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Now it is time for reviewah worship!
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MP: Loser. ¬¬
Me:Anyway...
half-demon628: -hands you another one- You're the third person to ask about phase three. Did you know that the numbers in your username are in the right order for an equation? half-demon6(+)2()8.
MP: ‥
Miko-Catlover: NOT THE YOGUHRT!
Black Water-Fox: And to that I have one thing to say:
REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
MP: You're forgetting something.
Me: Oh yeah! -gives a paper ball to MC Daaaaahling and B Dubba Effanzi!-
MP: u¬¬
flyingdaggers:-turns into burned out rocker from the 70's- Totally, man. Tea is like... like... so intense, man.
MP: That's creepy.
Me: Hey, man, creepy like the hordes of crazed fangirls that follow me wherever I go?
MP: WHAT fangirls? You're seeing things!
Crazed Fangirls: -squeals and grabs Mike Pack-
Me: Hey! You! Yah, the crazed fangirl that just grabbed my muse! You're like, totally not real!
Megami-samaaaaa! I hereby grant you the title of MFR, or Most Favored Reviewer! But I thought the Tohru-Momiji pairing was obvious! Y'see, what should happen at the end of t he series- wait, that's gonna be a fanfic. You'll just have to wait to find out about it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, and she reminded me about the G. When there's a prefix to Kami, the 'k' becomes a 'g.' Thankies!
Awakening, Chapter 7
Shigure's POV
"I'LL get the tea, my fair, blushing maiden!" I cried gallantly.
The tactic worked. Yuki and Kyo didn't even consider the possibility of my playing a prank.
It was a good thing they were so preoccupied, too, because Tohru shot me a look I had last seen on Akito, the kind of look that had anger so tangible in it that you could actually hear the thought of the owner. This one said: Hands off, you little sunnuvatable, before I beat you the long way round to California.
Then she smiled and said, "Thank you, Shigure! You're so nice!"
Thoroughly unnerved, I stumbled over to the teapot.
Time to put Phase Three into action.
Kyo's POV
That EVIL little mutt...
Always making moves on Tohru... who's, oh, lessee, TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN HE IS?
Shigure brought the tea in. I noticed it was a little off-color before I drank it down in one gulp.
It all got kinda fuzzy after that...
Tohru's POV
Now time to figure out what Shigure's next prank would be. I carefully avoided drinking the tea and noted interestedly that Kyo downed it all in one gulp. The whole dose of whatever-it-is all at once?
The tea was visibly off. Yuki had noticed too, and was slowly turning to glare at Shigure, who was staring blissfully at the depths of his own twisted imagination.
In the meantime, Kyo meowed. Or, more accurately,
"MiaOWoraULyaN!"
I snapped to look at Kyo, and he wasn't there. In fact, he was on the wall behind me.
He started to bounce off the walls, "MiaOWoraULyaN!"ing all the way.
Shigure started to laugh evilly, and Yuki sniffed his tea.
The hair on the back of his neck stood up.
"There... is CATNIP... in this TEA.. you poured... SHIGURE...!"
Shigure AND Tohru's POV
Note to self: How does Yuki know what catnip smells like?
Tohru's POV
Shigure sweatdropped. "Eheh... a simple accident?"
While no-one was watching me, I turned to watch Kyo. Yes, perfect. His arc towards the ceiling happened to be on the exact same horizontal as Kyo.
With all attention focused elsewhere, I tripped Kyo up in midair.
Kyo's POV
Blur, Speed. Sudden pain in ankle! Ratboy's face coming closer in the blur...
Wait. I was headed towards Yuki?
That snapped me out of it. My vision cleared just in time to see the widening whites of Yuki's eyes...
Shigure's POV
Kyo plowed into Yuki, and they slammed into the carpet, Kyo on top of Yuki.
They lay there for a second, stunned.
Then, a few seconds more.
Another few.
Several seconds too long for just being stunned...
Score.
Tohru turned to me and smirked. My eyes widened.
"Who are you and what have you done with Tohru?"
Yuki's POV
I plowed into the carpet, and hit my head. The world filled with little grey-brown patterns, and for a moment, all there was was a warm weight on my stomach. So comfortable...
My vision began to clear, and I saw that the weight was Kyo. Warm Kyo, nice Kyo...
I began to smile gently. He smelled good. And he was blushing.
Blushing...
I sat straight up. "What just happened?"
I pretended to have a headache. "owww... ow ow ow!"
Kyo started. "You okay?"
Irritated, and wanting to shake off those... stunned, crazed thoughts, obviously the impact had messed with my head, I replied, "Why do you care?"
There was a single moment of hurt in his eyes, replaced by the comfortable, familiar anger...
Whoa. Someone evidently had taken a hit of "shaken, not stirred" to his head.
Kyo's POV
"Why do you care?"
That hurt. I hid that away quickly, and shouted, "Because if you're NOT, I won!"\
Yuki snarled, and punched me right where my eyebrow met my nose.
Mister eyebrow, meet Mister Nose. Hi! Say, here comes Mister Fist! Hello, Mister Fist! I thought woozily as I flew at the wall.
"You will never win, you stupid CAT!" he screamed, absolutely furious.
Somewhat ticked myself, I couldn't help snapping, "Win in what?"
Shigure's POV
That certainly raises an eyebrow.
"Now now, boys, please stop flirting!"
Tohru shot me a dirty look. She was scaaaaary nowadays. But Yuki and Kyo didn't notice.
"We-WE ARE NOT FLIRTING!"
Group stutter. And they're both blushing.
Heheh. After Stage Four, they would be like putty in his hands with Tohur on his side.
She was on his side..
...right?
-Hur hur hur... me hit you on head wif end-
MP: -runs out of the bushes missing half his fur- Your imaginery fangirls are EVIL! -starts shaking-
Me: And crazed. Don't forget crazed.
Evil Crazed Fangirls: WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
Me: Muahahahahahahahahah! -teleports away-
Dirtector: CUT!