Can a corpse become a zombie
or
an intermission before Jim's act III adventure
"Phillip..what a weird name" Terry the zombie says
"I know, Phillip the barbarian" Terry and Jim start laughing hysterically
"so when do you think he will make it here to the second level of...ummm...uh..."
"Catacombs" Jim interrupts
"..I was getting to it. Diablo damn it! So when do you think he will get here"
"Honestly Terry, I don't know"
"Are you Arachnids ready to jump him" Terry asks, they just make this weird squealing sound.
"Friggen Arachnids have no brain what so ever do they" Jim says
"So Jim, how did you get promoted to guarding Andarial?"
"Oh..well, bout a day ago I was hanging outside the den of evil and I saw him slaughtering our comrades, but he was low on health and..."
"How did you know that he was low on health?" Terry asks interuptly.
"I used my undead army benefits and bought the health bar eye upgrade, now I see everyones health, gets annoying sometimes, especially when im reading playbo...I mean undead weekly...but anyways I saw his health and decided to use it to my advantage. So i swung at him and killed him, there are a couple of promotees down here, some are just high leveled monsters."
"Wow, I don't know how I got down here!" terry exclaims
"I just woke up in an open coffin." he explains
"shh...he is here" Jim whispers
all the creatures waiting for him jump out and attack him, with in minutes the battle lay clear, PHILLIP DIED! But the army lost some good guys
"Terry!...TERRY!" jim yells
"I'm alive" he yells out
Another zombie walks out of the darkness
"TIM...you got promoted...crap, your hurt!"
Tim finds a health potion on the ground and drinks it "STRAW-BERRY YUUUUM!"
They start talking about the zombies in the movies. "Those guys think they are so cool, running, but they cant talk, HA! There is no way if they bite someone they will turn, do they?" Terry bends over and bites onto the corpse of the barbarian "Look nothing, tasted good though"
Within minutes the corpse stands up
"What the hell! Why am I alive?"
All the zombies start laughing "OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO FUNNY..."
The barb corpse turns his attention towards Terry
"BITCH!" the zombie corpse barb yells and swings his axe at Terry
"WHAT NOW BITCH, YOU HAVE NO HEAD...HA HA HA HA"
"OH SHIT!" Tim and Jim both jump the zombie corpse barb and kill him
"TEEERRYYYYYY, TEEEERRYYY! POR QUE! I mean...WHYYYY!"
They resurrect the corpse of the barb again, just for revenge, this time they hide and let the barb deal with...well...the barb.
The living barb encounters his corpse "What the FU...OH CRAP!" the corpse attacks him, but the living barb manages to kill himself...well his corpse anyways. He picks up his stuff and enters Andarials lair...THE END!
Sorry, I created this chapter lazily, but still, I think its pretty damn funny...R&R if you want me to...later peeps