Then she poked him.
"Ah!" Yuki cried, backing away from the touch. A small little burn spot was on his chest.
"OHMEGOSH! You're a little mousey!" she said, sucking on her injured finger. Yuki blinked.
"Well I-" POOF! Blink blink.
"Ahhhhhhh! NAKED BOY!" Marvel screamed, covering her eyes. "EW!"
xXx
"But-"
"No, no, I'm okay," said Klein, smiling.
"Then clearly I didn't hit you hard enough," Yuki said. "My apologies, let me try again."
"No, no way Yuki-chan," Klein said darkly, standing and dusting off. "It's MY TURN!" and with that he round house-kicked Yuki Sohma through the foliage.
"Ahhhhhh!" Tohru screamed. "Sohma-kun!" and she ran after him.
"Klein!" Marvel scolded. "Apologize!" Klein shrugged and cupped his hands around his mouth.
"Sorry Yuki-chan!" he called. Then he turned to Marvel and smiled. "Better?"
"No! Mean it!" scolded Marvel, hands on her hips.
Klein in turn put his hands on his hips. "Who are you to order me around, little sister?"
xXx
During this wonderful time, Momiji had snuck over to spy on Tohru and Yuki. Tohru had Yuki by the arm, helping him up. A trickle of blood was running down the side of Yuki's head. ((All about head injuries, aren't I?))
"Are you okay Sohma-kun?" Tohru gushed. Yuki nodded slightly, stumbling up.
"Hey!" Momiji cried, bouncing over to Yuki. "Why'd you let him kick you like that Yuki-san?"
Yuki blinked, before putting on a forced smile. "I was just off guard Momiji."
Momiji smiled. "I think he's just too fast for you." Momiji sighed and shrugged. "But, that's just me. I gotta go now, okay? Bye Tohru!" and he skipped off. Yuki AND Tohru blinked.
xXx
By the time we return to Klein and Marvel, Klein has Marvel in a headlock and is rubbing the hell out of her head with his knuckles.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! KLEIN! STOP!" she cried, wailing and waving her arms. Tohru and Yuki stepped out from the foliage. Klein immediately stopped, and was in front of Tohru, bowing in a heart beat.
"Konnichiwa Miss Honda. May I call You Tohru?" he straightened, took her hand, and kissed it. "You are quite lovely."
"Why I'm no-"
Yuki conked him one on the head. "Leave Miss Tohru ALONE!" he declared.
xXx
As we return to the wonderful couple of Kyo and Satyr ((CoughcoughshutupTheresacoughcough)) it would appear both of them are sitting cross-legged on the floor with a deck of cards between them.
"This is a deck of cards," she said calmly.
"No duh," Kyo muttered, leaning his head on his hand. "I could've told you that." Satyr shot him a cold glare.
"AHEM, who's psychic here?" she said darkly. Kyo rolled his eyes.
"You are," he muttered. She nodded.
"Thank you. Now, as I was saying," she began shuffling the deck. "These are Tarot cards. You are to select three. These will be the three that best represent you at that moment. One for your past, one for your future, and one for the present. It is up to you to determine which is which."
"How does that make you psychic?" Kyo asked, straightening. "The cards are doing all the work."
She smirked. "Because then I will tell you how your day will end. And if it doesn't end like that, you will have free reign of me."
"WHA!" Kyo cried, shocked. "Bu-but, what do you mean?"
Satyr winked. "Oh, nothing... Now, pick three cards." She fanned out the cards for him to select. "DO not let dark spirits tempt you. Pick the three strongest."
Kyo blinked, and snatched three randomly from the middle. She smiled. "Now show me...," she said. He handed her the cards after she had set down the deck.
"The Lovers. Emotion, love, care. Potential for a sad ending despite the best beginning. The element of Air, such as the sign Gemini. You are what, a Capricorn?"
"How did you-"
"Ah, such trivialities. An Earth element then. Strange you should get Air, your opposite. Perhaps it is an influence on your behavior?" She blinked and uncovered the next card by setting aside The Lovers. "Death." she breathed.
"Death?" asked Kyo, slightly nervous. Satyr looked up and smiled at him.
"Do not worry. It is not really a card of 'death' as we imagine it, but rather transformation. You see, our spirit dies all the time, shedding old beliefs for newer ones. It is nothing more than going on to the next level. You are not destoryed, because you can not be destroyed. Nothing can be destroyed- only transformed..."
Kyo blinked, then crossed his arms. "Next."
Satyr smiled, and set aside Death. "Now we have the Two of Swords. Since the swords are crossed over the figure's heart, it means a closed heart. It represents a situation in which and answer or solution could be seen, but whoever was involved could not see it. It also represents a conflict between two equally matched forces. Such impasses are not easily resolved and can lead to long periods of confusion and stasis. It represents peace, but an uncomfortable peace. More of, habit."
"So.." Kyo said after a long silence. "How will my day end?"
"Tohru will say 'I love you'."
"WHA-WHAT!"
