Hot Fuss
By silkyblackboxers
Disclaimer: I don't own Hermione. I'm fine with that. But when can J.K. give me Draco? Oh yeah… the title of this ficlet "Hot Fuss" came from The Killers' album titled "Hot Fuss" Sorry… I lack creative brain cells when thinking of titles.
This is post Howarts and they've been married for like 6 months (no kids yet). And not related to any of the HP books…
On with the story
Hermione never liked summer. Especially at night. It was always so hot and she always got sticky and sweaty. She hated getting sticky and sweaty when she slept. Or when she was trying to sleep.
Here she was trying to sleep, next to Draco, turning and tossing about cause the trapped part of her body was always getting sweaty. She didn't like that. She didn't have the sheets over her anymore and she wearing this white slip dress-like/lingerie made out of cotton that fell three inches above her knees. She was barely covered, yet still extremely hot.
"I hate summer," she mumbled as not to awake Draco.
But being the light sleeper he is, heard (and felt) what Hermione said (and did). Trying to comfort her, he tried snuggling up to her – twice even. But Hermione only pushed him away.
"Love, what's wrong? You usually like me hugging you when we sleep." He said, sitting up.
"Nothing. I'm just really hot." she said, doing the same.
"Of course you are. You are always hot," Draco teased.
"It's not funny!"
"Babe, I'm trying to make you feel better."
"It's not working though."
"I can see that," he sniggered. "But why hate summer? I love summer. I get to sleep in boxers."
"But you ALWAYS sleep in boxers – even in winter!"
"Ah! But I only in my stock of silky black boxers during the summer."
Sorry! Couldn't resist.
"I hate the summer because I get all sweaty and sticky. I mean sweat isn't too bad but sleeping while sweating? I can't take it!"
"But I like you sweaty, especially in bed," he flashed his infamous smirk.
Then, Draco tried kissing her. He was definitely turned on with… well… everything. Her skimpy nightie, her sweat, this hot night. He wanted it now.
"Draco! I don't need to get any sweatier than I already am!" HErmione pushed him away for the how many-eth time that night.
A very sexually frustrated Draco couldn't take it anymore.
"Alright! That's it! Pack your things!"
"What? Are you kicking me out?"
"No, no, no. Sorry, love. Just pack your things. We're leaving right away."
"Now? Where to?
"Yes, now. Since you despise this heat so much, we will be vacationing the entire summer in our vacation home in the French Alps."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously. Now, babe… pack your things and let's go."
That night, they apparated to the Malfoy Vacation home in the French Alps. And both of them got what they wanted. Hermione didn't feel hot the rest of the summer and let's just say Draco wasn't sexually frustrated any longer.
- End –
A/n: I was feeling really hot and couldn't sleep so… I wrote this. It's weird how humid it can get in the middle of January. Well, that's what happens when you live in the tropics… I hope you enjoyed. Oh and REVIEWS are greatly appreciated wink wink Cookie?