Disclaimer: Do I really look like Takahashi-sama? ... . . I didn't think so. So no I DON"T own Inuyasha (except in bed, lol)
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Chapter 6: Kagome... An Alcoholic!
Kagome yawned as she sat up, rubbing at her eyes. She gasped and her eyes jolted open as she felt lips connest with hers. She relaxed instantly as she noticed that it was only Inuyasha. He broke away, reluctantly.
"Morning, love." He said with a wink. "Have a good sleep?" He asked with a twinkle in his eye.
"Yep!" She said with a smile.
"That's good. Considering you've been asleep for three days." Inuyasha stated.
"Th-th-three DAYS!"
"You really need to learn how to hold your liquor, Kag." He said with a smirk.
"Oh... really...?" Kagome asked as her eye started to twitch and she glared at him. "Is that a challenge I hear, Inu-chan?"
"Damn straight, Kag." Inuyasha pulled out a bottle of Sake. "Start off with this, you'll get more later, if you can handle it..." He said, with challenge apparent in his eyes. "Bet ya you won't be sober after that one."
"You're on! Gimme that damn bottle!" Kagome shouted as she yanked the bottle out of his hands.
"It begins..." Myoga stated, unnoticed to the mischief-filled Kagome and Inuyasha. In the corner of the room, he pulled out a kettle full of blood. "This shall be... interesting... indeed..." He said as he sweatdropped.
-With Sango and Miroku-
"Kagome-chan has been asleep for a long time now..." Sango said, obviously worried for her best friend.
"Yes she has, but she will be fine, love. Inuyasha is with her, is he not?"
"Yes...but..."
"Then she will be absolutely fine."
"Oh all right."
"Now... may we start on number three?" Miroku asked, wiggling his eyebrows.
Sango giggled. "Sure." And they kissed.
-back with Inu and Kag-
"CHUG,CHUG,CHUG!" Inuyasha chanted to a half-naked Kagome, who was chugging her tenth bottle of sake.
"She? I shold joo I vood vandle my viqour... hiccup..."
Inuyasha chuckled. "Yes you did, now I think that's enough for today." He said, plucking the eleventh bottle from her hands.
"Oh, all right..." She grumbled out. Inuyasha smirked, then brought her in for a kiss. Kagome smiled, and snuggled with her mate.
-Now we've all been wondering where the kids are haven't we? lol-
"What's his problem?" Jun asked, sweat dropping.
"Who knows..." Jin replied. Shippo just rolled around on the ground laughing. Yasha was standing up in a tree, kind of bouncing up and down on a branch, while pointing every which way.
"HEARTS, STARS, HORSESHOES! CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS! POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND THE RED BALLOONS!" (A/n: If I got that wrong, sorry, it's been a long time since I heard that commercial, lol -) Yasha sang, more like shouted, rather crappily. Jun sighed and shook her head. She stood up to leave. "AHHHHHHH! THEY'RE AFTER MY POT OF GOLD! I WON'T LET YOU HAVE IT! RAWR! DIE YOU GOLD STEALING BASTARDS!" Yasha jumped out of the tree, and started to charge at the group.
"Oh... SHIT! RUN!" Jin yelled. They took off running.
(A/n: Yeah, I know, they're 5 and 6 years old, and however old Shippo is. And that they're swearing. But Inuyasha DOES have a bad mouth. And it does serve its purpose. lol. Inuyasha's gonna be in for it later...)
"Split up! He should only be able to follow one person at a time then." Shippo called out. "Try to get him to follow me!"
"Right!" They filed into single file with Shippo in the back. Then Jin went left and Jun went right, leaving Yasha to chase Shippo through the village streets. He chased after him until they reached the edge of the village, and then Yasha jumped up and tackled Shippo. They laughed as they rolled down a hill and into a field of flowers.
"Man that was awesome! We totally fooled them!" Yasha said as he high-fived Shippo.
"Oh yeah! They looked like they were gonna pee in their pants!" Shippo agreed.
"Who was gonna pee in their pants now?"
Shippo and Yasha gulped and turned around…
- Two minutes ago with Jun and Jin -
Jun and Jin met up with each other about halfway through the village streets. They stopped running and conjured up a plan.
"This'll show them to mess with us!" Jin declared.
"Yeah! They thought they had fooled us, but we'll show them!" Jun laughed, and they started getting their supplies in order, while taking off again, towards where they were sure the guys would end up going.
- Present Times with the Kids -
"No guys! DON'T!" Yasha yelled, and whelped out as Jin dumped a bucket of cold river water right over his head. Jun did the same to Shippo, who just shook out his tail and bonked Jun on the head.
"You freaking dummy! What were you trying to prove? Do you really not wanna hang out with me?" Jin said as tears started forming in her eyes.
"N-n-no Jin! That's not it at all! It was just a joke, a JOKE, that's all." Yasha stammered out.
"Yeah? Well so was that!" Jin replied as she kissed him on the cheek, and ran away giggling. Yasha blushed, and then grinned as he took off after her.
A/N: What happened after we left Inu and Kag alone? What about Sango and Miroku? Will you ever know? Is there puppy (lol) love in the air with the little kiddos? Will I ever get to the plot I had in my head at the start of this little comedy? The answer: I DON'T KNOW! Keep tuning in! -
Yeah, so finally, you guys get an update. This was finished on 1/26/06, so whenever this is posted, is whenever my mom give me back my internet access….
Ja ne!
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