Okay, this is something I decided to write in my spare time. I would like to thank Weird Al for writing this ingenius song "Barney's On Fire" Disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or "Barney's On Fire" by Weird Al. If I did, I wouldn't be making a parody of my own song and I would be very rich.
(It'd be best to listen to this song with the music if you do not know how the music goes)
Verse 1:
It happened one day in the Hidden Leaf
Walking around in his sexy grief
The navy blue monstrosity was was swaying his arms
Women were falling victims to his evil charms
He brushed Asmua's lighter and he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing at the Uchiha joke
Chorus:
Oh boy, Sasuke's on fire
It's what all men desired
They'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out.
Verse 2:
Blue and gray was flying, black hair everywhere
And all of the guys just continued to stare
The youngest Uchiha, he started to yell
Rock Lee should have helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl
Away
Chorus:
Oh boy, Sasuke's on fire
This is flamer's secret desire
Kiba helps the flames burn brighter
But don't you try to put him out
Konohamaru: Break it down for my fellas
Sasuke: You're all below me, you bunch of... (start smoking) Ah AH AHH AHHHH WHOOAA AAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Chorus:
Oh boy, Sasuke's on fire
This is our secret desire
Would you help us fan the flames higher
You better not try to put him out
Sasuke's no one longer ignited
We're feeling so much lighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
Chouji pokes him with a stick
Cuz we had to be sure he was
Dead
So, how'd ya like it? Review even if you didn't. I was mad at Sasuke for leaving so I just had to write it!