Note: I haven't done this in a while so just in case…(takes a deep breath) I do not own Midway, Mortal Kombat, MK: Conquest, etc. Here's another set of outtakes, this time from my MK: Conquest series. Since that story has 31 chapters, there will be most likely be more from that series coming soon.

Chapter 2: Some Bloopers from Conquest

"Hurry up already!" yelled Kidd as he jumped on to the couch.

Lil' placed a large bowl of popcorn and a bunch of sodas on the coffee table. "You sure Mr. Cage won't be mad?" the girl asked.

"Nah, he said we could watch movies at his place anytime, "answered Kidd as he picked up the remote, "Just don't leave a mess like he said."

Lil' grinned as she plopped down on the floor between the coffee table and couch, saying, "Ready!"

Kidd clicked 'play' on the remote…..

('beep!' 5….4….3….2…..)

"It seems you messed up rather nicely this time, my friend." She sighed, "You may not goof often, but when you do….DAMN!"

She stood up and approached the still kneeling male. While she did this, he mentally thanked the Elder Gods for her timely arrival.

"At least this time I'm able to ….." She said as she began to untie him, but then an evil look appeared on her eyes. With a cruel smirk, the white haired woman reached down and squeezed both his butt cheeks.

"HEY!" Rayden yelped as he tried to get away.

"What's the matter, "said the woman, "you can dish it out but can't take it..hmmmm." She then reached around and gave his cough a squeeze.

"CUT!" Raydiva screamed as she marched over and forcibly pulled the white haired woman away from the kneeling Rayden. "No one gropes the thundergod unless I tell them too. Capish?" she said with clenched teeth right into the white haired woman's face.

A white eyebrow rose as the woman said, "Why didn't you say anything when he…."

"Huh..ladies? Could someone…"asked Rayden as twisted to show his still tied hands and wiggled his fingers.

(Some flickering and a new scene appears)

By this time, Kung Lao finally defeated the last of his attackers and looked to see Shang Tsung preparing to attack the stranger. "Shang Tsung!" he yelled.

The sorcerer now noticed that it was now two against one. He raised his arms to send out two fireballs but then a distinct 'Eeeerrrppp' sounded. A strange look came to Shang's face as the blonde woman covered her mouth trying not to laugh.

Raydiva wasn't as lucky and laughter sputtered past her lips which then triggered everyone to break down laughing, including the 'unconscious' women on the ground. The sorcerer covered his eyes as his skin took on a slightly red hue.

(Some flickering and a new scene appears)

Kuravan laughed a cold cruel laugh. "Your information is slightly outdated thunderer." He then threw out his hand and a large ball of light-blue energy flew out towards Rayden. The thunder god deflected it with a thunderbolt and then swung his hammer. Kuravan was hit squarely in the chest, causing him to fly through the air and crashing into a wall. Unfortunately, Rayden was unable to stop the momentum of his swing and he was forcibly swung around in a circle a few times until he fell to the ground flat on his back.

"Cut!" Raydiva said, "You okay?"

Rayden nodded as he tried to stand back up, but ended up falling back down with a dizzy look.

(Some flickering and a new scene appears)

Just as the green smoke was dissipating, Rayden appeared in Althea's room. He pulled up the chair so to be more comfortable while he worked. Taking a deep breath, he took her hand to attempt recharging her chi with his own elemental energy. It was then that the potion took full effect on both of them. Rayden fell forward, his head landing….

"Get off of me you creep!" Althea 'woke-up' and pushed Rayden off her chest.

"Cut, "sighed Raydiva, "What was that for?"

"His face was on my…."

"It was a joke, "said Rayden, "And the script says…"

Althea sat up and crossed her arms across her chest to say, "I just don't want him touching me there."

"You rather I touch you someplace lower, "said the thunder god with a smirk.

"Enough! And save it for the love scene will ya Rayden?" Raydiva exclaimed.

"What love scene?" demanded Althea with flashing eyes.

(Some flickering and a new scene appears)

Four men walked through the caverns of the cobalt mines searching. They eventually came across their prize, in a heavy lip lock with on of the Shokan guards. Her hands around his thick neck, pulling herself up as the Shokan's four hands were all over her body.

"CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! "raged Raydiva surprising the 'loving' couple who jumped apart, "Take it to a bedroom and only after we finish this scene!"

Jola just smirked and gave the Shokan's butt a light squeeze.

(Some flickering and a new scene appears)

Rayden sense what she was going through and reached out to take her hand. They both stared into each others eyes for a few moments. Rayden stood up some and leaned forward….!CRASH!

Both jumped, and the sounds of a fight going on outside got their full attention. Althea ran outside to see what was going on. To her amazement she saw Lilith on the ground fighting off a bunch of dogs (?) no wolves. Two have grabbed each of her wings and a third was on top of her, she has holding him back from her throat. Seeing Althea, Lilith growled and then spat a red substance into the face of the wolf. It yelped and rolled off of her, taking one of the two holding her wings with it. She was then able to roll and claw the other one and then make her escape in the air.

"Stop this at once!" came an angry voice from off stage.

"CUT!"yelled Raydiva and then turned to see who the hell dared to interrupt filming, "Who the hell are you and how the freak did you get on my set!"

"We are with the American Humane Society and we're here to see that those wolves are not harmed!" said a man walking angrily towards Raydiva with two uniformed humane society officers behind him. He then pointed to the 'injured' wolf and said, "There was no reason for that…"

The wolf then started changing and eventually stood up as a human man. "Wat the fuc do ya think ya doing!"the 'wolf' growled.

Raydiva sighed as the humane society people stood stunned. Their leader gasped, "What are you?"

"Take five everyone, "said Raydiva tiredly, "While I try to explain what actors are to these morons."

(Scene Change)

At Pesina Park, Raydiva and Rayden were looking for the godlings. "Where the hell could they be?" asked Raydiva.

"You said you were going to destroy those tapes, "rumbled the thundergod.

"Don't get your jumper in a bind, "said Raydiva, "It's not like they got the scenes I cut out to keep the PG-13 rating."

Rayden froze and then turned to look at Raydiva with flashing eyes, "And just where are those tapes?"

The End…

Next time on Raydiva's Outakes…..

"Hey guys what's up!" said Johnny Cage as he jogged up to them in his blue and black jogging suit.

With a sigh of relief, Raydiva said, "Hey, JC! Have you seen Kidd or Lil lately?"

"Nope, "he said, "But I did tell them they could watch movies at my place at anytime last time I did. Why?"