Merlin's Balls!

Chapter 2:


Harry's POV:

He bid the happy couple goodbye and still wincing, hobbled away from the fireplace muttering foul words under his breath. Why are they taking his side! They are supposed to be MY friends, so it's only logical that they agree with ME! NOT Dumbledore. He sighed, and murmured to himself, "There can't be anything else that can go wrong today."

Hearing a sharp rap on his door, Harry couldn't help but regret his words, for he felt that this daywas in fact going to get worse; he had a bad feeling about that person now knocking so exuberantly at his door.

With a groan, he walked-or-staggered, rather, across the room before swinging the door open. To his rather unpleasant surprise, he saw Colin Creevy standing impatiently before it, a wide grin stretched across his face and the ever-pleasant camera in his hands. "Hi, Harry! What's going on? I just heard the great news! I can't believe you're going to be the Quidditch coach! That's wonderful!"

"Hello, Colin." Harry greeted with another sigh. It was already a long day, and he wasn't sure he could handle a conversation with Colin Creevy to top it off. "Come sit down."

"Golly, thanks, Harry! I'm still absolutely thrilled that you'll be coaching us! We need it something awful! Hey mate, why are you walking like you have a broomstick up your arse? Or did Ginny get you too? Blimey, that girl has been dreamy all week." He shook his head helplessly. "Walking into doors, teachers, walls…Merlin, once she even walked into Dumbledore himself! She's lost it!"

Harry, not liking what was being said about the youngest Weasley, glared at Colin. " I'm sure she has her reasons. I personally wished she'd run into Dumbledore a bit harder. It might have knocked a little sense into the barmy old codger!" He paused for a moment before saying rather curtly, "Colin, I'm feeling a bit tired. I think I need some sleep. I'll see you at practice tomorrow, right?"

Colin, staring at Harry with a rather confused expression on his face, replied slowly, "Right, Harry," and left the room.

Harry ignored the guilty squirm he felt in his stomach. He insulted Ginny. I wouldn't have been so abrupt if he hadn't. But why do I care so much? No… I don't fancy Ginny! Besides, if I did Ron would curse me into oblivion. Or just kill me. No. I don't like her. Can't like her.


Ginny's POV:

In another part of the castle, a fiery redheaded girl was agonizing over the exact same thing. I just can't like him! He's HARRY BLOODY POTTER, for Merlin's sake, the SAVIOR of the wizarding-and muggle-world! He's my brother's best friend, and is practically my brother. Oh, eeew! So I don't consider him my brother, but that doesn't mean everyone else doesn't! Including, most likely, HIM! She groaned loudly, making others in the common room give her a strange glance before turning back to their activities. This was, after all, Ginny Weasley, and they were used to her doing….odd things, truthfully. Today is just not my day, she thought forlornly before stomping upstairs to her bedroom with a scowl, scaring away anyone who would have even thought to follow her.


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