I WROTE MY VERSION OF THE END OF THE SERIES!

I had a lot of fun writing it, too.

MP: Note to readers: 'I had a lot of fun writing it" is code for "IT'S MASSIVELY DISTURBING!"

Me: It's not disturbing! Unless you think Ayame DJ-ing a party is disturbing.

The Mob Of Rabid Fangirls That Used To Be Creeping Up Behind Me: DISTURBING IMAGES DISTURBING IMAGES DISTURBING IMAGES!

Me: u¬.¬ It's not THAT bad...

I DON'T OWN FURUBA! I DON'T OWN FURUBA! I DON'T OWN FURUBA!

MP:... Care to explain why you said it three times?

Me: -looks sheepish- to make up for the two chapters I didn't say it...

MP: BAD DOG.

Me: Yes sir...

SHRINE TO REVIEWAHS!

Black Water-Fox: Dude. Jellybeans. For BREAKFAST. It's time to admit you have a problem. -sends in a seeker paper ball that destroys all the jellybeans in yo9ur house- MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Half-demon628: Tohru is on the side that makes Kyo and Yuki fall madly in love, and so is Shigure. They have the same secret headquarters, but they're in opposite corners on the treehouse. And they're shooting at each other. HAve a paper ball... AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH!

Miko-Catlover: MC DAHLING! You are far too kind, too kind! Seriously. There are funnier things. I've read them. But, if you want something I think is absolutely hilarious, READ THE FIRST SENTENCE! -pokes up- -throws a paper ball at you while you're looking up-

)Megami-samaaa!(: I like Tohru better as a scheming mastermind as well! lol. But Yuki does not think clearly when he's sleepy or stunned. He can't hide like that. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Awakening, Chapter 8

Yuki's POV

Uhhgh... Shigure was a JERK! Between the wallpaper when he woke up and the... he shuddered at the memory of the smell... the CATNIP in the tea...

These last few days had been like bathing in lava. He had a feeling that every single one of them was trying to torture his mind.

Torture... Nuh-uh. Don't think about that. Definitely don't. Don't think of Akito either.

A dark memory unfolded from the depths of his soul...

"YUKI-KUUUUUUN!"

His fangirls appeared out of nowhere all around him and began...

to GIGGLE.

I'd rather get all depressed about dark memories if it's all the same to you, thought Yuki without a trace of humor.

The head one opened her mouth...

Kyo's POV

And a paper ball zoomed over Yuki's head, making his hair all messy, bounced off the head's head, ricocheted around the group, knocking out all of them, and landed gently on the Prince's head!

At least, that was what it was supposed to do. In reality, it bounced off the Princes head and landed in the head girl's mouth. As she fell over screaming, she spat out the paper ball, and it landed on Yuki's face.

There was a group gasp.

Time to run!

Yuki's POV

THWAT.

All of the fangirls gasped in horror as the paper ball slid down my face.

I whipped around to see an orange head hurriedly turning a corner. Grabbing the paper ball, I ran after it. That stupid CAT!

"GET BACK HERE YOU RETARD!" I screamed.

He kept running, apparently terrified.

He looked over his shoulder. And I saw an opportunity...

Kyo's POV

I looked over my shoulder. He was still chasing me! Ohmigod omiGAWD...

And I got hit between the eyes by the paper ball.

Carried by momentum, I stubled forward and...

crashed into Mayu-sensei.

Oh

My

G

O

D

I fell to the ground on top of her.

Boy, was I going to get it.

Shigure's POV

That day, Kyo came home with a bandage on his head and between his eyes.

"What happened?"

Tohru looked worried. "He crashed into Mayu-sensei!"

Shigure smirked. "Good work, Kyo m'boy."

"Oh, shut UP!"

Then Yuki came in, looking smug. "That's what you get for running through the halls like a madman."

"I think you mean, for having bad aim."

Yuki stood stock still for a moent, with a startled look one his face.

Interesting...

Yuki's POV

Kyo was supposed to yell at me. Not... not banter back. He was really acting oddly lately.

Then again, so had I...

-e-f-g-h-

I came back downstairs for supper. Tohru smiled at me.

"Hello, Yuki! Do you have a lot of homework?"

I nodded. "AP Literature is torture..."

"What are you reading?"

That was KYO...

"Why do you care?" I snapped, a tad less certainly than usual.

Kyo said, a little uncertainly, "No... reason..."

Tohru and Shigure's POV

Well, that was interesting...

Kyo's POV

I wandered over next to the table, next to Tohru, who was next to Yuki, which was the closest thing I could get to him without a wall between us.

And somewhere on the edge of my conciousness, I noticed a.. clicking sound...

Shigure's POV

Kyo wandered over next to Tohru. Good. Kyo and Yuki were in approximately the right spot. Time for Stage Four...

Tohru's POV

Shigure pulled a remote control out of his pocket as Kyo moved next to me. Not good.

I said, "I should get some more tea," and moved between Kyo and the wall out of instinct...

What the pie saw

It was comfortable here behind the wall, being held by some sort of hand on a robot arm. Nice and quiet. But then there was that... clicking sound, and the wall opened up, and there was light...

Shigure's POV

I saw Tohru move between the wall and Kyo, and gasped.

But it had started. The wall opened up, and out came the pies...

S

-P-

L

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T

-!

I screamed, "TOHRU!"

as Kyo screamed, "YUKI!"

There was a silence, as Yuki picked himself up and stared at Kyo.

There was more silence, as Kyo blushed madly...

I cleared my throat.

"Well! That was awkward. Oh well, que sera sera..."

"SHUT UP."

-dnE ehT-

Me: That was mediocre.

MP: It did have its funny bits.

Me: Thank you!

MP: The paper ball thing isn't really advancing the plot well, though...

Me: You're right, I gue- Did you just give me some constructive criticism?
MP: -blushes- Well, I decided I wasn't really doing my job as a muse...

Me: -huggles him- You're a cute little koala!

MP: )erk( -voodoo lightning begins to form-

Me: EEP! -lets go-