If I have anyone to thank for inspiration on this chapter, it'd be meh beloved buddy. (huggles her) Thanks for helping me come up with random ideas! It helps writing humour when I'm in such a sour mood. You all know what I mean. You think everything is going fine then everything goes wrong. My boyfriend leaves, and none of my friends are in my classes and I'm stuck with the biggest slut and her sidekick in my homeroom. Terrific. Ugh, I hate this. I have mostly guys on my team, and two out of the three guys I liked are on the other team so i think it's a sign to say that I'll get with the one other guy. It scares me, I used to hate him till late last year. Ugh whatever, I want to write humour, it's terrific for a depressed person, lol I kind of think it's funny that I have no friends except one girl on my team. A challenge, a test to see if I can survive. Can mess with fate eh? I'd be stupid to try and mess with fate. I can live with this.

Nall: You're boring everyone with your life story, Katra. Can you just shut the frig up and type the chapter before you drive me insane for the second time today? You play mind games, I swear.

Me: So cruel. You never really care how I feel. Oh! Whatever! I better start before I loose all my ideas, lol! And since this is Sabbatical you can defiently expect loads of humour, odd humour. As before, want the uncensored version? Check my Bio! Hehehe!

Warnings; Spoilers, Some Shonen-Ai, Language, Suggestive Themes. Celeberity Bashing!

"Yuan what's wrong?"

Kratos starred at Yuan curiously. The aqua-haired half-elf was starring, wide eyed at nothing. Well what seemed like nothing. On a table was a bowl, it seemed empty to Kratos, but why would Yuan be afraid of an empty bowl?

"Kratos, there's a seahorse in there!" Yuan warned wagging a finger at the bowl, still sitting on his bed, in fear. Sighing helplessly, Kratos stood up and walked over. Bending over, he buired his face against the glass and saw a tiny seahorse swimming around.

"It's a harmless little seahorse Yuan. It's sort of cute. Reminds me of you," He smirked. Yuan didn't notice this remark from Kratos, but seemed terrifed and leaned back against his pillows, shaking.

"Kratos! I hate seahorses almost as much as pigs! A seahorse bit my (beeeeeep you get the picture, LOL!)" Yuan shrieked burrying his head into his pillow. Raising an eyebrow, Kratos whirled around, stupified.

"A seahorse bit your what! How can a seahorse bite! And why would it bite.. that?" Kratos spoke, stubbornly. His glance went from the seahorse in the bowl then to Yuan who was cowering in fear. Sighing, Kratos walked over to Yuan.

"I'm serious Kratos!" Yuan complainied sadly. All the seraphim could do was laugh incredibly hard. Tears welled in his eyes as he clutched his side, trying not to die from laughter.

"Yuan, I'm sure that seahorse wasn't interested in you," Kratos laughed. Yuan didn't find this funny, and moaned angirily.

"Kratos stop acting like that! It really hurt," He whined once more. Kratos raised his eyebrow and grinned.

"One Sec!" He disappeared in the bathroom for awhile leaving Yuan to stare at the seahorse in the bowl. He could have sworn the seahorse snickered at him and grinned maniacally, but then again, Yuan didn't always see things like other people.

Kratos ran out of the bathroom wearing a seahorse outfit. Twitching a lot, Yuan shrieked at the top of his lungs in fear and twitched.

"Kratos!" He yelled and clutched his pillow tighter. Kratos laughed and then chimed in amusement.

"Yuan, I'm a seahorse!" He laughed, once again clutching his side in laughter. It was moments before Yuan's eyes widened.

"You're not going to bite my (beeeep) are you!" He complainied and burried his face into the pillow. Starring blankly, Kratos laughed and smirked at the halfelf.

"Oh, I'll save that for when I'm drunk," He joked. Yet Yuan took his remark very seriously. Poor guy. Yuan jerked and shouted at Kratos.

"Kratos!" He hissed. Kratos sighed and looked back at the seahorse, still in his outfit.

"I really don't think a seahorse bit you there," He sighed. Just then Drew Carey broke down his door, yet again.

