Dear Diary
The proffesser says that i'm not going to BHS anymore! I'm getting school at home by him, Miss Monro and Mr McCoy! I'm way happy! It means i get shorter days, lies in and i don't have to deal with all the gossips at school! I am happy but i will miss BHS but one of the main reasons i wanted to go was to see Lance but now he comes over every night then thats ok! I'm actually getting used to the baby! Sure it still annoys me to hell when it crys or pukes but it is kinda cute...I think i caught Sue trying to feed it battery acid...either that or jucie...i'll go with the first opption considering its the wicked witch of hair die! I'm suprised i don't go into the bathroom and hear her cackeling whilst dying her hair blond again. She has just come into the rec room and now its only me and her. No one else is hear.
Her-What are you doing kitty?(in that oh so annoying voice of hers that makes me want to punch her.
Me-writing and watching over Frankie why?
Her-Just wondering where her dad is.
(probaly in a swamp somewhere)
Me-At the brotherhood house.
Her-You mean Lance doesn't live hear?
Me-Yeh he lives with the enemy i have to go take Frankie for a walk now so goodbye
Ok so now i'm in the park sitting with Frankie in a buggy next to me which i'm rocking back and forth with my foot. I'm getting such idiotic glances! Like 'oh theres that Pryde girl and when did she get pregnante! That Alvers boy must have corupted her!' or 'my my my mother so younge that's terribal!'. I'm gonna have some fun!
Hahaha that
was the best EVER! I picked up Frankie and held her lovingly whilst
cooing about how pretty she was and how lucky i was to have her. I then
saw Lance walking threw the park and waved him over. I think he was
shocked to see me being affectionate to Frankie i mean i haven't been
overly extatic to the little brat but hay i can be kind! I explained to
him that i was giving the good folk a show. He nodded and took Frankie
from me and we sat cooing her together which caused more stares. What
do you know! The little brat is useful for something. Pissing off the
locals! Go Frankie! Lance is holding her and trying to look over my
shoulder...GO AWAY YOU SNOOPER! i stuck my tounge out at him and he
tryed to bite it! The cheek!
love
Kitty Pryde
xoxoxox
Wedensday week one 4:30 AM
Dear Diary
Today
was my last day of Bayville high and everyone was giving me weird
looks. The word has got out! I am now officially the slut of Bayville!
Go me! Well today i was in German with Rogue and my teacher Herr Kamyer
was, as usual, rambling on about the Kock family going on one of there
endless camping trips. Keeping in mind Koch is pronounced 'Cock' and also keeping in
mind that they are the family that star in our German text books you
must ask yourself this: What sadist decided to feature a family called
Kock in out texbooks? They know that they are going to be read by out
by the naff and the sad (German teachers) to a load of giggling and
hysterical girls and boys obsessed with sex and rudey-dudeyness. The
family could have been called anything couldn't they? Schwartz or
Schmidt, for instance, but oh no, it had to be the Kocks and their spangleferkels, How many sausages can one family eat? In the Kocks' case the answer is A LOT!
So since it was my last day and i was in a perticularly happy and
annoying mood i raised my hand also because i am sehr intrested in the
Kocks.
Herr Kamyer said, "Ja, Kitty?"
I said. "Herr
Kamyer, did all the Kocks go camping or was it just the little ones and
the big Kocks stayed behind? Or was it a mixture of little and big
Kocks that came out?"
The class was in uproar. It was very funny! Herr Kamyer was, as usual, completely bewildered. He said "Vat is so funny about the Kocks? Do you not have Kocks in America?"
Oh happy days!
As
me and Rogue lolloped off i said, "German is such a restful and amusing
language isn't it? Incomprehensible, obviously. As, indeed, are the
lederhosen that the Germans go yodelling in!"
Rogue was in Rogueland and said. "You think the sound of music is what Germany is like don't you? That's why you always rave on about singing nuns and yodelling."
"Well, the Sound of music
is, ofcourse, a documenterary-style film. You can't argue with the
facts, and i do know what i'm talking about 'cause Jamie made me watch
it 12 times."
"It was set in Austria."
"Yes...and?"
"Last term you said that Germans were obsessed with goats and cheese."
"Yes...and?"
"That was because you had read Heidi and was set in Switzerland."
"Roguey-Rogue-Rogue, what in the name of Beelzebub;s stamp collection are you going on about?"
"You are crap at geography."
Oh
rave on gothic nitwit, live your life in lies about Switzerland and
Austria!(Not that i said that because i am playing on training her to
be my nanny even though she will probably kill the baby.)
Well i must go because i am as busy as two very busy thingys!
love
Kitty Pryde
xoxoxox
Oh joy of joys another chapter had gone by! Hom-hum pigs bum! Please R&R asap!