The Secret Diary of Neville Longbottom, based during the events of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban. V. bad. Don't like him, he's almost as bad as Bellatrix, evil wench, am sure I started planning revenge on her but can't quite remember. Decided really must get portable notice board. Went back to Hogwarts, train got attacked by Dementors and Harry fainted…I'm sure he's done something like that before…he does seem to suffer from illness a lot.
- Got strange package from Snape today, made strange squeaking sounds so sent home to grandmother, got howler in return am not sure why…think I lost rememberall, but can't remember.
- Dumbledore posted reward for return of his sherbet lemons, I don't think I've seen them but I can't be too sure on that, though Snape is looking more sour than usual. Lost piece of paper with passwords to common room on it, hope I remember where I left it. Gryffindor beat Ravenclaw, Fred and George turned me into a canary…I kinda liked having yellow feathers…Sirius black broke into common room, McGonagall said it was my fault and now not allowed the passwords for the common room or allowed to go to Hogsmeade…stupid Scottish hag.
- Woke up with strange gold writing above head…'Still not king'…also saw strange shaped cheese wandering cross common room…must stop eating pepperimps before bedtime.
- Got strange package back from Grandmother today, had blood on outside…wonder why…left it outside Slytherin common room, they seem to like blood. Fell off stool for third time this week…wonder why…Hermionie asked if I'd found it today…wonder where rememberall is, may help me remember…
Number of things forgotten: I can't remember.
- Gryffindor won Quidditch World Cup! Go Team! Draco Malfoy looked like he was going to be sick…ask looked to have some fingers missing off his left hand…wonder how that happened. Oliver Wood couldn't stop crying…he really needs to get himself a girlfriend. Had to go see Snape who wasn't in his office, saw Dumbledore's sherbet lemons on the desk, was going to go tell him about them but I think I forgot.