I Cry When Angels Deserve To Die

by Rockefeller McMillion III

What happens when Harry and Draco discover a lost tome hidden away in the library. Voldemort may be a problem, but now they need to put aside their differences and conquer this new evil. Slash Draco Angst... Can Harry save Draco in time?

I Cry When Angels Deserve To DIE

INTRODUCTION

It was the first day at Hogwarst and ot everyones surprise out of no where came in Kanye West and he totally came in and said hey guys I am a wizard too becahse I was one of the founding people that started the houses and then I left to become a hip hop star or jesus or both, but I failed at that so I came back because you need to know about the house of hiphopicus that I started and the magicks that we practice. Harry totally popped 50 boners at this anad he said "OMG I wanna be in the hgisp hops house so then he joined. Later when he joined the house it turned out that Draco wanted some new clothes so Kanye got Xzibit to totally buy him som killer threads and then they went out into the town in order to go to look cool because Draco said that Harry is the one that the other people look at because he has the wizard stuff going and now that he is in the house of the hip hop start that they all want to be in it with them. So then the next day Kanye said hey guys lets start a rock band and we can be in a concert and make them all think that we are cool. So they started a rock band called the Wizards thast Rock so much that rocks themselves are scared to rock next to them. The next day they started practicing and when they practiced they had so much stuff to practice that not even magic themselves could help them. THEN DUMBLEDORE TOTALLY PULLED OUT A GUITAR AND WAILED ON IT FOR 5 DAYS STARIGHT!11 So tyhy all said that Dumbledore should be the guitarist which made harry mad so harry went to go talk to Snape and snape taught harry how to play the kongo drums and then they started a jazz quintet and totally put on a concert and made everyone made at Kanye because knaye didn't hasbve harry in his band because of all the stuff that happened so the next day the wizards said that no more bands are allowed and then they started a new club called the feel gooes and then the stuff that goeoss… Wait, I forgot to tell you that Kanye west is also a giant robot because they used magic to make him like that and then the Gundam piolets came and they pioleted him to fiught agains the wizards and this started the great wizard robot war for all time. It was then when VIN DIESAL showed up and trhne things got really interesting.

Arthers note: Please review this because my mom sasd that it was a good story.