The Secret Diary of Hermionie Granger, based during the events of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- France is great. There seems to be some sort of Quidditch amnesty here, so nobody talks about it 24/7, maybe I should bring Ron here. Miss Harry, too quiet, nobody whining when he's not around. Don't miss Ron, nobody pestering me to do their potions essay.
- Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban, am really disappointed, I wanted to be the first to do that, means he could possibly be smarter than I am…hope ministry catches him soon, then nobody else will figure out he could be smarter than me. Went to Diagon Alley met Harry and Ron. Wish I was back in France…Nice to see Ginny again. Got cat, nobody else wanted him, seems to be smart, hope he isn't smarter than me.
- Neville got white package today, from anonymous source, told him not open it, especially when it made strange noises. He sent it to his Grandmother. Cat now cheese after attacking Scabbers, Ron needs to learn to control his temper. Starting to develop insomnia…not sure why, maybe need to take more subjects to help get rid of it, volunteered to help in Buckbeak's case instead.
- Ron turned cat into cheese, am really angry since I don't know how to do that…hope Ron isn't smarter than me…nah that could never happen. Apparently cheese ate Scabbers…I personally think it was Dobby but there is no explaining that to Mr 'please do my potions essay'. Gryffindor beat Ravenclaw in Quidditch match; Fred and George threw v. big party that made lots of noise and disturbed my studying, shall scowl darkly at them for a week. Ron nearly killed by Black, but after turning cat into cheese serves him right!
- Stupid Lupin, scared me half to death with stupid boggart on stupid obstacle course, note to self: scowl darkly at him too. Also know he's werewolf, but seems to be good werewolf so not told anyone yet. Dumbledore posted reward notice for return of sherbet lemons, Ron wanted to go buy some more and turn them into him, but told him that Dumbledore already has too much sugar and doesn't need pupils buying him more. Was useless at hippogriff stuff for court case…Buckbeak lost and is going to be executed. Cat still cheese, caught Malfoy throwing crackers at it…grrrrr…had a dream he turned into ferret and got bounced around room…
- Buckbeak executed, all my fault, v. sad, but at least Ron's stopped pestering me for potions essay, Ron got kidnapped, cheese in league with big dog really Sirius Black, Scabbers really Peter Pettigrew and one responsible for Harry's parent's death, had to put up with whining Harry for a while, but in new location almost felt sorry for him… Knocked Snape out…opps…was right about Lupin being good werewolf…until he transforms. Snape gloating over Order of Merlin going to get, Dumbledore so jealous so sent Harry and I back in time to spoil it for him. Won house cup again, still the smartest! Go Me!