Kuroi Aisu
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Warning: Completely plotless semi angst, humor, and every genre that exists. Even the ones that doesn't.
I thought that this house was one of those houses that looks like hell on the outside, and like a hotel in the inside. But no…it just had to be the same…
Yoh really is an idiot.
But I am wondering…how can a house like this have 7 floors? We walked up to the top floor. "Here, you youngsters must be hungry." The old man said, starling me while bringing plates of…things… "Have something to eat." He placed the food on the bumpy piece of wood that I supposed was a table. I looked up at the old man, with a questioning look. Is this really edible? I turned my head and almost gasped at Yoh with horror. He was totally pigging out on this stuff! I wanted to yell a giant "URUSAI!" at him, but the damn old man is here. Just standing there, with this annoying smiling face.
I might need to throw up before eating the food.
There's something about this guy that I don't like. Not just because of his house and how he survived in it, but… "Are you hungry?" Like hell I am. "No." He smiled again. Damn him! "You should eat up. I'm too poor to cook more then one meal a day." I raised an eyebrow at him. Well…he was doing this for our good, so…I might as well try some. I stared down at the plate of burnt up ashes. Oh, that is the most prettiest thing in the world. I squinted my eyes, cut my breath and took a bite.
I chewed.
My mind was a turmoil. 'Oh my god I can't believe that I'm actually eating this am I going to die a slow and painful death?' I can't believe that I'm thinking of this, but…it actually tasted good. I chewed some more. Mmm…nice. I see that Yoh had already finished, and is snoring right where he ate. Somehow, I cared less about that at the moment. This is really good…probably the best thing I ever ate. If I look down at the food, I wonder, would it turn back into ashes? So I looked down. Haha. How nice. There is nothing there. Had I really ate it all? Oh well. Where had that damned old man gone to? I took this time to think.
…
Okay, maybe not. I'm too tired to think.
Suddenly, a teenager came barging into the house. "What the!" He let out a yelp when he saw us. I rolled my eyes. "Sissy." The boy glared hard at me. "Say it again." As sweetly as I could, I obediently said 'Sissy' again, mocking him. He growled and walked slowly. I grabbed my itako beads. Closer now…Just then, Yoh had to ruin my moment of future torture by popping his head up as if saying, 'RED ALERT!' The teenager looked down at Yoh. "Another one of you kids?" I snorted quite loudly. What was he? Blind? "OUT! Both of you out!" I could feel the anger rising up in my throat. Oh? What's that? It's getting into my fists now… "No." I shot back, however calmly. "We're staying here. That old man was the one who invited us in the first place." "I DON'T CARE! NOW GET OUT!" I didn't move. NO ONE tells me what to do. I looked at Yoh, and my face literally flattened. He doesn't even realize that situation we were in! He's probably dreaming about oranges again…I took a look at the teenager's face. He looked like he could kill. I surpassed a smirk, reaching for my beads. My eyes widened.
It wasn't there.
I frantically looked around. There was a ghost, holding my beads! "Yoh! Wake up, YOH! DAMNIT!" I angrily turned to the teenager. He was a shaman! Well, damn him…I guess I'll just slap him. I walked up to him calmly and raised my hand. He looked frightened for a while. But I was wrong. When my hand went down, he grabbed it, along with my other hand. My eyes widened as he backed me up against an oh-so-conveniently placed window. "I said. Get out." HE WAS GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF THAT WINDOW! It's seven floors high! His leg swung back, ready to kick me out of the window. My eyes slammed shut.
YAY! CLIFFHANGER! I laugh at your pain. KIDDING! I won't be mean to my supporters! IT'S MY DESTINY! Well, not really. I'll be nice and give you a bit more.
Everything seemed to go in slow motion at that time. When I felt the foot coming, I shot open my eyes. No. I'm not going to die. "AHH!" Then, everything returned to its normal speed. I saw a flash of brown with orange, rushing in front of me…then I was knocked to the ground, while the brown and orange thing flew out, looking like it's dragging a body along. The orange part detached from the brown. Everything was going so fast, I didn't know what was happening. All I saw was orange headphones landing at my feet when I heard a sickening crack outside.
Everything was so silent then…I could feel the teenager smirking. "One more to go…" My hair covered my eyes, but my visible lips curved into a sinister smile. "I picked up a good tool…"
It's raining outside.
So…is it okay? Sorry I took so long to update! Well, ja ne for now!