WORSHIP ME EVEN IF THIS WAS AN UNGODLY WAIT!-goes muahaha upon seeing zombie reviewer hordes-
MP: -snaps fingers-
Me: Aw, SH¹-gets run over by hordes of giant zombified radioactive koala pirates!-
Hordes of zombie-reviewers: RUN AWAY! (run away! run away!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket. Nor do I own Monty Python.
Koala Hordes: Hey, I thought we ran over him already!
Me: -screams like a little girl-
MP: You chauvinist PIG!
Monty Python Cast: GET ON WITH IT!
Awakening, Chapter 5
MP: Hey, what about the reviewer worship?
Me: Oh, yeeeaaaahhhh!
REVIEWAH WORSHIP!
half-demon628: Can I call you Hanyou? Have a paper ball!
Miko-Catlover: MC, DAHLING! Always wanted to say that. Anyway. I would love it if someone would give me a surgeon general's warning saying: "Taking this fanfic with food may result in blockage of the windpipe, hypo-oxygenic reaction, and loss of consciousness. Side effects may include seizures of the diaphragm, resulting in loud, repetitive outbursts of air." Hint, hint...
MP: You're forgetting something...
Me: Oh, yeah! Have YET ANOTHER paper ball!
Yuki-and-kyo-are-hot: Nice username. You're the second person to mention mornings... could there be a CONNECTION! Anyway, Tohru's not so bad... besides, her viewpoint could be useful. One abstains, one says yea, and one says nea. I break the tie!.. We shall have her viewpoint. Have a paper ball!
SesshyGirlFluffy: You're already dead. Aren't you. Have a paper ball anyway.
XO'MagickMoon'OX: The Kami (Mekami?) no Shonenai LIKES MY FIC! -dies of happiness-
MP: Okay, now you can start.
Me: Yes, sir...
Awakening Chapter 5
Shigure's POV
"Lalalalalaaaaaaaa!" Shigure sang, skipping along the path. Upon seeing Yuki, he stopped.
"Konnichi wa, Yun-Yun!"
Yuki sighed. "Don't you start!"
"Start what, Yun-Yun-chibi-chan-suke?"
"THAT," Yuki hissed.
"Aren't you a little young to know about THAT?"
"Never mind..."
Shigure suddenly brightened. "Oh, that reminds me!"
There was a pause.
Yuki sighed, and took the bait. "Reminds you of what?"
Shigure was suddenly all seriousness. "Have you noticed anything... strange about Kyo-kun lately?"
Rather more flustered by this question than he would care to admit, Yuki stammered out, "Uh, well, no... I mean yes!"
Shigure made a mental note of Yuki's... ahem... unusual behavior.
He then immediately became all hyper again. "SO HAVE I!"
Lowering down to a whisper, he confided.. uh... confidentially, "I think he's sick."
Which, technically, wasn't a lie. It would be more specific to say he thought Kyo was lovesick, but he wasn't going to do that.
"Lalalalalaaaaaa..."
Yuki watched him skip off.
Forget drunk. Shigure was on crack today...
-a-b-c-d-
Shigure, of course, had it figured out. Kyo was madly in love with Yuki, and Yuki was beginning to be. But not fast enough. gotta speed it up... gotta have a plan...
A PLAN! Shigure's eyes lit up... then started glittering...
An hour later...
Shigure looked over his plan. It was a good plan. Make that brilliant. A brilliant, beautiful plan. Admittedly, he had forgotten its purpose five minutes into it, but it was nonetheless a good plan.
Commence Phase One...
Kyo's POV
Kyo sat on the bed, beginning to prepare himself for sleep. It had been a long, stressful day. Between the ooc-ness and walking out in public with ramen on his head...
and don't forget the lightbulb factory...
Kyo began trembling and rocking back and forthe. Actually, maybe it would be better if he DID forget about that...
He lay down on his bed and began his calming breathing. Sleep was mere seconds away.
Then...
A figure lowered itself in front of the window. Before Kyo could do more than gasp, the figure spoke.
"Yuki knows something's up!"
Kyo jumped up and ran to the window, to find nothing but a drawing of a dog next to a jellyfish... signed...
"Ihcterug?"
Kyo stopped.
Then screamed, "SHIIIIIIII-GUUUUUUU-REEEEEEEE!"
-The end has come forth from the startside of time!-
A/n Heheh... sorry for being late?
MP: -murders author repeatedly- YOU IDIOT!
Me: Ehehe... well... hope you like it...
Footnote 1: I was going to say "Shenanigans," if you must know.,