"Kratos! Yuan! There you guys are!" He yelled hugging Kratos tightly. Trying not to laugh his head off, Yuan just snickered as Drew Carey huggled Kratos tightly. Shaking his head, Kratos twitched.

"I thought you wanted to kill us..." Kratos complained as Drew Carey squeezed them tightly. Drew Carey paused for a moment, then smiled at Kratos and began to laugh stupidly.

"Why are you dressed as a seahorse you know Yuan hates them," He spoke leaning against Kratos for support. This creeped Kratos out and he exchanged stern looks with Yuan. Kratos looked back at the celebreity.

"Wait, how did you know Yuan hates seahorses!" Kratos demanded. He was seriously stalking him, and it was starting to freak both seraphims out. Freak them out to the point of no return. Ha ha ha!

"Because Yuan, that wasn't a seahorse that bit your (censored xD) it twas me!"

Yuan shrieked so loudly it broke thousands upon thousands of windows all throughout the casino. Kratos covered his ears as Yuan shrieked in anger and confusion. Drew Carey just kept laughing and laughing. Yuan banged his head against the bed in rage. This vacation was a mistake. A mistake. A stupid idiotic (censored) mistake! Kratos looked over at Yuan who had just finally stopped yelling for his life.

"No no no!" Yuan complainied, almost in tears. Kratos just pondered for a moment then turned to Drew Carey who was petting the bowl which contained the seahorse. How cute!

"Drew! Get the frig out of here and leave us alone!" Kratos hollered angriliy, more in defense for Yuan. How cute x3! Kratos loves Yuan! Kratos loves Yuan! Ok the author shall shut up with her odd notes.

"Aww! But I love you guys!" He spoke as he took out a needle. A very sharp and pointy needle. Kratos' eyes widened as Drew Carey held the needle up in t he air with vegenace.

"What the fuck is that!" Kratos stammered as Drew Carey approached him, eviliy. The lights seemed to dim and his face was glowing like in those horror movie as he held the needle high up in the air. It was such a horror movie. He was grinning and laughing.

"It'll get your drunk and horney," He spoke, jumped up in the air, and ejected the shot into Kratos' arm. Kratos' glance met Yuan's and he sighed.

"This isn't good. Yuan, I'm sorry for anything I might do," Kratos spoke as Drew Carey ran out of the room , picked up the door and slammed it back in position. Yuan just starred at Kratos as he began to twitch oddly. It was many many moments before either Kratos or Yuan spoke. Yuan starred at Kratos, he had magically turned back into his lilac clothes. How convienent.

"Kratos, are you ok?" Yuan spoke, fearing the truth. Twitching his eyes, he waited for a response. Nothing, shrugging he stayed where he was before Kratos began to giggle loudly. Giggle? Kratos? Yuan raised an eyebrow and stayed on his bed, in fear.

"I have superpowers Yuan," Kratos chimed, looking intently at Yuan. His gaze was just starring at him. It worried him but he answered.

"What kind..." Yuan was afraid to ask. Knowing Kratos it'd be meat vision. How odd was that seraphim?

"X-Ray Vision. Hehehe nice (censored! Ha Ha ha!)," Kratos spoke looking down. Yuan gagged in shock and chucked the pillow at Kratos in furry.

"You sick pervert!" He hissed. Kratos suddenely looked extremely sad all of a sudden. Yuan tilted his head and sighed.

"What's wrong Kratos? Is something wrong? Drew Carey didn't mean it. Just calm down," Yuan ranted, trying to make Kratos calm down, knowing what Kratos could do when he got like this.

"Yuan-" Kratos began but was cut off.

"I'll have to kill Drew Carey later. Anwyays you know this will pass. Come on Kratos, is something bothering you? A dream or-" This time it was Yuan who was cut off rudely.

"Yuan! Shut up! I got my period ok!" He yelled covering his face. Yuan twitched.

"That's impossible Kratos. You're a guy..."

