Yes, I've been to Mohegan Many times. and it's so crowded, and so pretty. So expect random things to happen. and yes Michelle, I'm putting in your moose! Happy now? Sure you are!
Sabbitical
Chapter Two: Stop The Madness!
"Well, fellows, I'll be taking my leave," The Policeman spoke as the group walked into where the elevators were located. Yuan nodded as the fat policeman left to his car. Michael Jackson looked around then ran to the window where he looked down at all the little people walking around, un protected.
"Yuan, I suggest we leave him here," Kratos guessed. Yuan sharply nodded as they clicked the white button that would make the elevator appear.
"This is just like my base," Yuan noticed as they waited for the elevator. Suddenly Michael Jackson plunged through the glass of the window down, down down, to have some, erm fun?
"That takes care of him," Yuan spoke, relieved.
"The elevator is here," Kratos spoke as he walked into the elevator, Yuan following. The door shut. It was only them in the elevator. Playing in the background was I dream of Genie theme song. Because it's really catchy!
Kratos began to hum along with the theme song. Yuan looked over and scowled.
"What are you doing?" He asked crossing his arms.
"It's really catchy," Kratos replied. Yuan sighed, as the elevator took a long time to go down. They began at the hundredth floor. Every level the elevator would stop to see if anyone wanted to come on. That's one hundred stops. Hell yea. Even though Mohegan Sun isn't that big...
"Yuan, now we're finally alone. Now I can tell something, in private," Kratos spoke glancing over. The theme song suddenly to Jaws theme song. Yuan backed away, very very worried. Too much cheese puffs made Kratos constipated, ok then.
"Yuan you'll never guess," Kratos spoke, dreamy eyes. Yuan, backed against the wall, now afraid of Kratos. Oh great, the steroid effect was coming back.
"We're through," Kratos spoke. Yuan gave a confused look.
"We were never together. How could we be through?" Yuan spoke, utterly confused.
"Good question, I don't know. But there was that one time," Kratos spoke scratching chin. Yuan grinned then scowled, hushing Kratos.
"Wait! That never happened, no one must know," Yuan spoke as he starred at all the readers, reading this bizarre, story, should I even call it a story?
"But wait! You can't go! I never honestly had the chance to hate you!" Yuan bellowed.
"I've become a male order bride!" Kratos spoke. For those who don't know what that means, it means someone who goes online and pays someone to marry them through the mail. Oh dear, poor Kratos.
"You've become a WHAT! You're marrying some hobo when you could have-" he paused. Wait, he thought. I must see who he got a letter from.
"Lemme see the letter," Yuan spoke as he grabbed it. Yuan starred in horror. The man that Kratos was marrying was none other then Yggdrasill!
Speaking of the devil, erm girly man, at the eightieth floor Yggdrasill waltzed in. Wearing pink tux, just the one he wore at the dance party! Evil laughter was heard as the theme turned to Austin Powers.
"That shade does so not your eye liner, or your lipstick, or your eyes, or even you damn underpants!" Kratos spoke. The last line made Yuan shutter. Just like those shutters in those horror movie.
The door opened again and in walked a enormous chocolate moose! Yum, moose! The moose elbowed through everyone.
"Excuse me, I have a wedding to go to," The moose moaned. "Do you know a handsome man named Yggdrasill?" Yuan starred blankly. Handsome? Man was that moose blind!
"Oh! So your Kratas the moose," Yggdrasill squeaked as he jumped on the moose's back and charged out of the elevator yelling.
"Just call me daddy!"
Yuan looked over at Kratos, almost in tears from laughter, but he didn't laugh. He didn't want to laugh, it caused certain problems.
The door opens and Michelle stairs in and screams.
"CONSTIPACTION?" The door shut, leaving the two alone again. They were speechless.
"So that's what happens when you laugh," Kratos spoke grinning.
"So where is my mail order bride?" Kratos whined. He then turned to Yuan. "OH! I forgot to tell you. I have your letter from the mail order bride office!' Kratos squeaked shoving a letter under his nose.
"You what!" Yuan spoke grabbing he letter in disgust.
"What I want to read the letter first!" Kratos yelled grabbing the letter. "I entered you, I have the right to!" Kratos complained.
"Fine, whatever," Yuan spoke, not amused. They were only on level seventy.
"oh Yuie!" Kratos sang. Yuan looked over. Kratos continued, "Good news!"
"What, you're dead?" Yuan asked. Kratos shook his head.
"No Silly, you got the best the mail order bride ever!" Kratos yelled. Yuan looked over, only a hint hopeful.
"Who Colette?" he asked, taking a guess.
"No. Try again," Kratos spoke. Yuan shrugged.
"Sheena?" Yuan asked uneasily. Kratos shook his head.
"Nope, try again," Kratos chimed.
"Lloyd, Mithos, anything, Just freaking tell me!' Yuan yelled clutching his head. In that instant he knew the truth. It was... dun dun dun... KRATOS!
"No $&$(!$!#2!$#$&E$ way" Yuan yelled, cussing all he could. Kratos looked hopeful.
