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Okay, chapter four–takes a deep breath- sorry if it's a little odd, finals week is screwing with my mind Oo.

Disclaimer:I don't own anyone from FMA or HP, or Mashima-sensei Awww, you guys know the drill by now..

CHAPTER FOUR!

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The sorting was over and the feast had begun, Draco Malfoy looked up from a piece of turkey to look at a boy that had just recently walked into the Great Hall. In fact, the whole hall was watching him make his way up to the teacher's table. The boy was pretty short, but carried himself as if he were six feet tall. His braid swished with every step and looked like it had been washed recently, for water was dripping off the end of it; finally Draco realized that it wasn't only the boy's hair that was wet, but every part of the boy was thoroughly soaked.

If the boy hadn't looked like he was ready to commit homicide, and if the whole hall hadn't gone silent, Draco would have broke out in laughter. The boy walked up to the teachers' table and said clearly, "Okay, which one of you is Dumbledore?"

"That would be Professor Dumbledore to you, just who do you think you are?" Professor McGonagle stood up and addressed the boy.

"My name is Edward Elric, I'm your 'exchange student' this year." Edward spat back, wiping his wet bangs out of his face.

"Well, Mr. Elric, it is a pleasure to have you here this year." Dumbledore stood with a smile on his face, looking at Edward closely, "But may I inquire why you look like you have just jumped in a lake?"

"There was a… misunderstanding, sir." Ed's face reddened slightly, and he mumbled something about thinking that the first years had to swim across the lake.

"Ah, I see," Dumbledore said wisely, "We all can have misunderstandings," He then turned to the rest of the student body and announced that Edward would be staying for this year and why he was staying in the first year and everything that you, the reader, most likely already knows!

"He will be staying in my house," Professor Mcgonagle interjected at the end of the headmaster's speech, "no matter how stereotypical it is, the writer has decided it would be easier if he was in Gryphindor, being the lazy bum she is."

"Sure, okay." Ed rang out his braid one last time and took a spot across from Harry, who waved. Ed waved back and put on a fake smile. The feast was over soon enough and they trudged up to the common room, Edward jumped as a picture of a fat lady in a pink dress asked him what the password was. Ron laughed and his brother, Percy, strutted past him and declared the password to be 'turtle feet', Ed's jaw dropped as the painting swung forward and let them into a gigantic room. He shrugged it off, knowing that tomorrow would be full of surprises, including an unwanted gift that Cat had hacked up in his shoe.

(Okay, I'm bending the rules with my awesome author abilities, and now they have care of magical creatures with Hagrid XDD! bwahahaahahahaa I am Mashima! –Don't ask, I just read rave master's 17th volume, sigh-))

The next day Ed woke up, AMAZING! Other than his amazing waking abilities he had a relatively normal day, until he went to potions, which was rather a let down for him. Being an alchemist, he disapproved of magic, you could just wave your wand and anything you wanted would appear. He enjoyed putting together substances and making something completely new out of them. Here in this school of magic, potions was the closest thing he was going to get to alchemy. So when he walked into the potions classroom he felt somewhat elated.

Professor Snape stalked into the class and began to take role. He paused to make a snide comment at Harry's name and then reached Ed's, "Is there an Edward Elric out there?" his black eyes glinted maliciously, "Oh, there you are, Mr. Elric, I didn't see you down there…"

Ed opened his mouth to retaliate but Hermione, the brown haired girl from the train shushed him, "Don't, you'll only get in trouble, Professor Snape has a mean streak." She warned.

"I'll keep that in mind.." Edward glared at Snape, who smirked and continued with the lesson.

"Blah blah blah blah something about some potion blah blah blah?" Snape said.

"Fire penguin dropping." Draco Malfoy declared and smirked regally at Harry. That smirk, it's just like Mustang's… Ed let himself ignore Snape, what he was saying he most likely had already heard, his mind wandered to Roy Mustang Land, where the grass is green and trees spontaneously burst into flames, and there, in the middle of it was the Flame colonel himself.

"Mr. Eric!"

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! BWAHAHA!

Sorry, I had to do one cliffhanger, there might be more to come, but you guys will just have to deal with it for now!

Announcer voice: What will happen now? Will Ed get busted for daydreaming about the colonel? Will Cat go further for her revenge? And when will the author finally tell you what's happening back at central headquarters!

The author: SHUT UP! –Smacks announcer with fan-

R&R peoples! and someone please tell me how to spell Gryphindor, McGonagle and Dumbledore! Please?