! Start clicking those mouses and sending me some loving reviews. Hey, even Flames are welcomed. Just something that lets me know what you guys think, and want out of my fanfic. All right, time to work on some other Fanfic See you! Oh yes, and one more thing. I have another cowboy Bebop fanfic available, but it is in Anime Crossovers. It's about the outlaw star and the Bebop crashing into each other, and eventually going before judge Judy or something. So you guys should check that out too. It's humorous. Well, anyway, See ya later! ----