"Hunny, that's not very nice. Would you talk like that in front of our children?" Kratos asked. That just creeped him out. Suddenly the lights dimmed. The elevator had broken down.
"No!" Cried Yuan. "I'm stuck in here with this gay idiot" Yuan whined.
"You mean your future husband," Kratos pointed out. Yuan gave the most disturbed look at Kratos. Yuan completely lost control, which he never ever does.
"How could this possibly happen to me. What did I ever do!" Yuan yelled.
"SAY YOU LOVE ME!" Kratos yelled.
"I will never say it, I will never love you, well except for that one time, but I was um-" Yuan paused. Kratos then pulled out a cheese puff from his pocket.
"Want one?" He asked shoving it in Yuan's face.
"No damnit! I want to get out of this elevator. Don't you understand! We are stuck in an elevator, together," Yuan spoke clenching his teeth.
"I know ain't it great?" Kratos asked eating a cheese puff. Suddenly, Yuan lost in his own little word, started to kick and pry his way out of the elevator, only to find they were stuck between floors.
"Terrific." He muttered.
"I could totally go for a taco right now," Kratos whined. Yuan glanced over, almost lost for words.
"A taco? Remember the last time you had a taco? I had to pull your $$ out of bed and then hand feed you, never doing that again," Yuan shuttered. Oh yes, you have to love the shutters.
"AIIIIIIII!" Suddenly blasting through the elevator was known other than Drew Carey! Yet again.
"Yuan, is that you. That hot sexy Yuan from Yggdrasill's party?" Drew Carey asked, lost for words.
"Back off! He's mine, even if he doesn't want to be, It's legal," Kratos spoke shoving the letter in Drew Carey's face. Drew Carey suddenly unexpected, He ate the letter.
"THANK YOU!" Yuan screeched. Kratos began to kick Drew Carey, oddly. Very oddly. Did I mention oddly?
"No! I love you Yuan," Kratos spoke clinging to Yuan's sleeve. Yuan glared at Kratos. Drew Carey grabbed onto Yuan's other sleeve.
"But I love you more," Drew Carey spoke. Yuan found it great to be fought over my two men but didn't have time to dwell on the thought. He pushed them both off.
"Kratos, get a hold of yourself!" Yuan spoke shaking Kratos. Kratos then began to sing.
"SHAKE IT UP!" Kratos yelled singing Mariah Carey's newest single. Yuan starred blankly at the lost cause.
Just then a Turkish warlord fell through the ceiling.
"They have to get this elevator fixed," Yuan spoke, holding his head. The Turkish warlord then spoke.
"Come to Turkey with me! I will rule you with my gravy! For I am a warlord!" he screeched. Drew Carey looked over stunned.
"Omigosh! Weren't you at the stripping party two levels up?" He asked. Kratos felt his head, he was beginning to feel dizzy. Too many Bud Lights... Too much noise, too much alone time with Yuan.
"Ah shut your damn mouth," Yuan spoke picking up the Turkish warlord and shoving him through a small crack in the floor. How odd was that.
"We have to get out of here," Yuan spoke scrambling into the mash pit just a level above. Kratos sighed and followed.
They walked into the mash, totally surrounded by evil people. Actually not evil, just rock people. Yuan glanced through the crowd then stood there, stunned to death. On stage was Zelos. Zelos stripping to the song I'm Too Sexy.
"Kratos, is that Zelos?" Yuan asked. Kratos gave a swift nod then turned and grinned at him.
"You should go and try also," Kratos said with a wink. Yuan starred blankly at Kratos.
"Nu-uh, not in front of all these people," Yuan spoke. He shook his head. "Ugh, I need a drink, fast," He scampered away to the bar.
A half hour and a dozen drinks later. Ok that is bizarre, well Yuan was on stage with Zelos and Kratos was in his happy place. All I'm going to say. Yep.
After the mash, well whatever you call it, the three, including Zelos, went up for an after party. Well Kratos only tagged along to make sure they didn't fall out a window.
"Dude, you were awesome up there," Zelos spoke leaning against a chair, in pink fuzzy pajamas.
Yuan was now naming all the ice cubes in the freezer. Kratos glanced, now as it could tell, Kratos wasn't on steroids earlier, he was probably drunk. Oh good gosh, he was drinking and driving! Wrong Message! Don't try that at home.
"And I'll name this one Bob," Yuan spoke hugging an ice cube. Kratos glanced over.
"Yuan, give me the ice cube," He commanded. Yuan stuck the ice cube in his mouth and ran around the room.
"This is my bob, Kratos!" Yuan yelled falling on the bed. Zelos grabbed a muffin then ran into the bathroom and started playing with Rubber Duckies. Lots of rubber duckies.
"You know Yuan, I have a very interesting situation here, I have a drunk a hot drunk sexy Yuan sitting in front of me and I am just drunk enough to do something about it"
Author's Note:
Andrea asked me to the last line in. She was like, PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN! IT WOULD BE FUNNY. And I do agree, it is funny :-) wh00t! Oh yea! This is getting weird. So weird, and yes, the next chapter Yuan will acquire a bad gambling and drinking addiction. That's what these casnio's can do to you. And remember, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! Please review.