Affirmation: True to Life

Disclaimer: I do not own Savage Garden or YuYu Hakusho.

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Yusuke(Botan)

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Walking into Yusuke's apartment, Botan only shook her head at the mess. The teenager couldn't keep anything clean above "disaster" level. Keiko, Yukina, Satsuki, and Celes followed in, side-stepping unidentifiable blobs on the floor.

"Papa! Unca Kuma! Unca Yusuke! Unca Hiei!" Bounding in, twisting out of her mother's hand, dragging along her reticent and shy twin sister, Celes, Satsuki went over to each of her uncles, hugging her "father", Kuwabara. Yukina's daughters adopted Kuwabara as their father even if Hiei had been rather vehement about it.

"What are you watching?" Keiko asked, finally into her boyfriend's living room. She blinked as she looked at the screen. Her English, though a little poor, translated well as she watched some guy, arms outspread in priestly vestments, talking, bible in hand.

"An evangelist? Are you turning into a bible thumper, Yusuke? Who would've known?" Botan overlooked the couch of boys, most of them shrugged in response. In all truth, this was the only thing that seemed even exciting as Yusuke tried to listen to the strange language spouting out from the priest's mouth.

"Wait until he hits some random cripple with that book of his, woman." Hiei smirked as she watched the man on the TV began rapping some handicapped man's brow. Kurama was reading and Kuwabara was distracted talking to his kids while Yusuke watched and grinned at the action.

"Hey, Botan?" Yusuke called out to the blue-haired pregnant woman causing a growl to come from the ever possessive Hiei. "I've gotta question." The teenager paused to motion for Keiko to sit down, admiring the brown eyes of his girlfriend. Yukimara sat, blushing, turning away from neither embarrassment or anger.

"I've got an answer probably." The ex-ferry woman put the shopping bags she held on a vacant space, saddened to hide the floor since she saw that there was an ounce of clean space. Sitting on the couch arm, beside her husband, she turned to watch the tv man beat some more sense into an obviously blind woman.

"Does Kami, You know, God, endorse these guys or what?"

"No. I believe god does not endorse TV evangelists. They're a really special bunch of loonies, if you ask me." And that was that.

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