"Oh, then it was Zelos.. nevermind"

"Weirdo!" Yuan hissed and ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

He was shaking as he breathed heaviliy. First Drew Carey admiting he had biten him, as odd as it sounded, and now Kratos was a horney bastard. Perfect. Sighing, Yuan looked over at the bathtub. There sat Zelos humming ashe put rubber duckies on the edge of the bath and then made quacking sounds as he smacked them into the water.

"Zelos, what are you doing here again?" Yuan spoke bitterly. At first he was awaiting a response from Zelos but Kratos voice came through the other side of the door, seeming oddly pleased when he talked.

"Zelos is here! Splendid! Then it can be a threesome!" He spoke gleefully. Yuan twitched, and shook his head in confusion. What the frig was going on. That answer would never be answered, seeing Kratos had just then blasted the door to pieces and hugged Yuan tightly. He kissed him and shoved him agtainst the shower.

"Kratos! You drunk jackass!" Yuan spoke shoving Kratos off of him. His neck was now sore from being shoved against the metal part of the built in shower. Poor Yuan. Kratos grinned and then licked his lips. Weird.

"Got some whip cream meh Yuie?" He asked, magically making a door appear and he locked it. Man, can't these people make up their minds on whether they have a door or they don't! I mean come on! You either have a door or not! Ugh!

"Kratos... stop," Yuan spoke. Too late, Kratos had already got undressed (Squeak!) and was approaching Yuan. This moment was incredibly awkward but just got even worse form zelos chiming from his bathtub.

"heh! Round two!" Zelos spoke manically. Yuan twitched and tried to avoid Kratos, trying not to stare at him. Trying, yes he was trying.

"Kratos, why are you acting like this! It sounds like you want to have erm.. cheese with me," Yuan spoke, trying to dart around the subject.

"Does that displease you Yuie," He chimed. Yuan squinted and shivered everytime Kratos called him 'Yuie'.

"I don't like cheese. And we are not having cheese!" Yuan hissed angriliy, still trying not to look at Kratos. No use.

"Yuie! I'm a grown man! I'll have sex anytime I want to!" Kratos yelled. Zelos squeaked from his bathtub and chucked a rubber duckie at Yuan's head.

"Kratos, it's cheese..." He spoke, shuttering from Kratos' choice of words. Zelos could be heard quacking like an idiot in the background, still chucking rubber duckies at Yuan. Sharply turning his head, Yuan glanced at Zelos.

"Stop it!" He hissed. Kratos then wrapped his arms around Yuan. Man did he have a tight grasp. Sucks for Yuan. He he he! Yuan became tense and tried to pull Kratos off of him. No use, yet again. Kratos shoved him in the shower then squeaked as Zelos chucked a can of whip cream at Kratos.

"Thankies Zellieeee!" Kratos chimed, sing song as he turned back to Yuan.

"Agh!" Yuan yelled as he pushed past Kratos and banged on the bathroom door. "Open you freakin door!" He hissed and banged his head against the door. By now Kratos was squirting whip cream all over himself (What a spiffeh visual image x)) and was squirting some at Yuan playfully. Alittle TOO playfully.

"Help!" He yelled and banged his head against the door harder this time. Finally the door thacked open and he ran out into the bathroom and jumped through the window like in one of those action movies.

He was flying down down down. Atleast he was granted an eternal damnation so he wouldn't die. To say the least. Sighing, he leaned back as he fell down to the ground. On his fall, he could have sworn he saw Colette making out with Drew Carey in a room. Shrugging off the disturbing thought, Yuan contiuned to spazz out at his apending doom. Looking down, thinking it was all over, The snapple lady from Celebrity Fit Club came out of no where and caught Yuan.

"Got him!" She yelled. The trainer from the show clapped.

"Terrific! Now the next person must catch the next person to fall out of the hotel," The trainer spoke. Yuan twitched as he jumped out of her arms and began to run to the entrance to the hotel. He had a good reason, Big Bird and Hungry Skunks were after him. They wanted him for dinner. Yummeh!

"Accccck!" Yuan shrieked and ran into the hotel as Big Bird ran through the halls chasing after Yuan until Michael Ross (LOL! You know the raper. Ok maybe you DON'T know, well some people do!) shot Big Bird and laughed manically.

