I DON'T OWN FURUBA!
Sorry for the wait! Apparently, I made an infraction. Should "OOCness" have been M? u
Reviewer lovin'!
AirbenderSora: Thankies! -gives you a little paper ball that, when un-balled, reads "HOW TO BE KYO AND SEMI-NORMAL FOR HIM ANYWAY LIST"- I hate writing long chappies too... practice makes perfect, I guess!
Miko-Catlover: -nods- Yup. Yuki can't feel Kyo's pain, though... I WUV LLAMAS! Lynxes too!
aranimanga23: If I don't listen to Mike Pack, he'll unleash a voodoo tornado upon me!
MP: Yup, yup. I've got blackmail!
Me: Male smurfs turn purple when you choke them. Females beat the livin' daylights outta ya. shivers NOT THE NAILS!
MP: He actually tried it. Idiot...
Me: HEY! My psychiatrist says I'm doing better!
Return to Normality
Kyo's POV
Kyo was sitting on the floor surrounded by balled-up pieces of paper. Not drawings, this time. He'd had to give up on those. He'd also had to burn them. Shigure had already obtained one yesterday, it seemed. He kept asking if Kyo would like drawing lessons, as he couldn't exactly tell-
Kyo shoved the annoying dog's voice out of his head. That voice drove him NUTS. It sounded EXACTLY like Miroku's from InuYasha... and it was all too fitting. Kyo had said that to Shiugure once, according to Hatori, who subsequently had to wipe both of their memories.
So what was he doing again?
He read the title of the paper. It said: "HOW TO BE KYO AND SEMI NORMAL FOR HIM ANYWAY LIST." Kyo frowned at the last word. List? Then he remembered- he'd been trying to write a list of things he could to look normal. The title still made no sense, though. He felt sure it needed some punctuation.
He balled that up, too, just for the heck of it. Then, for some crazed reason, he decided to ambush Yuki with it.
He flattened against the wall... and waited...
Yuki's POV
First... there was darkness, nothing. Just... a... stage? That was probably it. Especially because seconds after he thought it, a spotlight lit on the floor.
Then the actors came, somersaulting into the spotlight: an orange rat with red eyes and huge ears, and a gray cat with purple eyes and frikkin' tiny ears. They immediately began wrestling... and ... laughing?
First, the rat gained the lead, giving the cat a noogie, as the cat laughed delightedly. Masochist, thought Yuki. But then the cat rolled over, and began softly batting the rat back and forth... both of them laughing like delighted toddlers. Whaa..?
The cycle went on, the two playfighting, jumping, rolling... doing evertything but being fundamental enemies. They went faster and faster, into a blur of smoke-and-fire fur.
Then the air around Yuki's senses spoke; his own subconscious. And it said:
WHO IS THE CAT? AND WHO THE RAT?
Yuki looked, and could not tell.
Is there a moral to all this? he asked.
The invisible subconcious opened its invisible mouth...
and was interrupted by, BRRRRRRING! BRRRRING!
The ringing continued, ripping the cat... rat... thing to shreds, the blood forming Akito, making that horrible ringing.
Yuki woke up screaming.
Kyo's POV
Why the heck was Yuki screaming?
Yuki's POV
Yuki got dressed, shuddering at the memory of the dream. He couldn't remember much of it... except that the alarm clock had turned it into a nightmare.. mornings are nightmares... alarm clocks are personifications of the kami no shini...
Continuing on that train of thought, Yuki opened the door and took a step into the hallway...
and was immediately assaulted by a paper ball. Kyo, laughing maniacally, ran down the hall.
Yuki picked up the ball and looked at it.
He stood there for about five minutes before the event registered.
Yuki is NOT a morning person.
-The End, says I!-
Me: I'm proud of myself! It's niiice and lonnng.
MP: -barfs in the corner-
Me: Oh, come ON!
MP: Not even all that long.
Me: Well, it's long-er!