Fangirls, Snape, Harry and Draco?
A/N...I'm just writing this because the idea came to me after I saw this picture on deviantART...Oh man it was funny...Ok...well just read and tell me what you think...It may be a little graphic at the end but I'll tone it down from what the pic said...lol...Enjoy!
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are all sitting in the Great hall for Study Hall. Harry and Draco are at one table, Ron and 'Mione at another in front of them. About half-way throught the period...Harry and Draco noticed an increase in the giggling from the blasted fangirls sitting farther behind them. And a noticable increase of staring at the two of them...
Harry was thinking to himself, "Maybe they're staring at us trying to figure out which one of us they want to go out with...Yeah that's it..."
"Harry, I doubt that...They'd pick me over you...I have the 'Bad Boy' persona...you are the little 'Underdog Hero'...Duh..." Draco said...grinning at Harry, He knew that comment would get him riled up...
Ok...his thoughts weren't as to himself as he thought..."Bite Me Draco! They'd pick me over you...Your father was a D-E...Mine was killed protecting me...they'll pick me...the poor little parentless Hero..."
"Whatever Potter!"
"Malfoy you can kiss my-"
"That will be enough you twits!" Prof. Snape said as he approached the fangirls...
"Oh hehe...I thought he was talking to us...Hahaha..." Harry and Draco got a good laugh out of this...They had a knack for getting in trouble...Him Draco and Ron. Ok, and Hermione. As they were laughing...They noticed Snape was reading something he had gotten from the fangirls...and that half of the hall was red with laughter...
"What the hell's going on Harry?" Draco asked...
"I don't know...lets listen and see."
Snape had gotten to the end of what the fangirls had written...and it read like this...
" Draco was pinned down to the bed, shivering in anticipation. Harry was poised over him...His hard, throbbing manhood ready to enter Draco...Draco let out a moan of pleasure as Harry entered him..." Snape was still reading but you couldn't hear him over Harry and Draco.
Draco- "JESUS CHRIST! Not again!...Bloody FANGIRLS! They just don't stop do they?"
Harry- "Oh my God...Please tell me they didn't write about me and you AGAIN? Bloody hell, do they not use their eyes...?"
Ron and Hermione had fallen on the floor by now...They were laughing so hard that Ron was redder than his hair, he was about the color of Gryffindor's red...Hermione was well on her way to being Ravenclaw blue if she didn't stop laughing soon. Ron stood up and went over to Draco. Bending over to speak into his ear, Draco busted out laughing at what he said...
"Well, If they think that you and Harry are like that...It'll keep them from getting any ideas about us...We can't have them writing about the things WE do in your bed, now do we?"
A/N---- Whatcha think? Bit different than what I usually write...and I haven't seen like any Draco/Ron Shippers sooooo...I found out that I actually kinda like that pairing...R&R...Tell me if you want me to keep going...