"I hate this..." Yuan spoke shaking. He was in the main hall and the smell of coffee drifted towards him. Atleast some coffee could help. But before he had managed to run to get his coffee, Kratos came out of no where, squeaked and huggled Yuan tightly.

"There you are my sexy Yuie!" He yelled as he squeezed Yuan very tightly. Yuan twitched and looked at the random people pass by. One Asian lady shrieked at the top of her lungs.

"Oi! Gay Men!" She yelled, and ran away in fear. Yuan squinted his eyes, annoyed at the drunk and drugged Kratos. He didn't mind Kratos being mushy when he wasn't drunk, but when he was drunk he knew his feelings were artifical and he never meant what he said. Such a waste.

"Yuie! I want you! Wanna go back up to the room?" He chimed hugging the seraphim tighter. Yuan shook his head then suddenely Kratos ran to the smal Ben And Jerry's ice cream stand in Mohegan Sun. Kratos giggled and Yuan shook his head, confused.

"Yuie, Ben and Jerry are gay and they made ice cream! Let's try making something!" He spoke winking. Yuan twitched and shreiked as Kratos compltely creeped him out. Make what! What the hell did Kratos want to make. That just scared Yuan. Scared him so much.

"Damnit Kratos, I hate when you're like this. I don't want you drunk so much, cause then we can't," He was speaking loudly and many people had stopped to look at him. Growling Yuan flaid his arms in the air.

"What the hell are you all looking at!" Yuan howled as the people scurried away. Yuan sighed then turned to Kratos who was grinning eviliy. Yuan just watched him before Kratos spoke so loudly, everyone could hear.

"I got a seahorse in my boxers. Wanna get it out for me!" Kratos yelled. Everyone in the casino dropped what they were doing, and just starred at the seraphim. Yuan smacked himself, and pretended he didn't even know Kratos. He hummed but Kratos spoke up onced more.

"Yuie guess what! I like my men crispy on the outside, soft in the inside, heh, and on a pole!" He giggled. Yuan twitched as everyone began to ignore this obviously bi man's ouburts. Yuan twitched and buried his head into his hands and muttered.

"Kratos, I hate you," He spoke. Kratos looked over at him.

"What's wrong meh Yuie!" he chimed.

"I saw into my future and it was hideious," he spoke, giving darty looking at Kratos eviliy. Kratos starred blankly, then understood that he meant him. Kratos chimed loudly and hugged Yuan like Yuan did to him so many times before. Kratos then suddenely spoke once more.

'Tornado's are wild, untamed, dangerous, and raw, just like me, hehehe better watch out Yuie!" Kratos spoke licking Yuan's ear. Yes he licked Yuan's ear. He did! Yuan jumped back and ran away from Kratos. So so far away.

"Stay away!" He yelled, wiping off his ear, in rage.

"Yuie! Come Back! I didn't get to get to the good part of da licking!" He chimed, licking his lips. Yuan starred at him and ran faster. He was starring back at Kratos and had banged into a random bench.

"What the," He growled as he rubbed his knee, in pain. Although he knew Drew Carey was behind all this stuff with Kratos, it still burned him inside. Yuan twitched his ear and heard Kratos.

"Oh Yuie! Where art tho! I am feeling ubberly lonely and need some loving from you!" Yuan shuttered as he heard Kratos. Ignoring the pain, he ran for the elvators. He starred at the closed doors for a few seconds, and decided he'd better take the stairs, although he was in such pain. Sighing, he made his way up the stairs.

Entering his room, he locked the doors and locked himself in the bathroom. First he made sure no unwelcomed guests had made residence in his bathroom. Cost was clear, he changed into his awesomely sexy night gown, which was the color of his hair might I add, and walked out in the hotel room and sat down and looked up at the ceiling.

"I hate when Kratos get's like this," He complanied and leaned on his side. What a nusiance it was trying to keep Kratos in check. Such an idiot. It wasn't long before Kratos opened the door, although it was locked and jumped onto the bed on top of Yuan.

