The
Secret Diary of Severus Snape, based during the events of Harry
Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Dumbledore hired new Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, was
hoping plague of locusts had wiped out all the outside
candidates…maybe not sending the advert to the Daily Prophet for
Dumbledore would have been a better idea. New teacher is Lupin, also
a Werewolf…git…told Dumbledore hiring him was a bad idea, after
all he could try to kill me again and we can't have 'St. Potter'
being put in any danger. Started sending howlers to Lupin. Dumbledore
says I'm over reacting…I stole his sherbet lemons out of spite.
- Black escaped from Azkaban…git…I just know he's coming back to make my life even more miserable by joining forces with 'St. Potter'…or make my life better by killing 'St. Potter'…there's probably some down side to it that I can't see. Planned first potions lesson for Gryffindor 3rd years…have got Longbottom a trick stool so every time I get bored I will make him fall on his fat arse. Note to self: Must ask Sorting Hat why am in Slytherin and not Gryffindor.
- Had nightmare that Black and Potter were after me. Decided I should get Potter a trick stool too. Saw advert for killer white rabbit maybe get one for Potter instead. Dumbledore will expect the full cooperation of staff in keeping all students, especially 'St. Potter' will have to send rabbit back or give to Longbottom.
- Got strange package looks like one gave Longbottom, except package is mostly red…maybe send to Dumbledore as birthday present. Lost Quidditch Cup to Gryffindor today…'St. Potter's' fault again, now owe McGonagall 3 Galleons…stupid Scottish Hag, maybe should have sent Malfoy and Flint on sabotage mission. Black keeps breaking into castle…maybe should start setting rattraps for him…
- Saved 'St. Potter'
from Black and Lupin, forgot to take his potion and I caught him
trying to murder Potter, Weasley and Granger with Black, tried to
tell me some tosh about Pettigrew still being alive, pfft like I was
going to fall for that, how stupid does he think I am? Stupid
children knocked me out…must remember to get more killer rabbits;
Lupin turned into Werewolf, Black and Potter nearly got soul's
sucked out by Dementors, found them both unconscious, will make up
story of how I heroically saved them. Couldn't think of story so
just told the truth…stupid truth and stupid imagination. Fudge
saying going to get Order of Merlin for Black's capture…Go Me!
Dumbledore obviously jealous…somehow got 'St. Potter' to ruin
it for me by letting Black escape. Am going to dungeons to sulk for a
while.
- Lupin leaving, best thing to happen all things
considered…well St. Potter could have fallen down the stairs, but I
can always dream. So happy the Werewolf is leaving was dancing a jig
in my office. Lupin saw me and the filthy beast had the gaul to
mention Black and my Order of Merlin. Going to eat sherbet lemons and
pick on Longbottom during potions…if it weren't the end of the
year…ah well I will brew this hatred and take it out on St Potter
as well next year…going to Transylvania for the holiday…GO ME!