(A/N Ok 3rd chapter! I am going to make this as long as I can! BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MAI MATH TEACHER AND MELISSA! Big whoops! ALSO I OWN THE FART RASENGAN! THIS IS TOTALLY MINE!)

As Naruto swiftly moved through the village of Konoha, he found out that Sasuke was on his track. Naruto had an awkward feeling that Sasuke had the same plan as he did so he decided to fight Sasuke.

" Sasuke, I won't lose this to you!" promised Naruto.

" Don't get so cocky!" laughed out Sasuke.

Suddenly Naruto hadthis indisputable urge to fart, but instead he made it useful. He gathered up his chakra and made it into a raesengan with his fart inside it.

"HEHEHE, no way Sasuke would survive this! snickered Naruto.

"Make your move, dumbass!" said Sasuke.

Naruto ran up with his raesengan wit his fart (A/N or should I say farsengan) to Sasuke. Naruto shoved his hand up his hand to the nose instead of the stomach which surprised the hell out of Sasuke. Sasuke took a quick breath and froze in agony like this.. --'+. After this expression, Sasuke passed out. Naruto jumped for a quick celebration and went to the setting of his plan.

Meanwhile Temari and the rest of the girls met up racing to the Hyuugas mansion. Ino was first ad decided to take advantage of this. She was at the front step and the entrance of the mansion.

"Hello? Neji? Hinata?

Yes?

It came from behind Ino and it was Neji! Ino was shocked but licked her hair clean when Neji was looking away.

" Why are you here at my home?"

"Uhm just visiting. Hey Neji, can I visit your room?" questioned Ino

The confused Neji politely yet awkwardly showed her way to his room. When they finally reached the room, Ino secretly locked the door.

The room was completely blank. However there was a letter posted up from the wall that was written from his fater. It was a love note and Neji treasured it. He had couple of photographs of him and Neji many years ago with Hinata hiding in the back. Although Ino felt bad of what she was going to do, she still decided to do it anyway.

"Hey Neji, can I have a chat with you on the bed? Said Ino in a sexy, hot voice.

"Let just talk outside where is better to have our privacy."

Ino quickly changed his mind by unbuckling her buttons on her shirt. She pulled it half way so Neji was able to see her shoulder naked. It would have come out entirely only if Neji tapped it .

"Uhm Ino, What the hell do you think your doi…..

Ino placed her soft hands over his lips and gently pushed him which caused him to lie on his bed. She slowly put her lips onto Neji and stayed there. After a few moments Neji accepted it and kissed her back. Ino knew he liked it. Ino placed her hand onto his white clothing and take it off until a knock was at the door! Neji used his byukygan and saw what he couldn't believe.

(A/N SORRY WANTED TO WRITE MORE BUT MY MOM IS FORCING ME TO SLEEP! TRUST ME IT WILL GET BETTER! AND NO I AM NOT A PERVERT! Its just that these things make it more interesting! Don't u agree?)