"Yuie! There you are! Mesa been looking for you all night!" Kratos chimed as he hugged Yuan tightly. Twitching, Yuan cursed himself for changing into a night gown while Kratos was drunk. Such a bad idea. Such a bad bad bad idea.

"Kratos get off me," Yuan replied bitterly. Kratos tilted his head and grinned.

"Yuie wants to be on top, eh?" He asked, flushed in the cheeks. Squinting his eyes, Yuan bared his teeth angriliy.

"Kratos, just cut it out!" He warned. Too late, Kratos had begun to sing BellyDancer By Akon. Yet another Akon song. When will the agony stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!

"Kratos, I'm not going to do it with you when you're drunk," He spoke as he bit down on his lips and managed to escape Kratos' grasp. Well that was a wasted effort seeing Kratos sprung to his feet and pushed Yuan against a wall. He was better off on the bed. Poor Yuan!

"Yuie is naughty!" Kratos chimed as he licked Yuan's ear, yet again. Was he becoming obessed with Yuan's ear! Does Yuan's ear taste good! Does it! (licks it) Mm Kratos is right!

"Kratos stop," Yuan warned but Kratos licked Yuan's hair. (Might I add it is so damn good. Tastes' like blueberry x)). Yuan hissed but Kratos licked the side of his face then lips then his neck. Yuan twitched.

"Kratos! Stop it now!" He demanded. Nope, no luck. Kratos licked the bathrode, yes he licked Yuan's bathrode, he is drunk and drugged, remember that! Yuan glared and flinched as Kratos huggled Yuan then grinned.

"Heheh Yuie gonna get his well deserved punishment from Dr.LoveTonuge!" He spoke licking Yuan's face and licked his robe, yet again. Dr.Lovetonuge! What the frig did Kratos have in mind. Yuan was obviously frightened to find out and he smacked Kratos upside the head. That must have worked seeing Kratos felt his head.

"You.. smacked me?" He asked, finally not chiming. See Yuan squeaked when he's drunk and Kratos chimes. Just someting about seraphims. Kratos eyed Yuan, who looked awfully displeased.

"Ack! I'm so sorry Yuan! Last thing I remember is Drew Carey shoving a needle at me," Kratos spoke, with his beloved puppy dog eyes. Yuan sighed then looked at Kratos, wanting to tell him everything, but didn't.

"Nah, it's alright. Anyways, glad you'r e back, again," Yuan hissed fixing his bathrode. Kratos nodded but just starred at Yuan as he layed down, almost falling asleep. Jumping out a window and running away from a sex-craved, erm cheese-craved maniac can do that to you.

"Yuan.." He suddenely called out. Yuan cracked open an eye.

"Hmmm?"

"Do you want to.. erm.. contiune?"

"Contiune? I thought you had no memory of what just happened when you were drunk!"

"I wasn't drunk a few minutes ago..."

"You.. you sick bastard!"

"Now Yuan, I woke up from my trance when I started to lick your robe..."

"And you contiuned to!"

"Yea..."

"Kratos, you're a sick pervert.."

"Heh, I liked it."

"What!"

"Yea, I liked it."

"O.O"

"Calm down Yuan."

"So, you're saying you like licking me!"

"Hmm, in a way.."

"Oh fine whatever. Do what you want."

"Lemme guess, you liked it also Yuan?"

"I um..."

"Admit it, Yuan."

"Yes.."

"Then let's contiune!" Kratos spoke cheerfully as Yuan sighed and could only smile back at Kratos.

Author's Note:

These are the times where I wish I was Kratos. man! He got to lick Yuan's ear multiple times and now he gets to lick Yuan! Lucky Bastard! I wish I was Kratos right now! Like I said, I can't write a chapter of Sabbatical without my usual perverted parts. Mwahaha! I hope you liked this chapter. Yea, I added parts I didn't tell you about meh buddy. See See! I can't end a chapter without the usual love scenes! LOL! Man, Yuan's ear must taste good! LOL! Please Review so I actually know who read this!